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Porn Star Kayden Kross Reveals Whether Dick Size Matters 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_teenypenisAward-winning adult film star Kayden Kross recently sat down with NYLON to answer the million dollar question: does dick size really matter? Kayden has starred in 144 X-rated films—and once quipped that “30 million eyeballs have interacted with my butthole”—so she seems uniquely qualified to answer this hotly debated question. Her answer? Yes and no.

Yes, it can make a difference when it comes to partner pairings. She says, “It matters to partners who find very large penises uncomfortable, or who are only looking for girth, or who feel that their cervixes are under constant attack, or who feel that nothing has been penetrated until their cervix has.” But besides finding a good dick match, no, dick size really doesn’t matter that much. In fact, she explains that since women’s nerve endings are mostly on the outside (the clit) and not as much inside the vaginal canal, “you could make her come with just the smallest tip of your finger and absolutely no penetration whatsoever.” You hear that, men? Learn how to make a woman cum with just the tip of your finger and you have nothing to worry about!

Looking for some sexy sex ed yourself? We’d love for you to practice your moves on us!

Here’s more from porn star Kayden Kross about whether dick size matters: https://www.unilad.co.uk/nsfw/porn-star-reveals-whether-penis-size-ever-matters/

California’s Prop 60

Vote No on Prop 60 Voters in California will be heading to the polls on November 8 faced with a bill that would change the porn industry as we know it. On the surface, Prop 60 reads with good intentions to help reduce the spread of HIV and other STIs by requiring performers to use condoms during filming. Not a terrible idea for California — they are the leading producer of pornographic films. So why is it that Democratic, Republican, and Libertarian Party all agree that this is a bad idea?

For the most part, the 13-page bill is poorly written and opens the floodgates allowing any of the 38 million residents of California to file lawsuits directly against adult film performers, production crews, and even companies who distribute the films. The costs of these suits can cost the state millions. With the potential lawsuits from California’s Condom Cops, adult performers would be forced to disclose their private details including their legal names and home addresses. The most bizarre provision in Prop 60 is unlike any other we’ve seen before. If 60 passes and the state does not take on a case to defend it, Michael Weinstein–the author of Proposition 60 and president of the AIDS Healthcare Foundation–would automatically be hired to come to the defense of Prop 60 in court. That’s a little self-serving, don’t you think?

There are good reasons why 55 political parties, countless organizations, and the entire porn industry are fearful of this proposition. Its passing will likely result in the industry going underground and putting the performers at even greater risk than they were before. Keeping performers safe is one thing we all want in the end, but is Proposition 60 the right way to go about it?  We’ll find out on November 8. 

Shocking Threesome Horror Stories For Halloween

pumpkinThreesomes: super hot! But sometimes a sexy fling can turn into a freakish nightmare. Here are 6 threesome horror stories that will terrify you this Halloween!

  1. The unexpected facial
    What happens when you have a threesome with two buddies who insist you ride one while blowing the other? This: “He pushed my head really hard into him, right as he was about to cum, which made me choke and pull away. This made all of his cum spray right onto his buddy’s face, and a bit got into his mouth. I will always wonder if their friendship survived that sperm facial.”
  2. When Aunt Flow interrupts a threesome 
    “The other girl was sitting on my face, and she was really wet, so I was excited, but all of a sudden the guy was like, ‘Um, what’s on your chest?’ She apparently just started her period and her blood was all over me.” Thanks a lot, Aunt Flow!
  3. When bondage goes wrong
    Here, one member of a threesome was the literal odd man out after getting chained to the bed post: “Eventually the sex sort of migrated from one end of the bed to the other, and I couldn’t reach either of them. I was like, ‘Uh… guys?’ But they were too busy to notice. I ended up sitting on the edge of the bed and awkwardly watched my two friends have sex, just out of my reach.”
  4. The threesome virgin
    Sometimes getting it on with a threesome virgin can have disastrous consequences: “He was having sex with her from behind while she went down on me. He thrusted very hard and she accidentally CHOMPED down on my clit.” Ouch!
  5. Out of this world with Star Trek sex
    “Both guys were in full Spock cosplay when I showed up. Still had sex.” Threesome: the final frontier!
  6. Bad baby
    “A friend of a friend had a threesome with her husband and another guy, and she got pregnant with the other guy’s baby.” Oops!

Want to have a sexy fling? You won’t find anything scary on NiteFlirt—unless you’re into that!

Check out more threesome horror stories here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/threesome-horror-stories

Woman Live-Streams Getting Tricked Into Awkward Group Tinder Date on Boat

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_tinderWhen Kayla Hutch “matched” with her Tinder date six months earlier, she didn’t jump at the chance to go out with him. But when he invited her on a boat ride around Lake Michigan, she finally gave in. After all, as she explained, boat’s are cool. What she definitely wasn’t expecting on his cool boat, however, was five other Tinder dates he’d also asked to come!

