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Gabourey Sidibe was a PSO for 3 Years!

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For most of us, Gabourey Sidibe appeared out of nowhere with her breakthrough role in 2009’s movie “Precious” but her acting career started 3 years before that as a Phone Sex Operator.

In a recent interview with PEOPLE Magazine, Sidibe spilled the T on her career as a PSO. “I was actually pretty good at it,” Sidibe, 33, tells PEOPLE of the phone-sex gig, which she did for three years, fielding calls for two months before moving up in the business. “I did it for two months before I was promoted.”

Sidibe started performing on the phone in her early 20’s after she dropped out of college, pretending to be a “super-young 21-year-old college girl named Melody.” She promptly quit once she was cast in “Precious” and recalls being incredibly nervous about how people would react to her unusual profession.

“I wasn’t just some phone whore,” and she insists that if it wasn’t for this job she would not have been prepared for her acting career.

Are you ready to talk to some of the hottest PSO’s in the business, we got what you need right here!

H/T to our friends at People where you can read more of Gabourey Sidibe’s interview and get the details on her upcoming book “This Is Just My Face: Try Not to Stare” hitting bookshelves this May.

5 Nastiest Sex Acts as Described By Urban Dictionary 

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Leave it to Urban Dictionary to compile all the weirdest, grossest, most obscure sex acts. These descriptions are probably stranger than anything you’ve seen on Pornhub. We can only hope that many of these have never been tried by actual humans before (check out the complete and much grosser list compiled by Jezebel below).

  1. The Flying Camel
    “As your gal is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees. You very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vagina. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl much like a flying camel. Strictly a class move.” Indeed—stay classy, UD.
  2. Charizarding
    “When you light a girls pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say ‘You don’t have have enough badges to train me.’” [This is a new take on an old favorite, The Flaming Amazon.] This one requires extreme caution!
  3. Kennebunkport Surprise 
    “Secretly, sneakily, the male fills his mouth to near bursting with New England Clam Chowder. Then, whilst performing cunnilingus on a woman, he simultaneously punches both of his cheeks, thus blowing the clam chowder up the woman’s vagina.” Two words: just. no.
  4. The Landshark
    “The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.” This one definitely warrants the Jaws theme song!
  5. Ballcuzi
    “Place your nuts in a bowl of warm water. Then have a girl put a straw into the bowl and blow bubbles under your balls. Rubber ducky is optional of course.” Ah, how cute: balls and rubber duckies!

Looking to get freaky yourself? Not even UD has definitions for some of the stuff you’ll see at NiteFlirt!

Check out more of the nastiest sex acts on Urban Dictionaryhttps://jezebel.com/the-10-grossest-sex-acts-as-described-by-urban-dictiona-1627699479

‘Fifty Shades’ of Cock: The Best Crotch Shots in Mainstream Film 

Since Fifty Shades broke everyone’s hearts with its lack of full-frontal nudity, Jezebel decided to do humanity the great service of compiling a list of the best dick you see on-screen. These 50 films have excellent cock shots from beloved celebrities—and even good ass shots! Here are the top 10 (check out the complete list below):

  1. Chris Evans, Not Another Teen Movie
    Whipped cream bikini, anyone? Yum yum!
  2. Jason Biggs, American Reunion
    This hilarious shot features the American Pie star’s dick literally up close and personal: pressed against the lens of a magnify glass!
  3. Peter Gallagher, Summer Lovers
    A very young, very sexy Peter Gallagher reveals all in this hot summer romance!
  4. Giles Marini, Sex and the City
    Who can forget this unforgettable scene of the hot Italian actor bathing nude beneath a waterfall?!
  5. Stephen Dorff, Innocent Lies
    Huge dick, and wild doggy-style sex scenes—what more can you ask for?
  6. Wesley Snipes, Wildcats
    Snipes definitely let his “wild cat” out in this classic football movie. Score!
  7. Vincent Gallo, The Brown Bunny
    This film also famously features an actual, real-live blow job!
  8. Richard Gere, American Gigolo
    Classic actor, classic dick.
  9. Kevin Bacon, Wild Things
    Bacon wasn’t shy about showing off his pork in this racy movie with plenty of full-frontal nudity and wild pool sex!
  10. Matthew McConaughey, Magic Mike
    Giant golden dick, anyone? Praise be!

Looking for something racy yourself? Come find out where the real “Wild Things” are right here!

