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Gummy Bear Sex On ‘Sex Sent Me To The E.R.’

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imagesWho ever thought gummy bears could be dangerous?—or kinky! A not-so-sweet sexual encounter involving melted gummies was recreated on the always exciting TLC series Sex Sent Me To The E.R. The incident began when Michael gave Josi a giant gummy bear, which inspired her to get kinky with the candy. “You know what’d be hot? Let’s eat this gummy off me,” she remembers telling Michael.

So, of course, Michael was in: he tied Josi to the headboard and went downstairs to melt the giant gummy bear in the microwave. Unfortunately, when he started to drizzle the hot gummy goo on Josi’s chest, it didn’t cool like candle wax, and when it started to burn her skin, he tried to help her by licking it off with equally bad results. “Her chest is burning off while my tongue is on fire,” he said. Thankfully, they were okay, and the story has a happy ending: they still have a hot sex life, but “stay away from hot things.”

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Check out more about gummy sex gone wrong: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/10/sex-with-gummi-bears_n_5128267.html

Researchers Explain Why You Giggle Or Sneeze After Orgasm

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_maleorgasmDo you ever laugh, sneeze, or cry after orgasm? If so, it turns out you may be experiencing a phenomenon called the peri-orgasm, or uncontrollable psychological or physical sensations after sex. While “losing control” during climax is definitely a pleasurable aspect of sex, with peri-orgasm, unpleasant flu-like symptoms can occur and last for days.

“It is not clear how common it is, but one small study highlighted by researchers who reported their findings in the Sexual Medicines Review found that ten out of 47 women had such responses,” reports Daily Mail UK. The most common symptom for men is sneezing, but more insidious after-effects can include migraine headaches, panic attacks, and even hallucinations or altered consciousness. Researchers believe such behavior is caused by misfires in the nervous system, when the parasympathetic nervous system sends signals to the wrong places. The report said: ‘The diversity of the phenomena is notable, and they have little in common other than that they all relate to the physiology of orgasm.’ When orgasming goes wrong…

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Check out more about why you sneeze or laugh after sex: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4502698/Why-partners-giggle-sneeze-sex.html

Amsterdam Mayor Opens Brothel Run By Sex Workers

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Copy-of-Stripper_on_a_Pole_svgIn an attempt to empower sex workers and improve working conditions in the red light district, the mayor of Amsterdam will open a brothel run by the prostitutes themselves. The new brothel occupies 14 “windows” across four buildings in Amsterdam’s red light district, allowing about 40 sex workers to operate out of the premises. “Everything in this project, from the statutes to the decoration of the rooms, is thought out by sex workers,” said one of the sex workers involved. “It is my hope that it will offer pleasant workspaces, where sex workers can be who they are and feel welcome.”

The goal of the initiative is for sex workers to be able to work independently, free to determine their own rental terms and working hours, and to socialize and help each other deal with things like negotiating and unpleasant customers. It’s being dubbed the “municipal brothel” because of the city’s role in the project, but the hope is to “emancipate” sex workers by giving them a chance to “acquire knowledge, experience and a position to develop themselves,” as a person on the initiative explains. According to one male prostitute, “All sex workers working together on a shared, emancipatory goal. That’s something very special.”

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Check out more about Amsterdam’s mayor opening a brothel run by sex workers: https://www.theguardian.com/cities/2017/may/16/amsterdam-mayor-brothel-prostitutes-new-model

Racy Details About Obama’s Sex Life Revealed In New Biography

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michelleEver wonder what former President Barack Obama’s like in bed? Well, now you can find out, thanks to steamy details revealed about his sex life in an authoritative new biography. Some of the sex secrets in the 1,078-page comprehensive book include how he once considered a gay relationship while at college, cheated on Michelle during the first year of their relationship, and was a “passionate” lover.

According to his ex, they fucked on their first date, and she rated him highly in bed. She even a wrote a poem to him about their epic fuck-fests: “B. That’s for you. F’s for all the f***ing that we do.” In her diary, she described their relationship as deeply sexual, writing that “all this f***ing was so much more than lust.” She added, “Making love with Barack, so warm and flowing and soft but deep – relaxed and loving – opening up more.” Not surprisingly, it seems the ex-president is a man of many talents!

