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You Can Actually Buy a Lego Strip Club

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Image Source: Citizen Brick

Image Source: Citizen Brick

Just when you think you’ve seen it all with innovative Lego creations, someone goes ahead and creates a Lego strip club! The unofficial and very NSFW custom Lego strip joint is called Foxy Blox, and it’s available for purchase for $275.00. Yes, you can actually buy what is probably the most unique and definitely the sexiest set in history.

“Filled with glint and glam, hologram foil bricks and working lighting, your half naked Lego figs will be paying their way through medical school in no time,” reports Gizmodo. The set includes such fun details as hologram foil stamped wall pieces, working LED lights, and four exclusive stripper “minifigs” and a shirtless emcee that looks uncannily like a Ron Swanson Chippendale dancer. As the set’s manufacturers say, the Foxy Blox “is a place where dreamers can dream, and dancers can dance. And dream. And also dance.”

Looking to “play” yourself? Come find unique and sexy experiences right here!

Check out the strip club Lego set on Gizmodo

 

Goop’s Guide To Anal Sex

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In the latest issue of Goop’s newsletter, The Sex Issue, Gwyneth Paltrow dishes on swinger’s parties, sex toys, BDSM, porn, and even anal sex. “If anal turns you on, you are definitely not alone,” Paltrow begins, citing a CDC report stating that 30 to 40 per cent of heterosexual men and women have tried it. Her article is meant to inform curious straight people about the joys and realities of butt-sex.

She says that while porn makes it look easy, you definitely need to be prepared before taking it in the butt. The sexpert she consults adds that lube is necessary, as are condoms to protect against STD’s. To make the experience enjoyable, it’s also important to warm up the area first with some ass-play and to find the right angle so that the dick doesn’t hit the rectal wall. The sexpert also warns against being inebriated or using numbing lube, so that you can be fully aware of every sensation and respond accordingly. The guide also includes a round-up of Goop’s favorite ass-play sex toys!

Looking for some enjoyable experiences? We’re always down to meet you at the backdoor at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about Goop’s guide to anal: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4343520/Gwyneth-Paltrow-s-Goop-publishes-anal-sex-guide.html

You Can Now Give Cunnilingus Long Distance By Licking Your Phone 

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The latest app in virtual sex lets users perform cunnilingus just by licking their phones. The “O-Cast” is a way for long distance lovers to upload simulated oral sex sessions that can be downloaded on to a vibrator via bluetooth. The product’s spokesperson is calling it the “iTunes for oral sex,” since the plan is to offer various tongue patterns for download at the website.

It works by a person downloading the app that records vibratory patterns made by licking the phone screen or using their fingers. The patterns can be anything from circles, straight lines, or even the alphabet, which are then connected to a remote control vibrator. It’s also a great way for cam girls to let fans “perform” oral sex on them during private shows. There are currently 12 sample “orgasms” available for download, which sell for $100 a pop.

Looking for some “good vibrations” yourself? Come perform your orgasm technique right here!

Check out more about the app that lets you give cunnilingus: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ocast-oral-sex-phone-lick_us_58c07d18e4b0d1078ca3b6b1

New York Judge Grants Threesome Participants Shared Custody Rights

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New York Judge Grants Threesome Participants Shared Custody Rights 

In an unprecedented ruling for New York state, a judge decided “three’s company” in a custody case involving a polyamorous relationship. A former Long Island couple and their neighbor was awarded “tri-custody” of their 10-year-old son who was born from the threesome. It seems that the former couple was “conventionally married,” until they became chummy with their female neighbor and, “began to engage in intimate relations.”

The three adults decided to live together and have a baby, and all agreed they would raise the child together. Unfortunately, after a time, the women decided to become a twosome and they left the guy, which led him to sue for custody. The man lost, as the judge decided it was in the best interest of the child, and because “No one told these three people to create this unique relationship.” Too bad for these polyamorous people that three eventually became a crowd!

Looking for something a bit unconventional yourself? Come get chummy with us right here!

Check out more about the threesome participants’ shared custody: https://jezebel.com/new-york-judge-grants-threesome-participants-shared-cus-1793199794

Does ‘Gaydar’ Exist? Science Has the Answer

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GayDar copyThink you may have ‘gaydar’? Well, a new study claims it has the long-awaited answer to whether it exists. Researchers at University of Wisconsin-Madison’s Department of Psychology conducted a study to determine if some people really are able to ‘detect’ another’s sexuality—which they’re confident will finally debunk the myth once and for all.

Participants were instructed to look at the social media profiles of different men and then asked to determine whether they were gay or straight. The profiles either had stereotypically gay or stereotypically straight interests, and interestingly, the participants who were told gaydar is real stereotyped much more than those who were told that gaydar is just another term for stereotyping. According to the researchers, “These patterns provided strong support for the idea that belief in gaydar encourages stereotyping by simply disguising it under a different label.” The study’s takeaway is simple: “Encouraging stereotyping under the guise of gaydar contributes—directly or indirectly—to stereotyping’s downstream consequences.” In other words, gaydar only perpetuates prejudice.

Want to do your part to prove ‘love wins’? We support sex in all its wide and wonderful variations!

Check out more about the study that debunks gaydar here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2017/03/20/gaydar-actually-exist-science-finally-long-awaited-answer/

Heroic Artist Gets ‘Make America Great Again’ Tattooed Around His Anus

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TattooQueer performance artist Abel Azcona is letting Donald Trump know how he really feels—by tattooing the words “Make America Great Again” on his butt-hole! The tattooing happened in an art gallery in Chicago, amongst a large crowd of eager onlookers. The words of the president’s campaign slogan has been permanently inked onto the artist’s anus in what the artist describes as the ultimate queer, political act.