Check out Jezebel’s list of the 50 best on-screen dick with all their NSFW glory by here

Top image created for NiteFlirt, movie poster credits in text

Tragically, Americans Seem To Be Having Less Sex 

LessSexEven though we all know how great sex is (researchers have recently said it even makes your life better at work), it seems we’re having less sex these days, which in turn is making us less happy. A large study that includes data from 25,000 people confirms that, tragically, compared with the early 2000s, Americans are fucking less per year. Researchers calculated Americans‘ ‘fuckquency’ over time, looking at demographics from single and married people, and found that boning had decreased over time.

“Americans bumped uglies an estimated 60 times per year on average from 1989 to 1994, 62 times per year from 1995 to 1999, 62 from 2000 to 2004, 58 from 2005-2009 and 54 from 2010 to 2014. That means we’re down eight sexings per year since the early 2000s,” reports Gizmodo. A scientist analyzed the data in the Archives of Sexual Behavior and concluded that there is correlation between having less sex and a general decline in happiness. In others words, you’re having less sex because you’re less happy, and you’re less happy because you’re having less sex. Americans, this is a literal call to action: let’s prove science wrong!

Want to increase your happiness? Time to up your ‘fuckquency!’

Check out more about the tragic study which shows Americans are having less sex: https://gizmodo.com/its-not-just-you-americans-seem-to-be-having-less-sex-1793051385

20 Famous Big Dicks

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We’re not saying size is everything. But for these non-porn star celebs, you sure hear a lot about their famously huge cocks (Tommy Lee, anyone?). Here are the most famous big dicks in history and pop culture.

  1. Rasputin
    The Russian mystic did a lot more in his day than advise royalty. His disembodied dick is currently on display at the Russian Museum of Erotica, in a tall jar, measuring 11 inches—flaccid. Need we say more?
  2. Liam Neeson
    As Jezebel says, “In her autobiography No Lifeguard on Duty, Janice Dickinson wrote of her ex-boyfriend Liam Neeson, saying he had ‘the biggest penis of any man alive. He unzipped his pants and an Evian bottle fell out.'”
  3. Jay-Z
    The ‘Jigga’ rapper is also famous amongst groupies who say he has “The biggest dick you will ever see in your life, but boring. Huge. Like a one-liter Pepsi bottle. What do you call those things? The 20-ounce bottle. It’s beyond huge. It could block the sun.”
  4. Milton Berle
    This comedian inspired a running joke around town about how large his legendary dick was—in fact, back in 2002, his friends still joked about his size at his Friars Club memorial!
  5. Wilt Chamberlain
    His nickname was “Big Dipper”—we’ll just say he definitely lived up to it.
  6. Tommy Lee
    In the musician’s legendary sex tape with his then-wife Pam Anderson, his dick stole the show! It’s guesstimated to be about 8 inches hard.
  7. Frank Sinatra
    Old Blue Eyes was also known for what he had going on his pants. His ex-wife Ava Gardner once quipped, “He only weighs 120, but 100 pounds is cock.”
  8. President Lyndon Johnson
    “He was a lifelong exhibitionist who in college had dubbed his penis ‘Jumbo.'”
  9. Errol Flynn
    He once notoriously used his cock to play the piano!
  10. Colin Farrell
    As Jezebel says, “It looks like a baby’s arm.”

Want to have a legendary experience yourself? Come get notorious right here!

Check out more about famous big dicks: https://jezebel.com/5272175/20-famous-big-dicks

Candidate For Arizona Governor Bares All In Jaw-Dropping Statement About His Sex Life

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Noah Dyer is adding new meaning to the idea of political “transparency” and openness. As he says, he “has a unique willingness to be open with voters about political and personal matters,” and he’s not kidding. The democratic candidate running for Arizona governor has attracted international attention for his unprecedented decision to include a remarkably candid statement about his sex life on his campaign website.

His statement reads:

“Noah has had both deep and casual sexual experiences with all kinds of women. He is an advocate of open relationships. He’s had group sex and sex with married women. He has sent and received intimate texts and pictures, and occasionally recorded video during sex.”

It’s fair to say that Dyer’s willingness to let it all hang out, so to speak, is a first for any politician—we mean, have you ever heard a candidate confess to group sex and sexting before? Many believe his bold statement is breaking new ground in furthering sex positivity, but Dyer views it as a way to show his commitment to government transparency. Well, we suppose revealing tawdry details about your sex life is one way to do that!

Looking for something jaw-dropping yourself? We are all about “baring all” here!

