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Bodybuilder Michael Hoffman Discovers His G-Spot In Latest X-Rated Video

NiteFlirt_best_Phone _Sex_HOT_JOCK_ASSBodybuilder Michael Hoffman is back and kinkier than ever! He’s returned after a hiatus from gay porn with several x-rated videos of himself pushing new boundaries while jerking off (check them out below). The amateur adult entertainer who once said “I’m not gay,” sure seems to be embracing the gay-for-pay porn star lifestyle.

Hoffman recently apologized to fans for taking their money without providing them with personal jerk off videos. “I know there are a lot of forums with people talking about how I have taken money and not returned any videos. I have done that, I’m not gonna lie,” he confessed in the now deleted video. He also confessed in a different video that he’s made well over $10,000 in 2 years by selling gay porn to fans. Naturally, he then offered his fans 14 of his x-rated videos for $250.

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Check out more about Michael Hoffman’s gay porn videos: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/01/15/michael-hoffman-discovers-g-spot/

Katy Perry’s New Video Depicts a Fetish About Devouring Women

katyperryKaty Perry’s new video “Bon Appetit” is shocking viewers with its depictions of her being literally consumed as food—but the erotic fantasy is a popular fetish easily found in the vore community. In the vaguely NSFW video, Perry is shown kneaded with flour, boiled in a pot, and served on a platter, garnished with fruits and vegetables. It’s generated disapproval for “catering to the cannibal demographic,” but the idea more closely aligns with vore, the fantasy of being consumed or consuming, not actually eating.

With lyrics like “looks like you’ve been starving” and “I’m on the menu,” Perry’s song is about sexual hunger, but the images shown are widely found in the vore community. The fetish includes sexual fantasies about swallowing people or being swallowed, and pornographic images shared on fetish sites of women being prepared to be eaten, like in Perry’s video: “The women are tied up, in huge pots or ovens, placed on spits or plates, and are very clearly alive and consenting,” reports Broadly. While the fetish may be taboo, people who are into vore explain that it’s ultimately a sexual fantasy, not meant to be enacted.

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Check out more about Katy Perry’s fetish video here: https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/katy-perrys-cannibalistic-bon-apptit-reveals-our-fantasy-of-devouring-women

6 Very Kinky Sex Stories

womandominatingmanWhat’s the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done? Has it involved BDSM, bodily fluids, or extreme sex acts? If so, then these very kinky sex stories will be right up your alley! Here are 6 for your reading pleasure.

  1. “I’m in a full-time Master/slave dynamic with my partner. One of my biggest kinks is piss play and humiliation. My fondest memory was having 22+ men pee on me while I was wearing a cone of shame. After being peed on, my Master forced me to sit in the pee for a long time before being allowed to shower off. It was definitely one of the hottest things I’ve ever done.” Just. Wow.
  2. “I’m all about the kink: I’ve nursed a grown man like a baby, I’ve been fisted and then had his penis inserted at the same time, and I’ve had my vagina stretched with a vaginal speculum.” This sounds intense. Literally.
  3. “My girlfriend and I are into cuckolding. We met a guy and I watched him fuck her in the ass while I sucked her toes. After he came in her ass, I licked it out and we kissed. Five minutes later, she started giving him a blowjob again. He came in her mouth, she kissed me, and then spat it into my mouth.” The couple that cuckolds together stays together?
  4. “Once, my ex and I were having sex on his couch and I asked him to cum on my breasts. When he was done, I swirled his semen over each nipple and put my finger in my mouth to lick off the rest. Then I said, ‘I’m not cleaning it up. I’m going to leave your cum on me all day.’ And I did. We went to the grocery store, the park and out to dinner.” Naughty!
  5. “My girl has a Daddy/dom fetish. Spanking and impact play are a must, usually coupled with clothespins and nipple clamps. She’s absolutely required to call me Daddy or Sir, and if not, punishment will ensue.” Yes, please, daddy!
  6. “Me and my ex had a party and in the middle of it we stealthily made our way to the back room and while we were having sex I tied her up. When we were done I left her like that and then after an hour I came back and we did it again.” Sounds like a great party!