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Check out more details about Obama’s sex life: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4470040/Obama-s-sex-drugs-past-laid-bare-new-biography.html

‘American Gods’ Set To Feature TV’s ‘Most Pornographic Gay Sex Scene’ Ever

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16342313980_b24b252790_zThe show “American Gods,” based on Neil Gaiman’s 2001 novel, will feature what’s being described as “the hottest and most pornographic gay sex scene” ever seen on mainstream television. It will feature two Muslim dudes, one who plays a spiritual messenger, which will make the scene “supernaturally hot.” The main actor, who committed to going fully nude, said he was all about the scene: “I was like, ‘Awesome!’” he quipped. “I got penis approval.”

The scene is meant to blur the line between sexual and spiritual ecstasy, to explore “what it’s like to take a god inside you.” So far, television critics are drooling over the sex scene—one confessed “it made my palms sweat.” Neil Gaiman said in a Vice interview that he “never imagined” the explicit scene would make it onto television, claiming it’s “the best gay porn I’ve ever watched. You feel like boundaries are being pushed, and that makes me very proud.” It seems this hot gay sex scene is getting everyone very excited!

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Check out more about ‘American Gods’ pornographic gay sex scene: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/american-gods-gay-sex-scene_us_590cb8ece4b0e7021e9771c9

6 Public Sex Horror Stories

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Sometimes having public sex can go horribly, horribly wrong. Whether it was awkward, dangerous, or just funny, we bet your naughty experience probably went better than these public sex horror stories. Here are 6 to make you cringe and laugh.

  1. Dorm sex
    What happens when you try to fuck on every floor of the dorm building—and then the janitor walks in on you humping on the pool table? “He was facing backwards, turned around, and saw us, with my ass in the air, getting fucked from behind. He simply put his head back down and walked out.”
  2. Pool bathroom fiasco
    “The guy I was seeing was in town for work but had to share a hotel room with co-workers. We were swimming late and decided to go into the pool bathroom to have sex. We were really going at it in a stall when a cop peeked his head over the door.” Whoops—it’s only sexy when you don’t get caught!
  3. Gooooaaaaallll!
    This person stumbled upon a strange clapping sound coming from the soccer field and saw “some guy kneeling inside one of the goal posts, with his bare ass thrusting away.” So, naturally, he yelled, “Goooooaaaaaallll!” But the best part? The guy kept thrusting away, and raised a single fist into the air to show his approval!
  4. Church sex
    “I was bottoming for a guy in a church parking lot, and we were spotted by one of the pastors who was walking by. It was the most awkward moment of my life, but we still ended up finishing in his car in the church parking lot.” Christ, that’s naughty!
  5. Terrible butt-dial
    What’s the worst-case scenario for an accidental butt-dial? This: “My ex and I were having car sex in the parking lot of our college and accidentally butt-dialed his very conservative mom’s home phone. Apparently we left a rather lengthy voicemail of our tryst.”
  6. The grand experience
    “My boyfriend and I were having sex in a hammock at the Grand Canyon. We thought we were being sneaky about it until we realized the trees were bouncing. Pretty sure I ruined a family’s trip to one of the greatest wonders of the world.” Well, the family got an experience they won’t soon forget!

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Check out more public sex horror stories: https://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/public-sex-is-interesting-idk

Study Finds The More Straight Men Drink, The More They Want Gay Sex

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It turns out beer goggles make straight guys interested in taking home just about any person—including dudes. A new study published in The Journal of Social Psychology asked participants leaving a bar to rate how willing they would be to fuck an attractive man or woman. Not surprisingly, men were more interested in having sex with a woman rather than a man, and also were more open to casual sex in general than women. But then things got really interesting.

Researchers found that the more men drank, the more they were interested in gay sex. Alcohol had basically no effect on whether guys were DTF an attractive woman—they were down, drunk or sober. But while guys who drank nothing reported next to no interest in getting it on with a dude, guys who said they had more than ten drinks wanted to fuck a man just as much as they did a woman. This study proves just how much alcohol lowers your inhibitions!

