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8 Awkward Moments You Have During Man-on-Man Sex, Part I

If you’re a man who fucks other men, you’ve probably had some not-so-sexy, somewhat embarrassing experiences during sex. And if so, you’ll probably recognize at least a few of these awkward moments (terrible beard-burn, anyone?). Here are 8 awkward moments during man-on-man sex.

When you get facial hair in your mouth while kissing
This can be pretty disruptive. But, hey—at least it’s facial hair and not some other type of hair!
When you’re lying on top of each other and your erect penises keep awkwardly poking each other
Guy 1: “Oh, excuse me!”
Guy 2: “Oh, excuse me!”
Beard-burn from kissing
Ouch! Worse than rug burn!
When you’re so turned on, you orgasm within seconds of him touching you
“OMG, you’re so hot…Oops!”
When you can’t get it up
It happens. And yes, it’s awkward.
When he’s just too tight
“Just. Can’t. Seem. To. Get. It. In. Argh!”
When you keep falling out
As Homer Simpson would say (if he had gay sex): D’oh!
When you get a little poop on your penis
Well, it was probably worth it!

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Check out more awkward moments you have during man-on-man sex here and keep watching the Phone Sex Blog for part 2 coming up in a few days!

Sexperts Explain Whether Pineapple Actually Makes Cum Taste Better

Maybe you’ve heard that eating pineapple and other sweet fruits will improve your taste and smell down there. While you probably have nothing to be concerned about—we’d be willing to bet you taste just how you’re supposed to taste—many people, especially women, worry that their pussies should resemble sweet tropical fruit. To address this common anxiety, sexperts weigh in on whether foods like pineapple actually makes your cum taste better. Here’s some helpful highlights (read more below).

On Buzzfeed, an OB/GYN explains, “To be fair, this myth isn’t total garbage. Your bodily fluids—like sweat, saliva, and vaginal secretions—can all be influenced by your diet and lifestyle habits.” This means that eating pungent foods like garlic can give your spunk a pungent aroma. But, in general, eating a nutritious diet and staying well hydrated are your best tools for maintaining healthily aromatic bodily fluids—not eating a bunch of pineapple before a big date! Also, hygiene is important (washing with mild soap and water is really all you need). The bottom line: “A vagina should smell and taste like a vagina,” says the sexpert. So don’t worry—whatever you got going on down there, whether or not it tastes like a piña colada, is probably delicious!

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Check out more about whether pineapple makes your cum taste better here:

Dildo Hoverboard Will Take Your Commute To the Next Level

Looking for ways to make your commute more pleasurable? Then you’re going to love the latest, NSFW hoverboard for the “busy millennial”—the Dildo Hoverboard! It allows you to navigate your busy life while also giving you some TLC at the same time.

“The Dildo Hoverboard allows me to squeeze in that much needed pleasure time,” one excited commuter says in the promotional video as she navigates sidewalk traffic. “The device is fully adjustable, and the easy to use control panel allows me to choose my favorite thrusting speed and rhythmic vibration,” says the video’s very happy customer. But before you rush to order this multitasking device that adds a whole new level of fun to your workday schlep, we should tell you that this is another hilarious prank from the folks who brought you the Dildo Selfie Stick and the Dildo Drone. And maybe that’s for the best—since hoverboards have been known to catch on fire, we’re pretty sure you shouldn’t let it get you hot and bothered just yet.

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Check out the video for the Dildo Hoverboard here.

Game of Thrones’ Lesbian Reveal Made Viewers’ Dreams Come True

A recent episode of Game of Thrones had viewers cheering during its big reveal: Yara Greyjoy is a lesbian! The badass, aspiring ruler of the Iron Islands showed that her passions lie not only in leading armed combat, but also in hot girl-on-girl action. Because as she so aptly pointed out, “No one on the Iron Islands has an ass like that!”