Azcona explains that he considers the anus tattoo to be a bold statement, where he is using his body as a political tool of resistance. “The anus is a pleasure zone for many people, and an area of sin for others. I think demystifying what the anus is, and writing a fascist political motto like that in my anus, is a clearly critical and subversive action,” the artist explained to HuffPo. As a performance artist for more than 12 years, his painfully powerful statement is another way for him to use his body as a “weapon of empowerment.” It’s pretty clear where he thinks Trump can stick his campaign promise!

Want to use your body in bold new ways? We’ve got pleasure and sin right here!

Check out more about the artist who tattooed “Make America Great Again” on his anus: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/make-america-great-again-anus-tattoo_us_58cac967e4b0ec9d29d9bba0?23423423

Engineer Creates Sex Robot That Needs To Be Romanced First 

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Screen Capture: RUPTLY TV

Screen Capture: RUPTLY TV

In a first for artificial intelligence, an engineer has created a robotic sex doll that enjoys sex as much as humans—or at least, the doll acts like she does. “Samantha” is equipped with the ability to respond to touch and what can only be described as romantic overtures. In other words, you need to get her warmed up before she can really respond to your touch.

“Basically she likes to be touched. She has different modes of interaction―she has romantic, she has family and she has also sexy modes,” explained the engineer who designed Samantha. She’s programmed to want romance first, before wanting to get sexual. But according to the engineer, the objective is to give her an orgasm. “Normally she likes to be kissed always and also she responds to, basically, the G-spot and also the breasts,” he said. “She also responds to the hands.” Samantha is also designed to give users positive feedback, such as “I love this” and “Nice and gentle.” Gotta give the lady, er, robot what she wants!

Looking for some positive reinforcement yourself? Come get into ‘sexy mode’ right here!

Check out more about the sex robot who needs to be romanced first on The Huffington Post and watch her in action in the video below.

Hilarious Tweets About Sex In Your Thirties

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white-1822497_640Ah, sex in your thirties. It’s probably hotter than it’s ever been—women reach their sexual peak in their 30s, after all—but you might not have the, um, stamina you did in your 20s. Here are the most accurate and hilarious tweets to sum up the experience.

  1. “Oooo baby, whatcha got under them khakis—sex in your 30s”
    Here’s looking at you, hot soccer MILFs!
  2. “Sex In Your 30s #Haikuha
    We can open this
    2nd bottle or wine, or
    have sex—but not both.”
    Well, both things are likely to make you sleepy…
  3. “Listen, I’m 30. It would behoove you to not walk in my bedroom thinking you’re gonna be the best I ever had the first time we have sex.”
    So much less naïve than in your twenties.
  4. “Is it a thing when you’re in your 30s to be normal and unassuming one day and a raging sex fiend the next? Asking for a friend.”
    Woman in her thirties: feeling hot hot hot!
  5. “I think all the sex in your twenties just fine tunes the kind of perv you’ll be in your thirties…”
    Yup, pretty much!
  6. “Sex in my 30s has been varied. No threesomes, a couple of twosomes…….. lots of onesomes.”
    Nothing wrong with some good self-love!
  7. “Being in your 30s is just wanting sex, naps, and new throw pillows all the time.”
    Sounds like heaven.
  8. “The best part about sex in your thirties is that you can go totally HAM, take a Centrum, and then be asleep by 11pm.”
    And again, sex in your thirties is sounding pretty nice…

Feeling hot hot hot yourself? Come swing those sexy khakis our way!

Check out more tweets that accurately sums up sex in your thirties: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/this-is-sex-in-your-30s_us_58d94c05e4b03787d35ad111

US Military Nude Photo Scandal Finds Images of Male Soldiers Having Sex on Gay Porn Sites

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Image Source: TorbakHopper | Flickr

Image Source: TorbakHopper | Flicker

The U.S. Military investigation of images shared online of female service members without their consent has recently expanded in a very unexpected way: gay porn sites featuring men in uniform engaged in sexual acts. While the photos of women were shared on private social media site Marines United, the recent investigation shows that “men in the uniforms of sailors, soldiers and airmen also appear on an array of Tumblr sites.” As Gaily Grind reports, it’s not clear whether these men provided consent for their photos to be shared publicly.

The Pentagon has established a joint military task force to investigate the situation, explaining that the men could be punished if identified on pornographic websites. As USA Today writes, “Precedent exists for booting troops from the ranks for posing nude in men’s magazines. Court martial would be possible for troops who posted images of themselves in uniform exposing themselves or having sex.” In the context of gay porn, military investigators will need to determine whether the solider’s conduct would “discredit their service,” which is considered “a potential violation of military law.”

Looking for something racy? Come get dangerous right here!

Check out more about the military investigation into male soldiers’ on gay porn sites on The Gaily Grind

Grindr Launches Custom Gay Emojis

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MAIN-Grindr-emojisGrindr has a solution for all those thirsty gay guys who were worried they were being too subtle with the eggplant emoji: ‘gaymojis’! The gay dating app’s custom gay emojis is adding a special way for naughty dudes to flirt. The kinky cartoons are explicit and varied enough for users to really, ahem, experiment with.

There’s handcuffs, a banana hammock, a guy on the top bunk and a guy on the bottom bunk, and even a pierced eggplant! And if you aren’t confident those will get your message across, there’s an emoji of a ball-gagged and blindfolded man. “Almost 20 percent of all Grindr messages use emojis,” creative director of Grindr told the New York Times. “There’s this shift going on culturally and we need to follow the users where they’re taking us,” he said. Grindr, instead of a high-five, you get a giant hand slapping an ass!

Feel like getting naughty yourself? Well, we say: peach with a telephone emoji!

Check out more about Grindr’s new gay emojis: https://www.mirror.co.uk/tech/grindrs-new-custom-emojis-theyre-10032706