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Inmate Busted For Having Sex In Courthouse Stairwell

5624757405_1eebcbdd8c_zAn inmate assigned to cleaning detail at a courthouse in the UK took the phrase “All rise” a little too literally. He was accused of causing a “commotion” during a fuck-fest in the courthouse’s stairwell. When a worker went to investigate strange noises on the fifth-floor, he caught the inmate fucking a woman right there.

“When the two saw the employee, they quickly gathered themselves and fled the area,” the sheriff’s office said. But the employee recognized the man and had security track him and his partner down. Both are now booked on obscenity charges—but in the woman’s mug shot, she was all smiles.

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Check out more about an inmate busted for having sex in a courthouse stairwell: https://nypost.com/2018/07/16/inmate-woman-busted-for-having-sex-in-courthouse-stairwell/

This Is What a Dominatrix Would Do To Harvey Weinstein

body-1095226_640Harvey Weinstein needs to be taught a lesson, according to Mistress Venus. The New York dominatrix feels she’s just the person for the job. She described how she’d use BDSM roleplay to get Weinstein to learn about consent—the hard way. “The first thing I would do with Harvey is make him identify that he is a piece of shit,” she told the NY Post.

“I would love to have him kiss my feet,” she went on. “Then I would have him strip naked. I would love to watch him sweep my floor.” After breaking him down mentally, Venus would ask him about his “deepest, darkest fantasies”—but would work with him “to explore those fantasies in a consensual way.”

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Check out more about what a dominatrix would do to Harvey Weinstein: https://nypost.com/video/how-this-dominatrix-would-break-harvey-weinstein/

5 Ways To Fuck In A Tent

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasms8Here’s a great way to combine two of summer’s greatest pleasures: have sex in the great outdoors! Outdoor-enthusiasts can have fantastic sex right in their tents. Here’s 5 ways to fuck in your tent, according to outdoor sex experts.

  1. Get a big tent
    When it comes to tent sex, you’re going to want room to stretch out. According to a sexpert, a larger tent can also be used for dancing, role play, and other forms of foreplay.
  2. Try spooning
    Even in a big tent, spooning is a great position for tent sex. It’s especially good for low-ceiling tents.
  3. Use an air mattress
    An air mattress is the perfect way to stay comfortable while getting down and dirty in a tent. Foam cushions and dry down pillows are also good for some extra support.
  4. Keep it quiet
    Sometimes quiet sex can be really erotic, particularly if you’re at a crowded campsite. Sexperts recommend kissing when you want to moan or scream, or biting down on your pillow to hold back your moans.
  5. Do it in the dark
    While fucking with the lights on is super hot, keeping lights on in your tent will ensure that everyone will be able to see exactly what you’re doing. So unless you’re into that, skip the light and fuck in the dark.

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Check out more about how to have tent sex: https://www.refinery29.com/camping-sex-in-a-tent#

Naked Transgender Reality Star Bares All In Austrian Poster

Image Credit: VICE

It seems some Austrians aren’t too thrilled with transgender reality TV star Carmen Carrera’s latest ad—specifically, her dick. Throughout the country, the X-rated poster is pasted on Austrian streets, advertising this year’s Life Ball in Vienna, an HIV/AIDS charity event. As Vice reports, “Basically, some Austrian conservatives aren’t too pleased with Carmen’s dick because Carmen’s dick sits beneath Carmen’s tits—a combo that has never sat well with conservatives.”

Austria’s far-right party have filed a lawsuit against the poster featuring a nude Carrera’s tits and cock, and some have even taken to the streets to paint over every penis in town. Austrian VICE said that they were really embarrassed by the controversy surrounding Carrera’s naked poster, and that it “makes Austria look like the States in the 50s.” Thankfully, the majority of Austrians are very much in favor of Carmen’s dick!

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Check out more about an Austrian poster featuring nude, transgender star Carmen Carrera: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/av47az/life-ball-poster-fp-children

Needleplay Is The Latest Kinky BDSM Craze

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_bdsm_chateauIt turns out needles can be used for a lot more than just medical procedures—if you’re kinky, that is. Needleplay, or play piercing, is the practice of sticking needles through the skin and sometimes leaving them in for hours at a time. The sexual practice can “induce natural highs that last hours after the needles have been pulled out and is practised in homes, at BDSM events and in professional dungeons across the world,” reports Daily Mail.

Described as “recreational acupuncture,” the decorative and sensual art of needleplay is used by kinksters as a way to combine pain and pleasure. And while there is a huge emphasis on design and technique, at the end of the day it is all about the pleasure. The world record breaking needleplay champion explains, “The responses that can be elicited can be visceral and sexual. It can be felt in your genitalia, feed your brain, or a mix of both. It can be a personal challenge to work through.”

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Check out more about needleplay: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5883219/Melbourne-BDSM-needleplay-Jilf-stuck-4-7000-needles-partner-art.html

You Can Now Experience ‘Sex and the City’ In Virtual Reality Porn

In a new “Sex and the City” porn parody, you can experience the show like you never have before—in virtual reality. The four-episode VR porn spoof allows you to literally enter the sex lives of TV’s favorite four girlfriends, