Author: NiteFlirt

George W. Bush Wants Everyone To Know That’s Not Him in Kayne West’s ‘Famous’ Orgy

kanyeIt seems not everyone is pleased about Kayne West’s new video “Famous,” which features several celebrities lying naked in bed together (and we’re not talking about Taylor Swift). The 43rd President of the United States immediately issued a statement following his “appearance” in the rapper’s orgy. Apparently, George “Dubya” feels West “misunderestimated” him.

“In case there was any doubt… that is not President Bush,” a POTUS rep told TMZ. “He is in much better shape.” The post-coital celebrities featured in the video—probably wax figures in the uncannily realistic style of Madame Tussaud’s—are from left to right: George W. Bush, Anna Wintour, Donald Trump, Rihanna, Chris Brown, Taylor Swift, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Ray J, Amber Rose, Caitlyn Jenner, and Bill Cosby. Since the women are all topless or fully nude, and the men are covered in all the right places, perhaps Dubya needs to relax a bit. We heard painting is a very calming activity—or an orgy!

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Check out more about George W. Bush issuing a statement after being featured in Kayne West’s orgy: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/06/25/george-w-bush-on-kanye-west-s-nsfw-famous-orgy-that-s-not-me.html

What People Say On Dates Vs What They Actually Mean

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_questionHave you ever spent hours/days/weeks agonizing over what your date really meant when they said, “I’d love to see you again” when you never heard from them again? Well, let us help you demystify the infinitely confusing dating game. Here are more things people on dates say vs. what they actually mean (check out Buzzfeed’s illustrated list below).

  1. What they say: “You have beautiful eyes.” What they mean: “I want to have sex with you.” Good to know!
  2. What they say: “I’m not seeing anyone at the moment.” What they mean: “I’m seeing about five people on Tinder.” It’s not technically a lie.
  3. What they say: “I’ve just got out of a long-term relationship” What they mean: “I’m only looking for a no-strings fuck.” Well, why didn’t you say so? This is not necessarily a bad thing!
  4. What they say: “I’m not looking for anything serious right now” What they mean: “I don’t fancy you but I might sleep with you depending on how drunk I get tonight.” Buy you a shot?
  5. What they say: “It’s been really nice meeting you.” What they mean: “We have nothing in common and I never want to see you again.” Well that’s confusing!
  6. What they say: “That’s so interesting.” What they mean: “SOZ, I zoned out. Wut?” Time for shots!

Looking for some straight-forward, simple good times? We are all about keeping it real (fun) here!

Check out more of what people say on dates vs. what they actually mean here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/beckybarnicoat/what-people-say-on-dates-vs-what-they-mean?utm_term=.gvGrpLBMlE#.mma5OBKnxW

Gay Porn Studio Makes Controversial Decision to Add Trans and Bio-Female Porn Starss

Notorious gay porn studio, Treasure Island Media, has shocked more people with their new gangbang porn flick than with all their raunchy, bareback porn flicks combined—because they’ve given a woman and a trans woman starring roles. By crossing the gay porn gender taboo with their upcoming release Fuck Holes 3, they’ve stirred up quite a bit of controversy among loyal fans. Like the other popular Fuck Holes films, the adult entertainers are all male, except two scenes including SF Weekly’s Whore Next Door and cis-female Siouxsie Q James and trans woman Sami Price.

“Would this be boundary-pushing? Or is this just flat-out, gag-me gross for the majority of Treasure Island’s fan base?,” asked one angry dude on the gay blog The Sword. The film’s director Max Sohl responded by saying, “I have never had a movie this discussed based on the trailer alone. Some of the comments are surprising given that they haven’t seen what they are commenting on and really are judging based solely on the ‘idea’ of the casting.” Porn star Siouxsie Q James also commented, saying that as a queer person herself, she understands the frustration of straight sex dominating queer spaces, but that she is also “so honored that this historically gay director wanted to cast me in this genre-busting film,” she continued. “Yes, there are women in this film, it is still shot by a gay director for a gay production company. The focus is on the dudes.” We say to those pissed off gay dudes, if you don’t like one “fuck hole,” just fast forward till you get to a different “fuck hole!”