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Check out more kinky sex stories here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/the-kinkiest-would-you-rather-game

Stephen Colbert Makes Controversial Oral Sex Joke

vladtrumpStephen Colbert is no stranger to making racy jokes that cross lines and push boundaries—especially political ones. But his latest oral sex joke aimed at Donald Trump is offending people on both sides of the aisle. LGBTQ advocates are upset that the joke inadvertently attacked gay sexuality, and Trump supporters are mad that the President was accused of sucking dick!

During his opening monologue, Colbert made a joke implying Trump performs oral sex on Russian President Vladimir Putin. “In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s cock holster,” Colbert quipped. The joke suggests Trump giving head to Putin is somehow demeaning, because the punchline involves gay sex between two men, which many are calling homophobic. And Trump supporters don’t like the President being attacked through a gay sex joke. The hashtag #FireColbert has since been making the rounds on Twitter by both liberals and conservatives, leading his fans to wish that it was his character from the Colbert Report who made the joke, instead of him.

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Check out more about Colbert’s homophobic oral sex joke: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/stephen-colbert-homophobic-joke/

Beefy Navy SEAL Does Porn On the Side

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_cocks_on_filmA Navy Officer is in hot water with the military for his double life as a porn star. Joseph John Schmidt III, 42, has served for more than 23 years as a decorated Navy SEAL—and he’s appeared in 29 adult films under the name Jay Voom. Starring in videos like Apple Smashing Lap Dance and Strippers Come Home Horny From the Club, the beefy Navy SEAL—who’s even shared the screen with his porn star wife, Jewels Jade—has been able to build a lucrative porn career on the side.

His wife calls the investigation into her husband’s porn career “hypocritical” and “ironic,” considering the military’s addiction to porn. She claims that he never tried to hide his job from fellow SEALs and superiors, and that “Quite honestly, no one should care because it’s a legal job and a lot of people watch porn.” She adds, “We never did any ‘SEAL’ scenes and he never wore a uniform.” The Navy is investigating whether Schmidt violated a rule prohibiting Navy SEALs from doing other work without formal approval from their commanders, and for an activity that may “create an improper appearance.” Officer Schmidt, thank you for your smashing service!

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Check out more about the beefy SEAL porn star: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2017/04/17/beefy-navy-seal-taking-lot-heat-navy-leaders-porn-side-job/

There’s Now Sex Dolls With Different Personalities and Moods

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The newest AI-equipped robotic sex dolls can talk, learn new information, and most importantly, fulfill the user’s every sexual desire. Harmony is the first prototype, created by Matt McMullen, and she’s essentially a RealDoll who can do an incredible amount for her hefty price tag of $15,000. According to McMullen, she can “hold a conversation, tell jokes and quote Shakespeare. And of course, Harmony will have sex with you whenever you want.”

Unlike the RealDoll, Harmony can actually learn information about what the user likes in order to serve as a perfect companion: “My primary objective is to be a good companion to you, to be a good partner and give you pleasure and wellbeing. Above all else, I want to become the girl you have always dreamed about,” says Harmony. Most impressively, you can program Harmony to have different personalities, selecting five to six attributes from the twenty provided: “You could have a Harmony that is kind, innocent, shy, insecure and helpful to different extents,” reports the Guardian, “or one that is intellectual, talkative, funny, jealous and happy.” She even has a “mood system” that isn’t programmable, to go beyond merely entertaining the user and instead replicating the perfect fantasy companion.

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Check out more about the latest in AI sex robots with different personalities and moods: https://jezebel.com/the-future-of-sex-dolls-are-sex-robots-1794727324

8 Nude Male Wrestlers Smeared in Jelly, Star in Swedish Ad For HIV Testing

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_hotdude2Eight hunky nude male wrestlers, smeared in a variety of jellies, are going at it on the mats for a great cause. These sexy pros are showing off their wrestling skills—and their mind-blowing bodies—to promote HIV testing for men who have sex with men. RFSL Göteborg (The Swedish Federation for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Rights, Gothenburg branch) has released the video (you can watch it below), and we’ll just say you’ve probably never seen wrestling as hot as this before!

First, they bring out the tubs of jelly, then the guys strip down and hit the mats. In tournament style, they compete against each other, slipping around as they try to wrestle completely lathered in jelly! Naked dudes grabbing, pinning, and throwing each other’s oiled up bodies is the way wrestling should always be!