She decided that when you find yourself trapped on a boat in a bizarre situation not unlike “The Bachelor,” you might as well live-stream it. The other five women also didn’t know about the guy’s plan—and none of them were happy about it. The guy’s response? “It’s not awkward.” But the date had a happy ending—after bonding with the other women who Hutch interviewed in her live-stream, she finally started to enjoy herself. And she eventually got rescued by another vessel!

Looking for some group fun yourself? No tricks here at NiteFlirt—unless you’re into that!

Check out more about a woman live-streaming her awkward Tinder boat date here: https://elitedaily.com/humor/woman-live-streams-getting-tricked-awkward-group-tinder-date-boat/1608556/

Women Try Cosmo Flirting Tips On Real Guys 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_eatingIf you’ve ever read Cosmopolitan, you’ve probably seen their notoriously ridiculous tips on how to bag a dude. From their next-to-impossible acrobatic sexual positions to their over the top tips on flirting, Cosmo is a wild card of feisty sex advice. So what would happen if women actually tried their flirting tips on real guys? Buzzfeed decided to find out.

  1. Tip: Pull your hair loose from a pony holder (or a clip) so he can watch your touchable tresses fall around your face
    Result: “Nothing about it was subtle, but it was effective,” said one pleasantly shocked woman. “I won at flirting!”
  2. Tip: “While conversing with a cutie, lean in so you’re about six inches from his face, linger for three counts, then slowly return.”
    Result: “It’s like a weird kiss blue balls.”
  3. Tip: “Rub your shoulder like you have a painful crick then gently sigh. Not only will he find this extremely sexy, but you might even score a massage.”
    Result: “Do you want some Icy Hot or something? I’m sure there’s a drugstore down the street…”
  4. Tip: “Use your tongue to get that last crumb off your lip while eating dinner with him.”
    Result: “As soon as that crumb’s on my lip, game over. It looks like I don’t know how to eat like an adult.”
  5. Tip: “Grab his ass on your way into a restaurant.”
    Result: “Now that’s sexual assault.”

Final thoughts: “I don’t think there needs to be many tips,” says a guy the tips were tried on. “We’re kind of easy.”

Want to have some naughty, flirty fun? We’ll grab your ass in the middle of a crowded restaurant, if you want!

Check out the video of women trying Cosmo flirting tips on real guys here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um23f8GcYSo

8 Naughty Halloween Costumes For Men 

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What is it about Halloween that brings out the naughtiness in people? From every iteration of a “sexy” costume to ones that are basically just a dirty joke, Halloween seems to make everyone randy. Here are 8 naughty Halloween costumes for men that will have you asking Trick or Treat?

Adult Genie In a Lamp
The lamp around your waist reads “Rub Me!” It’ll take magic for that one to work…

Shocker Costume

Yup: a giant hand holding up two fingers (for the pink) and a pinky (for the stink). The product description on this one reads, “Those three fingers will leave you well remembered among the ladies.” Or maybe they’ll just be shocked?

Free Willie Adult Costume
This one takes a beloved children’s movie starring an adorable whale and turns it into a dick joke. Not sure the ladies will be cheering for you in the end in this costume…

 

Wanna See My Nuts
It’s a tree costume with a cute squirrel popping out from the groin area. Are we noticing a trend here with punny dick jokes?

Down For the Count
Take Dracula and a horny vampire who loves to give blow-
jobs and you’ve got the perfect costume!

The Fire Extinguisher
It’s a fireman’s costume—but with a hose for a dick! Don’t see many women putting out your fire with this.

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Adult Droopers Costume
It’s a dude dressed up as an old lady wearing a “Droopers” crop top (like the Hooters one)–only with fake droopy tits hanging down!

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Hung Like a Horse 
Strap a horse’s head to your crotch and you’re good to go!

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Looking for a little naughtiness yourself? You don’t need a dirty costume to get a good treat this Halloween!

Check out more naughty Halloween costumes for men here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sexual-male-humor-costumes_us_57f2b7d6e4b0d0e1a9a923b6?

7 Confessions From People Who Got Caught Watching Porn

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_strawberryHave you ever been interrupted during an especially, um, private moment? If you have, you know how embarrassing it can be. And you’ll definitely relate to these confessions from people on Whisper about the time they got caught watching porn.

