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Anti-Trump Erotica “Redacted in the Butt” Raises Money For ACLU

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trumppeefaceThe Hugo-nominated erotic author Chuck Tingle delighted fans with his last titillating book, in which “Domald Tromp” enjoys getting dominated by a T-Rex! And who can forget his scandalous erotica Pounded in the Butt about Trump’s alleged golden shower? Well, now Tingle is at it again with his latest anti-Trump fan fiction masterpiece, Redacted in the Butt by Redacted Under the Tromp Administration.

This time, Tingle has written on the theme of censorship and repression under the new Tromp administration—which turns out to be very sexy and very weird. As Tingle describes on Amazon: “This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on sentient censored being action, including anal, blowjobs, REDACTED, rough sex, and gay politically concealed information love.” As if this strange and sensual journey weren’t enough, Tingle has also promised to donate the profits from his book to the American Civil Liberties Union, an organization that said it will challenge Trump’s immigration ban. Oh yeah, and he also created a Breitbart parody website, Buttbart!

Want to get weird and wild? We’ve got sizzling human action right here!

Check out more about Chuck Tingle’s latest anti-trump erotica: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/chuck-tingle-breitbart-parody-buttbart/

Miranda Kerr and Evan Spiegel Aren’t Fucking Until Marriage

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sex9It seems post-virginal chastity is all the rage among attractive, famous millennials. Miranda Kerr—confirmed non-virgin—and her finance, Snapchat founder, Evan Spiegel, are the two latest celebrities waiting until marriage to have sex…for some reason. In a recent interview with the Times of London, Kerr told a reporter that she doesn’t use contraception with her current partner: “Not until after we get married,” she said.

“[Spiegel] is very traditional. We can’t…I mean we’re just…waiting,” she said. Kerr and Spiegel are joining other high-profile straight couples like Ciara and Russell Wilson in going public with their sexless relationship, either for “traditional” reasons or because, as recent studies have shown, millennials just aren’t that interested in sex. It’s unclear whether Spiegel is a virgin, but if he and Kerr are any indication, it seems more young “born-again” virgins are sure to pop up in the gossip pages.

Feeling frisky? Why wait?—we say fucking is all the rage at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about Miranda Kerr and Evan Spiegel waiting until marriage to get it on: https://jezebel.com/miranda-kerr-and-evan-spiegel-arent-fucking-until-marri-1792181941

Kinky Pictures Explore the Gritty Underworld of BDSM

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womandominatingmanNew York photographer Samir Abady’s new photo series, Kink, dives deep into the sultry world of BDSM. He tells BuzzFeed, “Kink examines the experiences of dominatrixes, their personal lives, their professional personae, and the blurry world in between.” From images of tools of the trade in dungeons to erotic moments between submissives and dominatrixes, these pictures explore the many kinky facets of BDSM.

In one photo, a dominatrix named Mistress Blunt completely mummifies her client in duct tape and binds his hands with rope so that he is able to fully enter “a world of fantasy.” In another, submissive Tiffany Minx rubs Madam Cureux’s assistant’s feet in an exercise in discipline, before being led around the basement on a leash. The last photo is of Mistress Bumpy tying up her ‘vanilla’ friends who want to experiment with BDSM. According to Abady, the many subjects he follows in the series represent “different aspects of the community,” which he hopes to showcase in a very kinky book.

Want to explore your kinky side? Come enter a world of fantasy right here!

Check out more about the photo series which explores the BDSM lifestyle: https://www.buzzfeed.com/gabrielsanchez/21-kinky-pictures-from-the-gritty-underworld-of-bdsm

Successful Male Contraceptive Gel Trial Bodes Well For New Form of Birth Control 

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bieberA success trial in male contraceptive gel has yielded promising results for a new form of birth control. The product, Vasalgel, is a completely reversible, less invasive form of vasectomy, and the latest study in primates has proven 100% effective at preventing pregnancy. It works by injecting a blob of gel into the sperm-carrying tube (vas deferens), which then acts as a long-lasting barrier, much like the IUD for women.