The lesbian reveal took place in a brothel, with Yara getting some (non-violent) action with a sexy, topless lady. While Game of Thrones has had a few queer characters before, Yara’s coming out was undeniably bold, shameless, and definitely hot as hell! Here’s to getting some kicks in before battling all of Westeros for the throne, Yara! You deserve a good stress relief! Want to have some good times yourself? Come show us where your passions lie! Check out more about the big lesbian reveal on GoT here: https://www.pride.com/tv/2016/6/06/game-thrones-lesbian-reveal-made-our-dreams-come-true

The Vagina Costume Spreading Awareness and Laughs

Have you ever wanted to show your support for pussy power—by actually dressing up as one? If the answer is yes, you’re in luck: a Brooklyn company is manufacturing Lycra and polyester costumes designed to look like a vajayjay! The company, Conceived in Brooklyn, has been making headlines lately for their adorable, $149 pink costume, which also has a philanthropic aim: to celebrate women’s vaginas!

“A vagina costume can provoke an uncomfortable response,” reads the company’s website. “Our intent is to draw attention to a topic that many people aren’t aware of.” What the company’s doing is often called “vagactivism,” defined as “a delightful form of activism that champions women’s rights by destigmatizing and celebrating the vagina.” If it isn’t totally clear how wearing a giant vagina costume will do that, besides showing pussy pride, Conceived in Brooklyn has promised to donate $10 of every $149 to 50 Cents. Period., an organization that promotes women’s health, menstrual hygiene, and sex education around the world. The costume company is also trying to spread the vagina love on social media with the hashtag #costumeforacause. So, if you want to show your love for the vag—and you don’t mind looking like a giant pink hotdog—you know where you can find your cute vulva costume!

Want to show your support for the vagine? You don’t need to dress like one to show your love!

Check out more about the vagina costume that spreads awareness here: https://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2016/05/25/what_is_the_deal_with_this_149_vagina_costume.html

The More You Masturbate, The Less Chance You’ll Have of Dying Prematurely

We have good news for the guys who enjoy regular self-love. According to a study published in the European Urology, guys who masturbate more often significantly reduce their chances of dying prematurely. The study followed 30,000 men over the course of 20 years, and found that men who regularly jerk off were generally healthier and had lower chances of being diagnosed with prostate cancer.

The study found that those who masturbate more when their young fare better later on in life. “Men who ejaculated at least 21 times a month in their 20s were 19% less likely to be diagnosed with prostate cancer than men who ejaculated about seven times a month,” reports Gaystarnews. The study also discovered that men in their 40s who choke the chicken on a regular basis are 22% less likely to be diagnosed with prostate cancer. Jennifer Rider, the leader of the study said: “Ejaculation frequency is, to some extent, a measure of overall health status in that men at the very low end of ejaculation – 0 to 3 times per month – were more likely to have other (medical problems) and die prematurely from causes other than prostate cancer.” So, guys, better get wanking!

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Check out more about how masturbating more decreases your chances of dying prematurely: https://www.gaystarnews.com/article/masturbate-prevent-chances-dying-prematurely/#gs.IlY1oTs

Vagina Massage is the Latest Craze in Women’s Health

If you follow GOOP’s new-agey, bougie health column and other health magazines like it, you’ve probably heard of the latest craze in women’s health: vagina massage, aka, yoni massage. And if so, you probably also heard that it is basically an erotic massage—which costs $300! So, we gotta ask: why would you pay someone a boatload of money to get you off when you can just do it yourself?

The Daily Beast reports, “These erotic massages have been around for decades, offered by sensual new-agey masseuses and masseurs in a major metropolis near you. But after a recent women’s health article drew attention the practice, gossip mags and tabloids have declared them a ‘craze’ that is on ‘rise.’” Yoni massages, which are named after the Sanskrit word for “place of birth,” involve just what you’d imagine: the labia majora is rubbed, then the clitoris, and the G-spot, until the woman is brought to orgasm. Several OB/GYN’s have commented that women can easily do this themselves manually, with a vibrator, or with a partner, making the massage not only very expensive but also very unnecessary. So, even if you don’t have $15,000 to buy a gold-plated dildo like Gwyneth Paltrow, women’s doctors are suggesting you just perform your own yoni massages at home for all the same health benefits—and fun!

