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The Sexiest Movies on Netflix That Somehow Passed the Porn Censors

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netflixandchillDid you know there’s plenty of real-life porn to be enjoyed on Netflix from the comfort of your home? The movies featuring XXX action on the streaming platform are promising to take “Netflix and chill” to the next level. Grab your popcorn and a box of kleenex: here are the dirtiest movies on Netflix for your viewing pleasure.

  1. Starlet
    This movie not only features the great-great-granddaughter of Ernest Hemingway, but also an actual XXX sex scene. Porn star Zoe Voss acts as body double in the naughty scene.
  2. Nymphomaniac Vol 1 & Nymphomaniac Vol 2
    Lars Von Trier’s two-part drama chronicling a woman with a sex addiction is racy enough on its own. But the movie is one-of-a-kind for its exciting use of special effects: Von Trier actually filmed real porn stars having sex, but then he digitally placed their genitals onto the bodies of actors like Charlotte Gainsbourg or Shia Labeouf!
  3. Blue Is the Warmest Color
    This film features perhaps the hottest unsimulated sex scenes in film history. The drama explores the frenetic same-sex relationship between two women—and the graphic sex scenes have definitely earned its NC-17 rating!
  4. Wetlands
    This raunchy comedy features an eighteen year old who loves to masturbate and explore sexual taboos. As Daily Dot says, “While the film is graphic, there’s no real simulated sex, until one horrific scene involving four men and a pizza.”
  5. Kink
    This documentary pulls back the sheets on kink.com, a global leader for BDSM fetish porn. It showcases bondage and sadomasochism pornography, with plenty of kink and BDSM footage spread across its 80 minutes to whet your appetite.

Looking for a little “Netflix and chill” yourself? Come get graphic with us right here!

Check out more naughty movies on Netflix: https://www.dailydot.com/upstream/porn-on-netflix/

‘Fifty Shades’ Star Banned From Press Tour For Talking About Nipple Clamps

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Marcia Gay Harden—who stars in the Fifty Shades of Grey sequel as the mother of sexy bad boy Christian Grey—was reportedly banned by the film’s PR team from getting too raunchy in promotional interviews. Considering the film is based on a smutty erotica novel, the decision came as quite a shock to fans, including Harden herself. According to the actress, she sent out “some naughty little tweets” about nipple clamps that the press tour deemed too racy for the film.

Harden told the Sun, “I’m a good girl, I fell in line. Because [this film is] supposed to be more about the ‘romance.’” But that didn’t stop her from sharing her tweet: it included a picture of a sex toy, and read, “‘Dear Christian, thank you so much for that lovely bracelet under the Christmas tree. Perhaps it wasn’t meant for me. Oh well, so pretty.’” The fans loved it, and gamely replied, “No, that wasn’t for you, Mama Grey, oh no.” Harden concluded, “I don’t think they want us being too overtly sexual in interviews” since “[Fifty Shades Darker] is a love story after all.” Oh no, Mama Grey—so naughty!

Want to have some naughty fun yourself? We’re always game here!

Check out more about Mama Grey getting banned from the press tour for nipple clamps: https://jezebel.com/let-marcia-gay-harden-talk-about-nipple-clamps-on-the-f-1792061076

6 Sex Toys That You’ll Want To Be Your Valentine

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naked beautiful bodyWhile chocolates and flowers are nice, a good sex toy is really the only thing you need this Valentine’s Day. Why not indulge with some self-love? From dildos to prostate massagers, these sex toys will make you forget all about bae.

  1. Power Play 7 Function G-Spot Vibrator
    This vibrator never disappoints in hitting your spot—something a Valentine might not be able to do! It has three different vibe speeds and four different patterns to keep things exciting.
  2. Velvet Touch Intense Vibrations Silicone Rabbit
    This modern Rabbit has everything you love about the original, but its sleek design is updated for the twenty-first century. It has 12 different settings, is rechargeable, waterproof, and, of course, has those cute little bunny ears for maximum clit stimulation.
  3. Bondara Master B Vibrating Male Masturbator
    Guys, if you don’t have a date for V-Day, this is what you need. There’s three different versions, which simulate oral sex, vaginal sex, and anal sex. The bonus is that these ones vibrate too!
  4. King Cock 7 Inch Dildo Flesh
    Who doesn’t want a realistic 7-inch dildo for Valentine’s? This waterproof dick is latex free and strap-on compatible.
  5. TENGA ONACUP: Deep Throat
    This is the ultimate toy for male masturbation: it creates a sucking sensation, so you can actually give yourself a blowjob!
  6. Porator Anal Vibrator
    This prostate massager has four settings to get your anal rocks off while masturbating.

Looking for some good, good lovin’ this Valentine’s? Come indulge right here!

Check out more of the sex toys that you’ll want this Valentine’s Day: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/cheaper-than-a-date

Erotic Carp Calendar Makes Perfect Valentine Gift 

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maxresdefaultAre you looking for a Valentine gift for that certain special guy? Do they love fishing and attractive nude women? Well, then we have the perfect gift for you: an erotic carp calendar!

The German company Hendrik Pöhler publishes its Carponizer calendar each year, featuring photos of nude women posing seductively with fish. Here’s a description of the thrilling calendar, as translated from German to English: “Twelve magnificent carp will be presented in 2017 with no less than twelve attractive women according to the theme. The erotic moments are set aesthetically and artistically in the carp calendar 2017 and give the angler a special charm.” Indeed, the photos are a magnificent sight to behold for any “passionate angler and fish lover”—and lucky for you, the calendar is available for purchase on Amazon.

Looking for something erotic this Valentine’s Day? Let’s go fishing!

Check out more about the erotic carp calendar here: https://jezebel.com/i-yet-again-was-not-asked-to-model-for-this-erotic-carp-1790330750

Italian Novelist Wins ‘Bad Sex In Fiction Award’ For Most Cringeworthy Scene Ever 

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cosmic_banditaThe winner of the Bad Sex In Fiction Award has been named—and it is especially cringeworthy. Hosted by the Literary Review, the annual Bad Sex in Fiction Award is presented to the writer of an otherwise acclaimed work for “the most egregious passage of sexual description in a work of fiction.” Earlier in the month, the shortlist was announced and the well-known writers included Gayle Forman, Ethan Canin, Robert Seethaler, Tom Connolly, Janet Ellis, and Erri De Luca. Jonathan Safran Foer received an honorable mention for a masturbation scene that compared cumming to a climber determined to summit Mt. Everest.

The winner, esteemed Italian writer and winner of such prestigious awards as 2013 European Prize for Literature, Erri De Luca, beat out his competitors with the dreadful sex writing in his novel, The Day Before Happiness. The writing includes descriptions of the couple’s genitals as ‘ballet dancers hovering en pointe.’ It also includes such gems as ‘My body was her gearstick’ and ‘My prick was a plank stuck to her stomach.’ Wow. That is some truly awful sex writing, signore.

Looking for some good eroticism that won’t make you cringe? Come steer your gearshift our way, tiny dancer!

Check out more about the winner of the 2016 Bad Sex In Fiction Award here: https://www.bustle.com/articles/197909-this-italian-novelist-just-won-the-bad-sex-in-fiction-award-for-writing-the-most-cringeworthy

10 Sex Confessions That Will Make You Squirm With Embarrassment 

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Screen Shot 2015-07-08 at 3.23.26 PMThe good folks on Whisper are proof that sometimes sex can be super embarrassing. From yelling out the wrong thing to bodily mishaps, everyone has an awkward sex story. But you can be thankful that these ones will probably put yours to shame. Here are 10 truly cringeworthy sex confessions.

  1. “Once during sex, as I was climaxing, I shouted ‘That’s finger-licking good!’”
    Sounds like someone was craving something sweet, sticky, and delicious!
  2. “One time I accidentally started singing the Pokemon theme song during sex. My girlfriend thankfully went with it.”
    Naughty, naughty Pokemon!
  3. “Tonight in the middle of having sex my husband lost all interest and just got up to go play video games.”
    Grounds for divorce?
  4. “Was in the middle of having sex and I literally lost my boner due to her high pitched moans.”
    Danger: sex might cause irreversible ear damage.
  5. “One time I was so drunk I was meowing during sex.”
    Bad kitty!
  6. “Once during sex I accidentally shouted out my teacher’s name. That was awkward.”
    Hot for teacher?
  7. “Once I made a girl recite the Pledge of Allegiance while having sex with me…”
    Talk about patriotism!
  8. “One time I let a girl choke me during sex. I passed out. She stole my watch.”
    When getting rough goes wrong…
  9. “One time I bit a guy during sex and he said he didn’t like it rough. I told him to go home.”
    Another one bites the dust.
  10. “My roommate walked into my room while I was having sex with my girlfriend and said ‘player 3 has joined the game.’”
    Wonder if that ever works…?

Looking for something naughty yourself? We can make you meow with pleasure right here!

Check out more embarrassing sex confessions: https://www.bustle.com/articles/197221-20-people-share-the-most-embarrassing-things-that-happened-during-sex

Scientists Discover Surprising Truth About Boob Preference 

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_brasBoobs: guys love them. And recently, a team of European scientists received funding to study the everlasting male obsession with female breasts. In a report aptly titled “Men’s preferences for women’s breast size and shape in four cultures,” published in the Journal of Evolution and Human Behavior, a team of researchers (both male and female) report that it might be shape, not size, that appeals to men when appraising a breast’s attractiveness.