The procedure, which can be easily reversed by flushing out the gel with a simple solution, would create one of the only viable options for reliable and reversible male contraception that we’ve seen in decades. Since the procedure does not interfere with sperm production and hormone levels, there are no side-effects—sperm production continues, “but rather than being ejaculated, it dissolves and is naturally absorbed by the body,” explains the Guardian. Scientists are confident that, “Chances are, it’s going to be effective in humans.” A human trial is expected to start soon.

Want to celebrate safe sex? We have many exciting options right here!

Check out more about the successful male contraceptive gel trial: https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/feb/07/successful-male-contraceptive-gel-trial-brings-new-form-of-birth-control-closer-vasalgel

Playboy Has Gone Back To Nudity 

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6158989304_6606729f1e_mIt seemed like the end of an era when Playboy announced that its January/February 2016 issue featuring Pamela Anderson on the cover would be the final one with full frontal nudity. The first no-nude issue featured a model who was sexting, in a technically nude spread, with her hands strategically placed over her nipples and crotch. Well recently, Hugh Hefner’s son, Cooper, has complained about Playboy’s new direction, and as the latest chief creative officer, it’s been his mission to abolish the no-nude policy.

Apparently, eliminating nudity made it easier to sell Playboy in stores, but the decision caused subscription sales to plummet. The March/April issue is aptly titled “Naked Is Normal,” and the magazine is promising—you guessed it—lots and lots of nudity. Cooper said in a statement, “I’ll be the first to admit the way in which the magazine portrayed nudity was dated, but removing it entirely was a mistake. Nudity was never the problem, because nudity isn’t a problem. Today, we’re taking our identity back and rediscovering who we are.” Perhaps Playboy’s attempts at rebranding is pointless—nudity will always be in style!

Looking for something a bit risque yourself? We’ve got it at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about Playboy’s decision to go back to nudity here: https://jezebel.com/forget-what-they-told-you-playboy-now-says-naked-is-no-1792309555

Virginia Lawmakers Claim Porn Leads to Orgies 

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgyYou’ve heard the claim that marijuana is a gateway drug, but have you ever heard that porn is a gateway—to orgies? If you’re a Virginian, you might have: the lawmakers there are jumping on the anti-porn legislation bandwagon in a way that’s even strange for these hysterical pearl-clutchers. Apparently, they think that not only is pornography harmful and toxic, but it also leads to an increased risk of—oh, the humanity!—having group sex.

The Virginia House recently passed the resolution, which will go to the Senate, warning about somehow pernicious porn-fueled orgies: “use of pornography, by either partner, is linked to an increased likelihood that individuals will engage in group intercourse.” As Daily Dot explains, “The implication being both that porn causes group intercourse and also that group intercourse is somehow a problem.” Not surprisingly, the resolution’s supporters are not able to provide any evidence that there is in fact a porn-orgy link, but even if they did, wouldn’t that just make porn even more appealing?

Want to have some dirty, dirty group experiences yourself? Jump on NiteFlirt’s bandwagon!

Check out more about Virginia lawmakers claiming that porn lead to orgies: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/virginia-porn-orgies/

You Can Smell Your Porn With OhRoma 

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_glutenCamsoda is at it again with its newest invention to bring adult webcam entertainment into the future. The company that introduced 3D projections of cam models, and let you sync a video with a teledildonic sex toy to feel what the model is doing, is now introducing its latest sexy gimmick: OhRoma. OhRoma will be able to pump scents into your fantasy while you’re fully immersed pumping yourself.