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Check out more about vagina massages here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/05/28/the-goop-crowd-s-latest-craze-is-vagina-massage.html

Study Finds Middle-Aged People Have More Adventurous Sex

Worried that sex will never be as good as when you were young? Think again. A new study commissioned by the Trojan and the Sex Information and Education Council of Canada asked 2,400 Canadians, between 40 and 59, to reveal their sexual habits. And as it turns out, middle-age is prime time for exciting, satisfying sex!

“There is a public perception that as we age, sex becomes less important, less enjoyable and less frequent,” says Dr. Robin Milhausen, sexuality and relationship researcher. “The study findings indicate that most midlife Canadians are indeed leading satisfying and active sexual lives.” Nearly two-thirds of those surveyed said they had a pleasurable experience last time they had sex, which for a good majority of respondents is pretty often—at least once a week for two in five people. And not only is the sex good and frequent, but a whooping “63 percent said they felt more adventurous sexually than they did a decade ago, wanting to try new things for better satisfaction,” reports Huffington Post. Here’s to living long and (sexually) fulfilling lives!

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Check out more about middle-aged people having great, raucous sex here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/middle-aged-people-have-more-adventurous-sex-study-says_us_574468fde4b00e09e8a002c2

The Library of Orgasms Documents Real Female Pleasure, One Orgasm at a Time

You don’t need to worry about keeping the volume down at this raucous Spanish library! It’s called the Library of Orgasms, and its purpose is to let women hear what real orgasms sound like. Bijoux Indiscrets, a sex toy company for women, launched the library to counter the pervasive belief in Spain that the howling, over-the-top noises in porn is what women actually sound like during sex.

“The idea behind the online library is to stockpile audio clips of women having orgasms so they can feel comfortable with their own unique sounds — instead of thinking they have to conform to porn theatrics,” explains the Huffington Post. A whopping 70 percent of women in Spain believe porn is the norm when it comes to female orgasms, so the library’s goal is to diversify the big O by showing women how real pleasure actually sounds. Users can record orgasms in the library anonymously and listen to others orgasm. The library also renders the sounds of ecstasy into colorful art that unfolds with each climax. O—what a beautiful concept!

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Check out more about the library of orgasms here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/theres-a-real-library-of-orgasm-sounds-and-it-needs-donations_us_573f166fe4b0613b5129fb21

4 Reasons Why We Need Queer, Disabled Male Porn Stars

If you’re a gay man, you know exactly what’s going to happen in a gay porn scene: two hot, able-bodied dudes making out briefly, blowing each other, fucking, then money shot. Although there’s somewhat more diversity in porn these days in terms of race and body types, adult entertainment still has a ways to go with representing all bodies, especially disabled ones. Here are 4 reasons why we need queer, disabled male porn stars.

Different types of scenes
With a disabled person, the typical queer sex scene is made completely fresh and novel. In addition to sexualizing a disabled person by watching them undress, the viewer also sees the reality of what it’s like to have to negotiate getting into bed, with lifts/slings/etc, adding a new level of honesty and intimacy to the scene.
Different positions
With gay, disabled porn, the positions and sex are wholly new and exciting. As Andrew Morrison-Gurza, the founder of Deliciously Disabled Consulting says in the Huffington Post, “It would mean that the camera would capture something completely new and different, allowing for the viewing audience to get something fresh in their fantasy.”
It would empower queer men with disabilities
By including queer male porn stars with disabilities, queer men in the real world are able to see that their bodies are beautiful and desirable, too. “Seeing ourselves on film in this regard would act as a powerful and potent reminder that we have sexual agency and sexual capital while seated,” says Morrison-Gurza.
It would send an important message to the larger queer community
Depicting gay, disabled sex sends a powerful message to the queer community that disability is sexy, and that it’s okay to sexualize disabled bodies. It also allows LGBTQ people to become more comfortable with the idea of disability and sex. Right on!

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Check out more about why we need gay, disabled porn stars: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/andrew-morrisongurza/pwd-pornstars-with-disabi_b_9601594.html