Want to have some raunchy fun yourself? We are all about controversy here!

Check out more about the gay porn studio adding a woman and a trans woman here: https://sfist.com/2015/07/30/gay_porn_studio_adds_female_and_tra.php

#ThrowbackThursday Dirty Boyz “Top” Gay Porn Stars

In 2015, Dirty Boyz magazine crowned its top 50 gay porn stars.  While these guys are all top notch, we’ve narrowed the list to give a taste of all the hot guy-on-guy action of that year. Here are the top 7 winners on Gaily Grind (check out the full list below)

7. Austin Wilde
Relatively new on the scene, Wilde made gay men wild with his big dick, sexy shaved head and drool-inducing abs!

6. Boomer Banks
This Mexican-American stud is said to have the biggest cock in porn! Nuff said.

5. Armond Rizzo
A compact uncut hunk with glorious skin renown as a massive power bottom,” says Gaily Grind.

4. Darius Ferdynand
This hot blonde boy-next-door is UK’s top porn star!

3. Trenton Ducati
This muscle god won GRABBY Best Porn Performer in 2013 and in 2014—and that never happens.

2. Christian Wilde
As Gaily Grind explains, his appeal is in “his boyish good looks mixed with hard tattoos, 8″ cock on a 6’3″ ripped bod in a 25 year old perfect package.”

1. Adam Killian
He’s been in the biz for 8 years, first starting out as a cameraman and eventually working his sexy ass into the spotlight.

Looking for some hot action yourself? Let us crown you right here!

Check out more top gay porn stars of 2015 here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/03/17/dirty-boyz-crowns-top-50-gay-porn-stars-2015-nsfw/

Citizens Push Over a Port-a-Potty With Chronic Masturbator Inside

A chronic port-a-potty masturbator in Portland, Oregon learned the shitty way the importance of closing the door when jerking off in public. Officials say the 48-year-old homeless man would chronically pleasure himself each day in the same portable toilet, in full view of his fellow homeless people. But today, the homeless heroes “decided to form a vigilante justice league and tip the toilet over, leaving the semi-public masturbator covered in shit and pee,” reports Willamette Week.

“(He) was flashing us over and over again, and we asked him multiple times and told him to stop and he wouldn’t,” a homeless woman told a local Portland news station. The masturbator needed to be rescued by police when the port-a-potty fell door-side down. “Physically, he’s fine but he had a crappy day,” said police spokesperson Willie Halliburton. He wasn’t arrested, since being trapped in a turned over port-a-potty is sufficient enough punishment. And we can probably assume the man will close the door next time!

Looking for some private time to unwind? Just make sure you close the door and leave the rest to us!

Check out more about citizens pushing over a port-a-potty with a chronic masturbator inside here:https://www.wweek.com/portland/blog-33298-citizen-heroes-push-over-port-a-potty-with-chronic-masturbator-inside.html

Utah’s Lawmaker Wants to Install Porn Blocking Software On All Cell Phones

ombinedYou may remember Utah Senator Todd Weiler? He’s the guy who successfully pushed an anti-porn resolution through the state Senate earlier this year after declaring porn a “public health crisis.” Well, he’s at it again with his latest brilliant idea: add a bill to abolish internet porn on cell phones in his state. He’d do this by adding online filters and anti-porn software on all cell phones that would require Utah citizens to opt-in before viewing porn online.

