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France Reimbursing Citizens For Condoms

France is showing its support for safe sex by reimbursing for condoms. Having safe sex now means saving French residents money and protecting against STD’s. France’s Minister of Health announced that citizens can be reimbursed for Eden-brand condoms if they have a prescription from a doctor or a midwife.

These French-made condoms are cheaper than name-brand ones and are “the first to be approved for reimbursement by France’s national health authority.” The measure, which was announced shortly before World AIDS Day, is an effort to prevent HIV, AIDS, and other sexually transmitted diseases. The policy sends “a strong signal that it [a condom] is not a sex toy but a real and indispensable prevention tool,” said the maker of Eden condoms.

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Check out more about France reimbursing citizens for condoms: https://nypost.com/2018/11/29/france-reimbursing-citizens-for-condoms-to-help-prevent-stds/

Pornhub Responds To Starbucks Porn Ban With Clever SFW Idea

Pornhub is already devising a “backdoor” plan to get around Starbucks recently announced porn ban. The porn mega site has a workaround so you can still get your kicks from caffeine and porn: a “Safe For Work” category. “While we were aware some people’s preference in a sexual partner mimics that of their coffee, we were unaware that people were acting on such impulses when getting their caffeine fix,” said the Pornhub VP in a statement.

“To comply with Starbucks’ new policy, we’ve created an option that allow fans to still enjoy great content to which they are accustomed, but that is appropriate for consumption in public places,” Pornhub’s VP continued. The actual content on the SFW page is just as varied and quirky as everything else you’d find on Pornhub: music videos, video game clips, and a hodgepodge of other stuff. It’s also not yet clear if people will actually be able to access the SFW Pornhub page or if the entire Pornhub URL will be blocked.

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Check out more about Pornhub’s new SFW category: https://mashable.com/article/pornhub-starbucks-porn-filter-sfw/#TowAbOZFLgqr

‘Rhino’ Sex Enhancement Pills Can Cause Prolonged Erections, FDA Warns

The Food and Drug Administration has issued a stiff warning about a black-market male enhancement pill called “Rhino.” The drug, commonly found at gas stations, convenience stores, and on eBay, contains potentially dangerous ingredients, many of which are not listed on the packet. Some of the hidden ingredients are similar to those found in prescription erectile dysfunction pills like Viagra and Cialis.

The FDA said it’s received reports of people who’ve experienced symptoms ranging from severe headaches to extended erections after taking “Rhino” pills. The hidden ingredients are phosphodiesterase type-5 (PDE-5) inhibitors, which could interact with nitrates in prescription drugs used to treat people with diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol or heart disease, the FDA warned.“Over the past few years, the FDA has been combating the retail sale of male enhancement drug products that are frequently misrepresented as dietary supplements and that contain hidden and potentially harmful active drug ingredients,” said the FDA’s Center for Drug Evaluation and Research.

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Check out more about the FDA’s warning about male enhancement pills “Rhino”: https://nypost.com/2018/11/28/rhino-sex-enhancement-pill-can-cause-prolonged-erections-fda-warns/

Al Roker Shared A Recipe Called ‘Sweet Potato Poon’

The subversively smutty people on The Today Show had to stifle their giggles when introducing Al Roker’s Thanksgiving recipe for “Sweet Potato Poon.” While the show tried to play it off like just-another-wholesome recipe, the dirty folks of the internet had a lot to say about the supposedly family-friendly dish. As one Twitter user pointed out, “Poon … checks notes from 80s-90s…. nope doesn’t check out uncle al just wanted to say poon on network television.”

The “poon” seemed to whet a lot of people’s appetites: “Mmmm-mmm! Can’t wait to get my hands and mouth all over that sweet potato poon.” Another tweet said, “[al roker unveiling his mother’s famous apple cider donuts on the today show] they’re called cinnamon boyholes.” But this is what we’re wondering: “Isn’t Sweet Potato Poon what leads to Truffle Butter?”

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Check out more about the internet’s dirty jokes about Al Roker’s ‘Sweet Potato Poon’: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/krystieyandoli/al-rokers-sweet-potato-poon

Pastor Is Melting Purity Rings Into A Golden Pussy Sculpture

A progressive Christian author and theologian has a great idea for what to do with “purity” rings: burn them! The pastor issued a call on Twitter for people to send her those rings so she can melt them down and recast them as a “golden vagina.” She sees it as a powerful way to turn a symbol used to shame women and their bodies into something beautiful and liberating.

The pastor is the founder of Denver’s “House for All Sinners and Saints,” a progressive, queer-inclusive Lutheran congregation. She pushes back against religious notions of controlling women’s bodies and sexuality. In exchange for the purity rings, the pastor sends a silicone “impurity” ring and a “Certificate of Impurity.”