You simply put the mask over your head, insert the cartridge of your choice into the canister, and it will automatically pair with your smartphone’s Bluetooth to sync up with your content. The options range from explicit sex fragrances like “body odor,” “panties” and “private parts” to more subtle ones that’ll set a sexy mood, such as “aphrodisiacs” and “breath.” You can even smell food if you want, or a cam girl’s perfume or the incense in her bedroom. As Camsoda emphasizes: it’s your fantasy; do with it what you want.

Want to live your fantasy? Follow your nose to NiteFlirt’s door!

Check out more about how you can smell your porn with OhRoma here: https://www.dailydot.com/debug/camsoda-ohroma-lets-you-smell-your-porn/

8 Wild Vacation Hookup Confessions 

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_wingmanappWhat’s the best part of vacation? Hot and crazy flings, of course! From threesomes to oral in an Uber, the people of Whisper are doing vacation right with these scandalous hookup confessions.

  1. “I hooked up with the guy sitting next to me on the plane when I was flying to the Bahamas for a family vacation.”
    Haven’t even landed and already starting the vacay off to a very memorable start!
  2. “I cheated on my bf while I was on vacation because there were too many hot guys and I didn’t want to have any regrets.”
    YOLO!
  3. “I once had sex on vacation when I was sharing a hotel room with my sister. She was asleep in the bed next to us.”
    Naughty!
  4. “I slept with a police officer when I was high and on vacation.”
    And were there handcuffs involved?
  5. “I had sex with a random stranger on vacation while my boyfriend watched us.”
    Sounds like everyone involved enjoyed this kinky tryst!
  6. “Ended up having sex with a close friend while on vacation. Both of us are married and our spouses are friends too. Got complicated.”
    Oops—sounds like a major case of the vacation blues!
  7. “My husband and I had a threesome with a man we met on vacation recently. It was such a good experience! It recharged our sex life and now we can’t keep our hands off each other.”
    The magic of vacation…
  8. “My friend went down on me in the back of an Uber when we were on vacation together.”
    Sounds like a wild ride!

Looking to get wild yourself? No need to travel—come get scandalous right here!

Check out more crazy vacation hookup confessions: https://distractify.com/sex-relationships/2016/12/23/sex-on-the-beach

American Airlines Declares Itself the Unofficial Airline of Kink

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airlinesexyAmerican Airlines knows how to celebrate Valentine’s Day—the kinky way! This past Monday, the company took to Twitter to declare itself the unofficial airline of BDSM. Gizmodo explains, “As evidenced by the tweet—a magnificent black and white photo of a glistening American Airlines jet—this plane fucks.”

“We found our fifty shades,” wrote the naughty, naughty airline, referring to the kinky series Fifty Shades of Grey. Not only does the tweet invite all types of “mile-high club” mischief, but it specifically suggests hardcore, kinky stuff. You know, not like those other, “vanilla” airlines. So, there you have it: AA gets very dirty up in the air. Captain, prepare for take off!

Looking for a way to “take off”? Come get naughty right here!

Check out more about American Airlines kinky tweet: https://gizmodo.com/this-plane-fucks-1792321267

Basically Everyone Is Masturbating At Work 

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bathroomYour suspicions about why there’s often a line for the toilet at work has just been confirmed. According to a recent survey, 39 percent of office workers admit to rubbing one out in the office restroom. And it’s not just men doing the deed—men and women, gay and straight, all indulge in some workplace self-love from time to time.

“If I’m really hungover at work, masturbating helps me feel better,” said one survey participant, while another admitted “I’m just a horny lady.” Aside from the hassle of waiting for a stall, masturbating at work might actually be beneficial for both employees and employers. Masturbating relieves stress and boosts endorphins—not to mention how much healthier it is than smoke breaks or vending machine binging. Some psychologists even agree that masturbation breaks can be a good motivational reward for employees after a busy day. Maybe it’s time for offices to re-think the purpose of the break room?

Want to relieve some tension? You know what they say about all work and no play!

Check out more about the survey that proves your co-workers are masturbating at work: https://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/01/11/masturbating-at-work_n_14106174.html