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Pornhub Is Now Offering Helpful Sex Advice

LetsTalkSexPorn has been getting a bad rap lately thanks to prudish politicians declaring it a “public health crisis” and wringing their hands about how to protect children from its “deviant” influences. As Daily Dot explains, “One of their main arguments is that exposure to porn at a young age distorts one’s perceptions of what a healthy, consensual sex life looks like.” So Pornhub has decided to combat potentially damaging misinformation—by offering credible and helpful sexual education!

This is not a joke: the popular porn site recently launched a Sexual Wellness Center with Dr. Laurie Betito, which provides such helpful resources as anatomy, STIs, relationship advice, sex explainers, and even a post about consent. “We understand the importance of educating the general public on a wide range of topics pertaining to sexual health and awareness, and saw an opportunity to deliver knowledge and understanding through renowned doctors and experts,” said Cory Price, Pornhub vice president, in a press release. Since kids are inevitably going to watch porn, this seems like a great way to offer resources after they see that confusing fisting video.

Looking for some helpful sex advice? Here goes: come to NiteFlirt!

Check out more about Pornhub’s sex ed: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/pornhub-sex-ed/

Goop’s Telling Women To Put Jade Eggs In Their Pussies 

gwynethThere’s a new product Gwyneth Paltrow recommends adding to your Goop shopping cart that’s promising to do wonders for your sex life. No, it isn’t a $15,000 gold dildo or sex-dust smoothies—it’s the “ancient” jade egg, which for $66 will “increase chi, orgasms, vaginal muscle tone, hormonal balance, and feminine energy in general.” Goop also boasts that the eggs “were once the strictly guarded secret of Chinese concubines and royalty in antiquity.”

Goop alleges that sleeping and walking around with a stone egg in your ladybits is not only the new kegels, but will also magically make you appear more attractive. Unsurprisingly, actual doctors are already criticizing Paltrow for dolling out pseudo-science medical advice that is actually bad for women’s health. One OB/GYN pointed out that putting a porous rock inside you is dangerous because bacteria can easily lodge into its various nooks and crannies, unlike medical-grade silicone. Having an egg up there could also have the opposite effect of kegels and actually damage those muscles. Jade eggs are currently sold out on Goop, which leads us all to wonder—after so much questionable sex advice, such as vaginal steaming and toxic lube, why are women still buying “Yoni” Snake Oil from Gwyneth Paltrow?

Want to get some good feminine energy? We promise to do wonders for your sex life right here!

Check out more about Goop telling women to put jade eggs in their pussies: https://gizmodo.com/no-you-should-not-put-jade-eggs-in-your-vagina-because-1791390211

7 Hilarious Posts About Masturbation from Tumblr

magicwandarthistory“Masturbation is probably the only DIY project you will start and actually finish.” It’s funny cause it’s true! Here are 7 posts about masturbation from the hilarious folks on Tumblr.

  1. Masturbation is just having sex with the person you love most.”
    Aw, cute. So does that mean you should buy yourself chocolates on Valentine’s Day? Sounds good to us!
  2. This post is here to remind everybody that ‘gratrunka’ is the Swedish word for ‘crying while masturbating.’ That’s a real tear jerker.”
    See what they did there?
  3. Is masturbating while smoking weed called masterblazing? No its called highjacking. Guys no it’s weedwhacking. No its called disappointing ur mother.”
    So true!
  4. Stressed out? Masturbate. Have a headache? Masturbate. Gotta leave? Stay in bed, masturbate. Have so much shit to do? Who cares! Masturbate.”
    This person has truly figured out the important things in life.
  5. Trinity Church: ‘Masturbation Is Satan’s Typewriter.'”
    I had no idea I was a novelist.
  6. *not horny but masturbates just in case I was*
    Smart plan!
  7. A vampire masturbating in front of a mirror. Bet you didn’t see that coming.”
    Good one!

Looking for a little levity yourself? Laughter and masturbation go hand and hand at NiteFlirt!