“A cell phone is basically a vending machine for pornography,” Weiler told TechCrunch. Critics of Weiler’s (harebrained) plan point out its impracticality, since it would require “major ISPs and cell phone makers to add special porn filtering software just for Utah citizens,” says TechCrunch. Others have compared it to China’s costly and ineffective censorship laws: “The Chinese government has poured hundreds of millions of dollars into censorship and have failed at restricting what their people can see. I don’t see Utah doing any better,” a local Utah ISP provider said. Weiler himself does not even know how the program would work—only that he must stop kids from watching porn! Yeah, good luck with that, Weenie, uh, we mean Weiler.

Looking for easy access to hard-core experiences? You don’t need to “opt-in” at NiteFlirt for that!

Check out more about the Utah lawmaker’s program to block porn on cell phones here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/05/24/this-utah-lawmaker-wants-to-install-porn-blocking-software-on-all-cell-phones/

Exercising Can Cause a Spontaneous Orgasm

It’s well known that women can orgasm while exercising (remember that porn star who climaxed every time she did hanging leg raises?). The phenomenon has been dubbed “coregasms” since doing core exercises seem to be what brings on these spontaneous orgasms, not arousal or genital stimulation. And now, sex professor Debby Herbenick, Ph.D. has confirmed in her new book The Coregasm Workout: The Revolutionary Method for Better Sex through Exercise that men can also have spontaneous orgasms from exercise!

“Through her research, she found that 10 percent of women and men have climaxed from exercising,” reports Men’s Health. “The guys in her studies reported getting off while doing sit-ups and pull-ups, lifting weights, climbing ropes, and running.” These types of exercises stimulate the abdominal muscles, which may activate internal nerve pathways that trigger an orgasm. Strange as it seems, many men who have reported spontaneous orgasms did not even have an erection! They described the experience as more intense than climaxing while masturbating, but not as satisfying as cumming with a partner. Time to hit the gym, guys and gals!

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Check out more about coregasms here: https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/men-can-have-coregasms

Meet the Woman Who Quit Her Job to Breastfeed a Grown Man

Jennifer Mulford wanted to breastfeed—but not a baby! She’s into a fetish known as ABR, or adult breastfeeding relationship. And the fetish is more common than you’d think—there are many women on Craigslist and social media sites like Reddit looking for a companion to share that most intimate bond with.

Mulford and her boyfriend recently discussed their breastfeeding relationship in an interview in the New York Post. She explained that she needed to take time off of work to supply him with the milk he “needs,” since it takes a lot of time and effort to “dry feed” and breast pump. Mulford said, “When I read about the bond breastfeeding could create between two people, I was envious…I have always enjoyed my breasts being touched during sex more than anything else, so I knew I would enjoy it.” The couple enjoy the “emotional bond” breastfeeding brings them, and are committed to pumping and dry feeding nearly every two hours, just as if they were feeding a baby. Mama knows?

In the mood for something kinky yourself? You can let your fetish flag fly here!

Check out more about the woman who quit her job to breastfeed a grown man here: https://distractify.com/sex-relationships/2016/06/07/woman-breastfeeds-her-boyfriend

Chastity Belt Makes Kinkster’s Arrest That Much More Difficult

Image Source: Flickr.com | User: Iain WatsonAs one kinkster in Tennessee can confirm, getting arrested for a DUI while wearing a chastity belt is a definite buzz kill! The 35-year-old was wearing “some kind of red mesh see-through hose” with a ribbon tied in his goatee and “some kind of little skirt,” an investigator told the local paper. Oh yeah, and he was also wearing a chastity belt!

It wasn’t until local authorities took him into custody that they noticed the kinky device around his genitals. And things only got better (worse?) from there, as the chastity belt was locked and the man’s drunken passenger still had the key around his neck (he wasn’t arrested). Eventually, much to the polices’ delight, they were able to obtain the key. We can only hope for the man this doesn’t mean the BDSM pleasure will have to end now—there should be a law against that!

Looking to have some dangerous fun yourself? Whatever your pleasure, we’re game!

Check out more about the man who got arrested while wearing a chastity belt here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/drunk-driver-chastity-belt_us_575b237ae4b0e39a28ada62a