The study also found that, surprisingly, bigger isn’t necessarily better—it seems firmness is the most important quality for men, which is why shape is so essential. Scientists think the research might shine light on the evolutionary reason why men are so infatuated with boobs, since breast shape can give important clues about a woman’s fertility. So, there you have it: since the dawn of man, dudes have admired boobs.

Looking to indulge your obsession? We’ve got everything you might be hankering for right here!

Check out more about the boob preference study: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/inverse/breast-obsessed-scientist_b_13462238.html

11 Hilarious Tweets About Condoms 

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condomsThe funny folks on Twitter have some astute observations to offer about condoms in 140 characters or less. Some of these tweets will having you nodding sympathetically while others will have you slapping your thigh with laughter. Here are the 11 funniest tweets about condoms to help you “wrap up” your day with a good laugh.

  1. “Dear, why are there broken condoms on our couch?”
    “Bob… Would you please call our children by their names.”
    Ouch!
  2. “Condoms aren’t completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.”
    Warning: condoms do not protect against getting hit by a bus.
  3. “I always try to put some condom wrappers in my garbage so the raccoons that go through my trash think I’m cool.”
    But honestly, raccoons are the coolest.
  4. “Fun fact: Taking a box of condoms to the pharmacist’s window and asking for the fitting room will get you thrown out of Target.”
    But at least you’ll get a good story!
  5. “I’d like to buy this EXTRA SMALL condom please.”
    “Sir, that is a sleeping bag”
    *winks at cashier continually until she finishes her shift*
    Creepy!
  6. DATE: This place is so fancy
    ME: Ever have a guy splurge on you before?
    DATE: Well, only when we didn’t have a condom
    *wipes tear from eye.*
  7. “Seems like Hello Kitty should be a brand of condoms.”
    Or a sex toy!
  8. “I bet homophobic guys get reincarnated into condoms.”
    Karma…
  9. “[handing out condoms to trick or treaters] give these to your parents, I don’t want more of you coming back next year.”
    [Trick or treaters generously hand out eggs in response].
  10. “I’m so committed to pizza that I’ve stopped wearing a condom when I eat it.”
    Now that is a serious pizza lover!
  11. “Gonna start feeding my dog condoms, so when she poops they’re already in tiny little bags!”
    Brilliant!

Looking to add a little levity to your day? Come have some raunchy fun with us!

Check out more hilarious condom tweets here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/sir-thats-a-sleeping-bag

This 3D-Printed Scrotum Sculpture Lets You Go Balls To the Wall

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_steelballsDo you love art and balls? If so, we’ve got the perfect Indiegogo campaign for you! Brian Sloan, the person who brought you the Most Beautiful Anus and Balls Contest, is now funding his latest sex-centric endeavor, “Wall Balls.” The Daily Dotexplains, “The product is a wall-mountable (lol) fiberglass sculpture of a scrotum emerging from the front of someone’s fly. It weighs six pounds, and can be yours for $59.”

According to Sloan, the campaign will “bring to life” the 3D-printed scrotum of the Balls Contest’s third place winner. Sadly, it seems the first and second place winners do not live in places willing to let them use 3D machines to print balls. Sloan needs 100 orders to bring Wall Balls to life, which he says is for people “who love art” or “are awesome.” Or, apparently, can’t get a 3D-printing company to scan their own scrotums.

Looking to get “balls to the wall” yourself? Come get creative right here!

Check out more about the 3D-printed scrotum sculpture on Indiegogo: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/3d-printed-scrotum/

Erotic Murals of Pompeii’s Brothel Showcase Sex Lives of Ancient Romans

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volcanoPompeii is well known for being one of several ancient Roman metropolises preserved by the eruption of Vesuvius, a catastrophic volcano in the year 79. What it’s less famous for is its history as a highly sexual culture. The buried city is literally covered with carvings of phalluses—including a bronze chandelier that depicts a flying dick and a mural of Mercury with a massive erection!

And now, new images of an excavated brothel are giving even more clues about the randy shenanigans of the naughty Pompeiians. Historians think the sex acts depicted on the walls of the brothel called “Lupanar of Pompeii” were advertisements to potential clients. They include images of same-sex and opposite-sex couples, since the prostitutes were both men and women. The brothel, which was five stories high and equipped with a balcony where sex workers called down to potential customers in the street, is the only one known in the city. If you can’t get to Pompeii to see the remains of Lupanar in person, tune in to CBC’s The Nature of Things to take a tour through the notorious brothel.

Looking to get into some wild shenanigans yourself? Come get naughty right here!

Check out more about the erotic murals of a Pompeii brothel: https://www.iflscience.com/editors-blog/murals-pompeiis-brothel-showcase-sex-lives-ancient-romans/