Check out more about the candidate confessing naughty details about his sex life on The Huffington Post

#ThrowbackThursday Cornhub Brings You Nasty, Hot Corn For April Fool’s Day

In honor of April Fools Day which is quickly approaching we wanted to use this #ThrowbackThursday to go back two years ago when Pornhub was Cornhub, and officially won April Fool’s Day.

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In 2016 the porn site’s front page, there is nothing but hot, buttery images of corn! In what’s sure to be the corniest of April Fool’s Day jokes, Cornhub is offering such videos as “slob on the cob” and “hot young corn gets plowed.” There is even an elaborate corn-porn video.

Viewers can actually watch “sexy Japanese corn” and “hot interracial shuck” with blue and yellow maize. “Hard shucking like you’ve never seen!” one video caption promises, while another offers, “First time kernel popping.” Because the porn site knows not to take the joke too far, leaving the front page will get you out of the corn maze and back into regular, non-vegetable related pornography. You know, if you’re into that.

In the mood to add some hot butter to your corn? You’ll never want to leave NiteFlirt’s corn maze!

Check out more about Cornhub here in Mashalble’s 2016 article here: https://mashable.com/2016/04/01/pornhub-cornhub-april-fools/#WIncDJRpmkql

This BDSM-Inspired Variety Show Is Hosted By a Porn Star and a Dominatrix 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexual_dominatrixFinally, variety shows are getting the BDSM punishment they’ve always needed thanks to Paid or Pain, the traveling stage show by retired famous porn star Lisa Ann and comedian Jay Nog. The gong-ruled variety show features four newbie comics, who get punished by a dominatrix if they’re bad. Such punishments include clothes pins on extremities, metal paddle spankings, mouse traps, one especially nasty-looking stun gun. Ouch!

While the plan is to eventually format the naughty entertainment for TV, for now the BDSM-inspired road show is strictly for the stage. Between jokes, you can ask uber-famous porn veteran Lisa Ann anything—except “if you can have sex with me or how much it costs to have sex with me.” There’s even a banana-eating contest and porn trivia where the audience gets a shot to take home one of Ann’s sex toys (there’s a Fleshlight modeled after her). “I just hope somebody comes,” says a standup who gets the pain treatment. “You guys look like you came here to masturbate.”

Have you been very bad lately? Come get your punishment the sexy way here!

Check out more about the BDSM-inspired variety show: https://www.dailydot.com/upstream/lisa-ann-sxsw-dominatrix-paid-or-pain/

Australians Can’t Stop Having Sex To the ‘Star Wars’ Cantina Band

sexinspaceWhen you think of sexy songs to make love to, Barry White or Marvin Gaye usually comes to mind. But if you’re an Australian—and also a Star Wars fan—there’s only one band that’s going to put you in the mood: the Star Wars Cantina band. According to Spotify, Australians love banging to Frank Ocean, Kings of Leon, and also these guys.

“But for those who want to get right down to business,” Spotify said, “‘Cantina Band’ from the Star Wars: A New Hope Soundtrack, by John Williams, takes out the No. 1 spot on the top sexy time playlists, by a landslide.” While it might sound kind of, um, weird to fuck to Star Wars (unless you’re playing out some kind of kinky fantasy), the film’s Wikipedia page helps put things into perspective with the song’s description as “an upbeat, swinging genre of music, most notably performed by Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes and the Max Rebo Band.” But the real Jedi mind-trick is the name of the music styling: Jizz. May the force be with you, Cantina!

Want to get down to something swinging yourself? Come get in the mood right here!

Check out more about the Star Wars’ song Australians just can’t stop boning to: https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/australia-spotify-sexy-song-star-wars-cantina-band/

College Promo Video Uses Sexy Library Hook Up To Recruit Students 

sexy-scientistA Canadian University is trying to attract students with its new promo ad—so of course the video includes a sexy library hook up! It seems the college went a little too literal with the “college fantasy” of getting it on in the library stacks. The hot hook up was featured front-and-center in the promotional video and, not surprisingly, students love it and teachers hate it!

The video shows attractive students in everyday college scenarios: solving math problems, playing football and, most stimulating of all, getting their sexual education on in the library. The university’s professors and librarians association has gotten involved, and in a comment to CBC News compared the ad to “selling beer.” The French translation of the voiceover notes: “You should come here because of the French language,” but “langue” also means “tongue” in French (french-kiss, ooh la la!). Obviously, students loved it: one guy told the CBC, “I thought that’s awesome. I really enjoyed it.”

Looking for something sexy to pique your interest? Let us fulfill all your naughtiest fantasies!

Check out more about the college promo ad that includes a library hook up scene: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/college-ad-library-make-out/