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Check out more about the study which shows the more straight men drink, the more they are down for gay sex:https://www.thegailygrind.com/2017/05/01/study-finds-straight-men-drink-interested-gay-sex-become/

Nokia ‘Brick’ Phones Make Excellent Sex Toys, Survey Finds

It seems those old Nokia brick phones are finding a way to stay relevant—as sex toys! A new survey found that resourceful women in India are using the old Nokia phones as vibrators. As Daily Dot explains, “Much like the rest of the phone, the vibrating engine in Nokia brick phones is abnormally strong, making it an effective alternative to vibrators, which are difficult to come by in India.”

After the survey was published, hordes of Twitter users attested to the near cult-status of the Nokia-as-vibrator: “Either my neighbour has a really old Nokia that keeps ringing or they’re sampling out a new vibrator #earthquake.” It seems the women in India are really on to something with their repurposed vintage phones—since the brick phones are basically indestructible, they’ll never need to worry about buying a new one to satisfy their sexual urges. It also seems Nokia is in on the phone’s pleasurable secret—the redesigned 3310 just went on sale in India!

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Check out how Indian women are using Nokia brick phones as sex toys here: https://www.dailydot.com/debug/nokia-brick-phones-sex-toy-vibrator/

8 Dirty Jokes That Will Make Women Scream With Laughter

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oldsexSometimes, when it comes to sex, women need to laugh to keep from crying. After all, if the guy didn’t make you cum, laughter is at least the next best thing. Here are 8 dirty jokes that will have women screaming with laughter.

  1. “Is this about sucking dick? Sign reads: ‘If at first you don’t succeed, fix your ponytail and try again.’”
    It’s funny cause it’s true!
  2. “*during sex*
    him: fuck. ur tight.
    me: thanks. ur pretty cool too.”
    Such a lovely compliment!
  3. “Me, while he’s 6ft deep in my cervix: hey can I ask u something? Why didn’t u tell me u were gonna be late earlier. I don’t mind if you wanna go out with your friends I just want us to communicate.”
    Bwhahahahaha!
  4. “Guy: Fuck her from the back while she’s cooking eggs in morning for you.
    Response: Y’all gonna learn to stop taking sex advice from tumblr when ya titty hit that hot pan on the stove.”
    Seriously—that could get dangerous!
  5. “If you sucked my titties you can never talk shit about me I’m your mom now respect me.”
    Mama knows!
  6. “*having sex*
    boy: did you cum yet
    girl: not yet
    boy: *does nothing* how about now?
    girl: sure
    boy: sweet”
    We’ve all been there…
  7. “Me: I’m only meeting him to chill.Me to me: shave your pussy just in case.”
    They don’t call it Netflix and Chill for nothing!
  8. “Guy: *gets blowjob*Guy: did u cum babe?”
    This is exactly why they should teach Sex Ed in school!

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Check out more dirty sex jokes for women: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jasminnahar/jokes-about-sex-that-will-make-women-laugh-way-harder-tha

Whiplr Dating App Helps Connect BDSM Fans To Kinky Play Partners

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body-1095226_640Have you been craving a kinkier version of Tinder to fulfill your bondage-needs in the dating world? Look no further than Whiplr, the Fifty Shades of Grey inspired messaging app that allows users to discreetly connect with people who share similar interests in BDSM or other fetishes. “The inspiration comes directly from the kink community where people are looking for ways to find and meet other like-minded people,” said Whiplr Chief Commercial Officer Daniel Sevitt.

According to the app’s description, it’s “the world’s first and only location-based messaging app to help you connect with potential play partners online or in person.” The login is anonymous and private, and users will have the ability to delete shared content from both their device and the Whiplr user’s device where they sent the content to. The broad preference categories include every kink and every level of experience and, best of all, there’s a free version you can download right now to search for your very own Christian Grey!

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Check out more about Whiplr, the kinky dating app: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2971069/Whiplr-new-Fifty-Shades-inspired-dating-app-helps-BDSM-fans-connect-kinky-play-partners.html