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Check out more about a pastor recasting purity rings into a giant pussy sculpture: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/nadia-bolz-weber-purity-ring-vagina-sculpture_us_5bfdac5ee4b0a46950dce000

Minister Champions Sex Benefits Of Cycling

Sometimes good advice comes in the unlikeliest places—like when a minister gives sex tips, for example. It’s true: a minister in the UK is championing the sex benefits that come from regularly riding a bicycle. He points to a Harvard study which shows men who cycle have the sexual prowess of those five years younger.

He tweeted, “Harvard argues men aged over 50 who cycle for at least three hours a week have a 30% lower risk of impotence.” He also spoke before parliament, saying “It’s better for your sex life … yes, much better for your sex life.” As the minister says, “this is something that should be deeply encouraged.” Preach!

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Check out more about the minister preaching the sex benefits of cycling: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/pa/article-6411127/Minister-champions-sex-life-benefits-cycling.html

Tess Holiday: ‘Fat Folks Have Bomb Sex’

Tess Holiday keeps it real about big beautiful women (BBW) who love good sex. The body-positive model recently took her sex-positive message to the Busy Tonight late night show. “I think it’s important to tell people that fat folks have bomb sex,” she told host Busy Philipps.

“Like, we need sexy lingerie … we need options; like, I want to feel sexy, I want to be sexy, whether I’m having sex or not, if it’s just for me in like my home or if I want to go out and show it. The world just wants to cover up marginalized bodies, and I’m not here for it.” Holiday has also given her 2 million social media followers some important information: “Fat people have sex. A lot of it. And it’s really fucking good. That’s all.” Bless you, Tess Holiday, and your healthy appetite for fucking!

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Check out more about Tess Holiday talking about how fat folks love to get freaky:https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tess-holliday-fat-folks-bomb-sex_us_5bedbc5ce4b0dbb7ea68b7bd

History Made With First Lesbian Kiss At Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

The two lead actresses in the new Broadway musical “The Prom” really heated things up at the coldest Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade on record. In a historic first at the nationally broadcast Thanksgiving parade, the two actresses kissed. “The Prom” is a story about two lesbian teenagers who want to go to their prom together in a conservative town.

Following the same-sex kiss, Twitter exploded with excitement at the history-making moment. “Two girls. Just kissed. On live TV. On the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. I suddenly cried,” read one tweet. The girl-on-girl kiss follows in the footsteps on other groundbreaking LGBT moments in the entertainment industry, like the show L.A. Law, which featured television’s first lesbian kiss in 1991 between Amanda Donohoe and Michele Greene.

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Check out more about the lesbian kiss at Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade: https://mashable.com/article/the-prom-first-same-sex-kiss-macys-thanksgiving-day-parade/#Uegvhi0LVOq7

Fendi’s $1,000 ‘Touch Of Fur’ Shawl Looks Like A Pussy

A new shawl that retails for nearly $1,000 has gotten Twitter’s attention—because people think it looks like a giant vagina. The pink shade of the silk, wool and fur shawl looks shockingly vulva-like, leading the company to remove the shawl from their website after many on social media started making pussy-jokes. The Guardian was among the first to point out that “It makes you look like you’re being born.”

A Twitter user quipped, “My DH just said ‘don’t let bald men wear it’ I can’t imagine why…” Another Twitter user was feeling inspired by the pussy-shawl: “That’s my Halloween costume sorted.” But the best response we heard from Twitter was this gem: “It does look like something warm to slip into on a cold day.”

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Check out more about Fendi’s $1000 vagina shawl: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/fendi-vagina-shawl_us_5bc587e4e4b0d38b5870bc28

George R.R. Martin Reveals There Will Be Westeros ‘Erotica’ In New Book

George R.R. Martin just created even more excitement for Game of Thrones fans. If you were eager for the new book before, your mouth will water when you hear this. In addition to dragons and bloody battles, Martin has revealed that in his new GoT novel, Fire and Blood, there will be “Westeros erotica.”

During a recent appearance on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Colbert asked the historical-fantasy author how he would deviate from Tolkien, saying “Part of the critique of Tolkien is that there’s no sex in Tolkien.” Martin responded with “We do have, in Fire and Blood — you know it’s written by an Archmaester going back to primary sources — and there’s one particular incident where he has to, somewhat reluctantly, consult a book called ‘A Caution for Young Girls’ — which is basically erotica from Westeros.” He added, “That’s one reason I’ve really diverged from Tolkien… because there is no porn in Middle Earth.”

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Check out more about George R.R. Martin talking about Westeros porn in his new novel: https://mashable.com/video/george-r-r-martin-westeros-erotica-colbert/#AC8fWq_3HPqh