Check out more hilarious Tumblr posts about masturbation here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume/sex-with-the-person-you-love-most

 

‘Golden Trio’ Of Sex Moves Boosts Chances Of Female Orgasm

Researchers have found a way to help close the female orgasm gap. A study from a team of US researchers say that to get a woman off, a combination of genital stimulation, deep kissing and oral sex, aka the “golden trio,” is needed to increase the likelihood of achieving an orgasm. Published in the Journal of Archives of Sexual Behavior, the study looked at 52,000 participants to shed light on orgasm gaps between the sexes and also between people with different sexual orientations—and for straight women, the findings were pretty grim.

“While 95% of heterosexual men reported that they usually or always orgasmed during sexually intimate moments, just 65% of heterosexual women did. By contrast, the figure was 89% for gay men, 86% for lesbian women, ” reports the Guardian. As researchers says, the gaps between men and heterosexual women were already known, but the ones between lesbians and straight women highlight the need for men to better understand just what it takes to get a woman there, so to speak. “About 30% of men actually think that intercourse is the best way for women to have orgasm, and that is sort of a tragic figure because it couldn’t be more incorrect,” said a co-author of the research. Researchers say they hope couples will consider the “golden trio” and incorporate it into the bedroom—after all, everyone deserves to experience “their fullest sexual expression to the maximum of their ability.”

Looking to reach your fullest sexual expression? At NiteFlirt, we can always get you there!

Check out more about the “golden trio” of sex moves to help women orgasm: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/feb/23/golden-trio-of-moves-boosts-chances-of-female-orgasm-say-researchers

#ThingsISayAfterSex Is the Funniest Hashtag On Twitter 

AfterSex 640Oh, Twitter. Just when we think the tweets can’t get any funnier, along comes the hashtag #ThingsISayAfterSex. Try not to cry—whether from laughter or truth—after reading these.

  1. Get tested. #ThingsISayAfterSex
    Safety first!
  2. Good game. #ThingsISayAfterSex
    High five!
  3. Nothing, because I don’t like to talk to my right hand. #ThingsISayAfterSex
    It’s funny cause it’s true!
  4. Why are you still here? #ThingsISayAfterSex
    That was good and all but…
  5. You gonna change my grade now? #ThingsISayAfterSex
    Hot for teacher!
  6. Bring your friend over next time. #ThingsISayAfterSex
    Three’s company too!
  7. I better be breathless and not able to say anything. #ThingsISayAfterSex
    One would hope.
  8. DOESN’T MATTER, HAD SEX. #ThingsISayAfterSex 
    Truth.

Looking for an experience that will leave you breathless? Let’s do some dirty talking!

Check out more #ThingsISayAfterSex here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/samanthawieder/people-are-tweeting-thingsisayaftersex-and-its-too-funny

High-Tech Condom Ring Will Measure Your Sexual Performance 

Image Source: British Condoms

The world’s first smart condom, i.Con, is the newest device like a Fitbit—only for your dick. The Manufacturer British Condoms is behind the wearable condom ring that will measure everything guys have ever wanted to know about how they fuck. It’s being billed as “the future of wearable technology in the bedroom,” and for $75 (once it’s released sometime in 2017), guys can wear the ring with a condom during sex to “track” their sexual performance.

“The i.Con tracks speed, ‘average thrust velocity,’ duration, skin temperature, girth, calories burned (no joke) and frequency of sessions,” reports HuffPo. But perhaps the most sci-fi part is how men can measure statistics to see how they stack up to the “average” and “best” performers. British Condoms vows that “all data will be kept anonymous, but users will have the option to share their recent data with friends, or, indeed the world.” Well, this will definitely give men a whole new way to brag about their sex life…

Want to see how you measure up? You’ll find only the “best” performers here!

Check out more about the wearable condom that tracks your fucking: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/icon-condom-app_us_58b911e0e4b0b99894167584

Grocery Store Helps Man Use His Donut As a Sex Toy

DonutA British man recently found himself in a crisis at his local grocery store when the sweet, buttery donut he wanted to use as a sex toy didn’t have a hole in it! What was he to do?! The man and his donut have since gone viral after he tweeted the grocery store to complain about the pastry’s defect, which he said prevented him from using it in an oral sex act with his girlfriend.