  1. One time my dad walked in on me watching porn at 2:00 a.m. in our living room. And now I realize he was probably about to do the same.”
    Good father-son bonding moment?
  2. My roommate caught me watching porn. But he pulled up a chair and watched it with me.”
    Best. Friends. For. Ever.
  3. I was watching porn yesterday and I had almost reached climax and then my grandma walked in.”
    What, she didn’t pull up a chair?
  4. My wife caught me looking at porn and told me I had to choose between a divorce and watching her have sex with another man.”
    Well, the first option is extreme—but the second one might be fun!
  5. I was watching porn and my mom walked in. Now she keeps asking me if I need any lube.”
    Mother Of The Year!
  6. My wife walked in on me watching gay porn. She stood there for a minute, pulled down her jeans, and watched it with me.”
    Marriage is bliss!
  7. My cat caught me watching porn. I feel unnecessarily guilt.”
    What a naughty, naughty pussy!

Looking to have a private moment yourself on NiteFlirt? Pull up a chair and bring the lube!

Check out more confessions from people who’ve been caught watching porn here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/bencoleman2/14-people-who-were-caught-watching-porn

People In Russia Are Sharing Videos Of Themselves Narrating Porn To Protest Censorship

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_silhouetteRussian citizens are rightfully pissed off at their government and its censorship agency Roskomnadzor for blocking porn on Pornhub and YouPorn. So to protest the move, they’re sharing videos of themselves not only watching porn, but narrating what happens, detail by painstaking detail, under the hashtag #rospornobzor. By watching and narrating porn, Russians want their government to know what they think of the agency’s suggestion to go “meet someone in real life.”

“Daniel Trabun, the digital director of Esquire Russia, kicked off the hashtag with this video, in which he gives an 8-minute play-by-play of a clip called ‘Stepbrother Catches His Sister With a Big Dildo and Then Fucks Her,” reports Buzzfeed. He describes every detail from the “very simple interior” to the camera angles and pop-up ads he sees. Since then, people have shared themselves watching clips in dark rooms, under the covers, and even out in public to protest what they consider their government’s “hypocritical, sterile, and conservative position.” So, if you speak Russian and hate censorship, you can watch some angry citizens watching porn in solidarity.

Want to watch something x-rated yourself? We censor nothing at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about Russians sharing videos of themselves narrating porn to protest censorship here:https://www.buzzfeed.com/susiearmitage/people-are-narrating-porn-online-after-their-government-bloc

The Best, Dirtiest Porn on Tumblr

tumblrWhile Tumblr may have a “clean” reputation as a blogging site, it actually offers some of the finest, filthiest porn on the internet! From artful images to amateur porn to vintage pin-ups—you just have to know where to look. Here’s the best porn Tumblr has to offer:

  1. Taste This Kitty
    You’ll find fucking, BDSM, sexy GIFS, and best of all, loads of images of head!
  2. Indifferent Cats in Amateur Porn
    This Tumblr is all about the pussy—cats that is! Yes, these cats don’t know and don’t care that a porn is happening all around them. Meow!
  3. Addicted to Fucking and Sex
    As Daily Dot explains, “Addicted to Fucking and Sex is a one-stop digital porn shop, boasting an impressive archive and a button for longer videos. It’s also open to submissions and archives what it receives, so users hoping to get a feel of their fellow Tumblr fans can easily navigate to the goods, pick up some inspiration along the way, and maybe even find their new favorite porn Tumblr.” Hot hot hot!
  4. Bijou
    This one’s dedicated to keeping Chicago’s revered gay adult Bijou Theater & Sex Club’s spirit alive by preserving its archives of vintage porn online. Old school gay porn stars? Yes please!
  5. The Art of Porn
    Sex is beautiful. And this Tumblr captures the artful moments of getting down. Sexy and aesthetic!

Looking for something naughty? Whatever (filthy thing) you’re looking for, you’ll find it at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about the best smut on Tumblr here: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/tumblr-porn-accounts/

‘Pokemon Go’ Gets a Gay Porn Parody

PikachuSexPokemon Go” has already inspired Pokemon nudes, Pokemon sex meet-ups, and now, a Pokemon Go gay porn parody! Considering how randy the world’s most popular gaming app seems to have made everyone, a gay XXX parody shouldn’t come as any big surprise. Men.com is producing the x-rated gay porn parody of Pokemon Go, “Fuckemon Go,” starring Johnny Rapid.

In the recently released trailer, Ash (Johnny Rapid) and Brock (Will Braun) go out on a naughty adventure looking for Pokemon. First, they have to fight off a “Buttplugosaur” in the Gay Forest. Then they find Peek-a-choo (Adam Bryant)—wearing a skimpy yellow thong! It’s then that they realize the true purpose of their mission: “I think we need to fuck Pokemon!” Well, you know what they say—“Gotta fuck’em all!” Seems like everyone’s a winner in this game!

Looking for a little adventure yourself? You’ll always win big at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about the Pokemon Go porn parody here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/09/01/pokemon-go-gets-a-gay-porn-parody-and-well-never-look-at-pikachu-the-same-way-again/