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Arizona Bill Would Tax Internet Porn To Fund Border Wall

An Arizona lawmaker is calling for a tax on internet porn to fund Trump’s proposed border wall. Introduced by Rep. Gail Griffin (R-Ariz.), House Bill 2444 would impose a $20 fee for anyone wishing to view adult content online. The legislation would force distributers of any device capable of accessing the internet to install software that blocks access to pornography.

Only users who have paid the fee and proven themselves to be over 18 years of age would be permitted to bypass the filter. Not only that, but any distributor who fails to backdoor their devices with the porn-blocking software would be guilty of a class 1 misdemeanor. Aside from aiding a border wall, the legislation also calls for distributing funds to other areas including mental health services, temporary housing, and assistance for school districts and law enforcement.

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‘Thighbrush’ Is The Brand For Bearded Men Who Love To Eat Pussy

Bearded cunnilingus-enthusiasts rejoice: there’s now a raunchy brand celebrating having a beard and liking to eat pussy! “Thighbrush” was recently displayed at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, selling t-shirts with slogans such as “Because I’m a Giver,” “If You Grow It, They Will Cum,” “Follicle Fantasy,” and “Tickled Pink.” There was even a display of beard oils—or rather, “Labia Libations”— in flavors such as “Jack & Coke.”

The bearded man who started Thighbrush LLC explains, “Obviously, the joke is the thighbrush… brushes the thighs as it’s… on its way to—” There’s a Thighbrush for every bearded pussy fan, including Thighbrush Tactical for men who shoot guns: “Aim High, Lick Low,” “An Army of Tongue,” “Fire in the Hole,” “Squeal Team Six,” and “Finally, A Cause Worth Kneeling For.” There’s also Thighbrush Athletics (“Never Skip (Between the) Leg Day”), Thighbrush Tattoo (“NO INK??? NO PINK!”), and Thighbrush Biker (“Grown to be Ridden”).

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Bromo Is Gay Porn For Hardcore Bros

Bromo.com is a gay porn site with the hottest “brotastic” men in all shapes, sizes, races, and ages. Bromo’s tagline boasts that it’s “the most hardcore gay site,” proudly featuring thousands of HD bareback scenes, specifically “rough sex orgies.” The content applies a combination of 69 tags (yes, 69) listed alphabetically from Amateur to Wrestling, and more.

The site features bros in all their many shapes and sizes—skaters, punks, weight-lifters, and weekend warriors—in a variety of X-rated scenes. While it doesn’t have nearly as much content as gay porn sites like Men.com, the content Bromo offers is sure to please. Bromo works with Android or iOS, phone, desktop, or tablet, and looks great on the device of your choice.

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Donald Trump’s Televised Address Gets ‘Sex Tape Audio’ Edit

Many Americans opted not to watch President Donald Trump’s Oval Office address—including porn star Stormy Daniels, who live-streamed herself folding laundry during the speech. It seems people on Twitter had a more entertaining idea for how to watch the footage: stripping the words to show only Trump’s breathing and sniffing. The result, as one Twitter user says, is “Donald Trump ASMR my new worst obsession.”

The oval office “sex tape audio” edit inevitably prompted some amusing responses online: “This was actually the sex tape audio with Stormy Daniels, same duration and sign off.” Another tweet said, “I watched all of this and none of the original, but feel like I heard the best parts anyway.” Or to put it another way: “this is what hold music sounds like in hell.”

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Finally, There’s A Smart Vibrator

2019 is shaping up to be a very good year thanks to a new invention—a smart vibrator. The vibrator, called The Lioness, is loaded with sensors that report back on just about everything going on with women during states of arousal. It even tracks when it’s used and for how long.

The pussy-fitness tracker was created in part to demystify the supposedly ever-elusive female genitalia. The smart vibrator’s creator is familiar with the habit of not talking about the things happening in the bedroom: “I grew up in a more conservative family from the Midwest and we never talked about sex.” Here’s to closing the orgasm-gap in the new year!