“@Morrisons oi there’s no ring in my donuts how am I supposed to put these on my willy and get my girlfriend to eat them off now,” the peeved man tweeted at the grocery store. But the real surprise came when Morrisons’ social media person responded—to offer some good advice. “Improvise!” tweeted the grocery store. It seems MacGuyvering it would be the only way to go when you want some sweet lovin’ and your donut is getting stale. Thanks for the great sex advice, Morrisons!

Looking for something tasty and sweet yourself? Come eat your way to pleasure right here!

Check out more about a British grocery store helping a man to use his donut as a sex toy: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/donut-twitter-oral-sex-morrisons/

US Customs Block Man After Reading His Profile On Gay Dating App

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A Canadian man was denied entry into the United States after US Customs read his profile on the gay hookup app Scruff. Apparently, they suspected the man of being a sex worker after finding a description on his profile that said he was “looking for loads.” They assumed he was soliciting sex for cash, and began what the man described as a “humiliating” and seemingly endless interrogation.

The agents immediately inspected the man’s phone, computer and other possessions, demanding the passwords for his devices. He described them “grilling” him, asking “‘Is this your email?’ and it was an email attached to a Craigslist account for sex ads.” Though there was no proof that the man was a sex worker—in fact, during his second attempt, he brought pay stubs from his employer and bank statements—he was still not allowed into the country. Not only is this type of flagrant violation of privacy tragically all too common for non-Americans, but as a Canadian lawyer says, “Their agents need cultural awareness training to not misunderstand that people who simply are leading a normal sex life are not prostitutes.”

Want to celebrate your right to a normal sex life? Come stand up for liberty—the sexy way!

Check out more about the man denied entry into the US because of his Scruff profile: https://www.dailyxtra.com/canada/news-and-ideas/news/us-customs-block-canadian-man-reading-scruff-profile-215531

Florida Cops Could Be Fired For Fucking On the Job 

Image Source: Flickr.com | Emelec Pasion

Image Source: Flickr.com | Emelec Pasion

Some Florida cops could get fired for getting a little too frisky with their handcuffs. The two veteran police officers were caught fucking and sexting while on duty. An internal investigation has uncovered video evidence and naughty pictures of the cops while in uniform, which the Jupiter Police Department say is “conduct unbecoming an officer” and grounds for termination.

It seems one officer filmed himself receiving oral sex from the other officer on her phone. He also took a photo of himself wearing his SWAT uniform with his dick out, which he sent to the female officer. She in turn sent him a photo of herself exposing her breasts in her uniform shirt. These cops’ x-rated behavior while in the line of duty has led the force to question “their performance as police officers…not their relationship.” Well, it’s clear who the “bad cops” are in this scenario—so naughty!

Want to play good cop/bad cop? Come get dangerously frisky right here!

Check out more about the cops getting it on while in the uniform: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/cops-fired-sex-on-duty_us_58a5e060e4b045cd34bf7c3e

This Gorgeous Jewelry Collection Doubles as High-End Sex Toys 

Image Source: Unbound

Image Source: Unbound

Sexual lifestyle company Unbound wants women to literally “wear their sexuality on their sleeves” with a new sex toy collection that is actually high-end jewelry. The “sexual accessories” include earrings that can be used as nipple and clit clamps, a leather choker that transforms into a whip, and even a classy necklace that holds your lube. But the star piece is a set of gold bangles that double as handcuffs with the words, “There is freedom in restraint” etched on each one.

Unbound was created by a group of New York City female artists who created the collection as a way to empower women through sex. The company specializes in monthly pleasure boxes such as the BDSM box (filled with whips, clamps and more), G-spot box (comes with a g-spot vibrator and lube), and a strap-on box. One of Unbound’s founders explained, “The goal of the collection is to further the notion that female sexuality should not be relegated to the shadows. By offering women an opportunity to artfully display their sexuality in a fashion-forward, thoughtful manner, we hope to encourage a more widespread acceptance of formerly taboo topics in order to encourage frank conversations in the new year.” Diamonds and sex toys are a girl’s best friend!

Want to wear your sexuality on your sleeve? Let us ‘dress you up in our love’ right here!

Check out more about the jewelry collection that functions as high-end sex toys: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/this-beautiful-jewelry-collection-is-actually-a-line-of-high-end-sex-toys_us_58a491b1e4b03df370dc8582