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Check out the video of nude male wrestlers smeared in jelly here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2013/12/03/nsfw-8-nude-male-wrestlers-smeared-jelly-star-new-swedish-ad-hivaids-testing/

Michigan Finally Wants To Ban Police From Legally Having Sex With Prostitutes

trumppeefaceSoon, Michigan police might need to give up a very unique job perk. A bill advancing in the state legislature would ban Michigan police from having legal sex with prostitutes during undercover investigations. Lawmakers say Michigan is the last state in the union that offers police officers immunity from prosecution if they have have paid sex while undercover.

“This is pretty significant when you’re the only state left in the country who still makes allowances for undercover police to accommodate sexual intercourse. And finally we’re to the point where we need to eradicate this law and repeal it and get rid of it,” Republican Senator Judy Emmons said. The Michigan police claim that they do not take advantage of the immunity offered under the law, but regardless, “it’s still on the books,” as Emmons says. The legislation will move on to the state House after it was unanimously approved in the Michigan Senate. God bless America!

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Check out more about Michigan finally passing legislation to ban police from legally fucking sex workers:https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4449250/Michigan-police-t-paid-sex-anymore-lawmaker.html

TV’s Strangest Sex Scenes

netflixandchillWhile the TV advisory says American Gods contains strong language and scenes of violence, perhaps there should also be a disclaimer about a scene where a woman literally eats a man whole with her pussy during sex? From American Gods to Game of Thrones and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, television has conjured up some truly bizarre erotic encounters. Here are the strangest of the bunch (check out the Guardian’s full list below)

  1. American Horror Story: Coven
    This show definitely has plenty of odd and gratuitous sex scenes—like when Sarah Paulson fucks in a flaming pentagram surrounded by snakes, for instance. But the episode where Queenie gets boned by a minotaur steals the show for sure!
  2. Penny Dreadful
    You’ve never seen a possession like this before! In this sex scene, Eva Green has a fuck fest with an invisible demon. Like in the Exorcist, the bed is bucking around wildly all on its own!
  3. Louie
    While there’s plenty of weird, awkward sex on Louis CK’s show, there are two scenes that really stand out. The first is when Louie has sex with a man wearing a giant, burned bunny mask. The second is when he fucks a lonely neighbor—to the sound of a cheery song about drowning babies in diarrhea!
  4. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
    When Buffy and punk-rock vampire badass Spike finally get it on, they end up destroying a building in the process. Now that’s what we call a seriously good fuck!
  5. Game of Thrones
    Out of all the sex scenes on GOT, perhaps the weirdest is after Stannis Baratheon and the Red Witch, Melisandre, go at it. When Melisandre’s pussy emits a cloud of evil smoke that starts killing people, the show upped the ante for sex scenes forever!

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Check out more of TV’s oddest sex scenes: https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2017/may/01/american-gods-game-of-thrones-the-man-swallowed-whole-by-a-vagina-and-more-of-tvs-strangest-sex-scenes

In the Market For an Ivory Victorian Dildo?

magicwandarthistoryIf you’ve been searching for a luxurious sex toy to add to your collection, we’ve got just the thing for you: a fancy ivory dildo from the 1840s! The unique sex toy is currently being auctioned off in Ireland, where it’s being described as an “Antique Carved Ivory Ladies Companion in Scarlet Lined Leather Upholstered Carry Box with Inset Bevelled Glass Panel.” According to the sellers, this is no run-of-the-mill dildo, but an erotic investment with a bittersweet history.

It was “a very loving gift” given from an Indian husband to his wife—because he wasn’t sure if he’d be coming home after going to fight in the Boxer Uprising. He shot the elephant himself, and had the tusk expertly carved in China, the country famous for carving ivory. As the auctioneers explain, “the level of detail is incredible, down to the folds of the skin.” There’s even a heart carved at the base of it, and a receptacle in which she could keep a lock of his hair! Priced at €500 to €800, this true luxury item seems like a steal for erotica collectors.

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Check out more about the Victorian ivory dildo up for auction: https://pictorial.jezebel.com/in-the-market-for-an-ivory-victorian-dildo-1794466083