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Twitch User Banned After Streaming Himself Getting Oral Sex

Twitch was not pleased about a user receiving sexual pleasure on their site. A streamer named Etole11 appeared to show himself getting oral sex on a live broadcast, prompting the platform to ban him. The clip went viral on the LiveStreamFail subreddit.

In his video, Etole11 was sitting down, and a woman’s head bobbed up and down near his groin. At one point, he grabbed her blonde hair in his hands. Somebody who was watching asked, “Is she giving you head on stream LMAO.” Then the woman got up from the kneeling position and Etole11 responded by saying, “Nah, that’s against terms and policies … obviously.”

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Fetishist Caught Licking Doorbell For Hours

One family in California was very surprised by what they saw on their security camera—a strange man licking their doorbell. If that wasn’t weird enough, the doorbell licker allegedly licked the family’s device for over three hours. They spotted the man thanks to their newly-installed security cameras, but it seems they weren’t necessarily prepared for what they saw.

“I thought, ‘Oh boy, that is just weird,’” said the woman to the local news station. The doorbell-fetishist didn’t attempt to enter the home or cause any serious damage, but police say he could be hit with misdemeanor charges for prowling and petty theft. As one commenter said, “Hey… cut him some slack. Some guys never even learn where the button is.” But hey, he’s got some serious stamina!

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5 Surprising Things That Can Happen When You Have An Orgasm

For many people, toe-curling isn’t the only thing that can happen during an orgasm. From sudden headaches to sneezing, some surprising things go along with the Big O. Here are some of those curious phenomenons.

Headaches
Post-orgasm headaches are common in men who suffer from migraines, according to the Mayo Clinic. It’s not totally understood why these headaches happen, though some experts believe it has to do with a spike in adrenaline coursing through the body during sex.
Crying
Experts aren’t quite sure why crying happens after coming, but given all the psychological and physiological changes that happen during sex, you can rest assured it’s fairly common.
Euphoria
“For some people, the euphoric feelings seem extra-intense,” a sex psychologist says. “Their mood is greatly improved, they feel more positive, and their self-esteem is elevated.”
Sneezing
Researchers speculate sneezing might have to do with crossed wires in the autonomic nervous system. “Certain functions that are automatic get a bit confused in the brain.”
Shaky legs
For women, shaky legs can be a result of all the tension building up around the muscles—not just in the genital area—during climax. When sex is over and the tension is released, some cramping, shaking or contractions can occur. Doctors recommend hydrating and eating something with potassium, like a banana.

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Cardi B Was ‘Baptized’ By Offset’s Dick

Cardi B’s very public plea for sex with Offset ended with a happy ending—literally. The rapper took to the internet to describe how badly she wanted Offset’s dick to “demolish” and “destroy” her. The pair split, and Cardi B was clear about what she would really miss about her ex (hint: his cock).

After photos of them in Puerto Rico surfaced, she addressed rumors that she and Offset had reunited on Instagram: “I had to get fucked. That’s all.” She added, “I feel rejuvenated, bitch. I feel baptized. I feel like a brand new fucking woman.” Amen to good sex with an ex!

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Arts Patron Wants To Erect Massive Trump Sculpture Out Of Dildos

A patron of the arts has an interesting idea for a new art installation. In Dan Savage’s popular sex column Savage Love, a letter-writer named “Trump Dildos” sought an artist to erect a massive Trump sculpture out of 3,000 individual copper dildo molds. Apparently, the art-patron works at a scrap metal factory, and feels the metal should be used to replicate Trump’s likeness instead of melted down for consumer purposes.

The letter begins this way: “Nearly fifteen years ago a young artist named Chris Savido created a small acrylic on canvas that became known as “Bush Monkeys.” From a distance it was a portrait of President George W. Bush, but as you get closer you can see the image is made up of monkeys swimming in a marsh.” This inspired the idea for an installation “that from a distance appears to be the unmistakable portrait of President Trump, but as you get closer you can see the image is really made up of hundreds or even thousands of dildos.” You know what they say about one man’s trash being another man’s treasure…

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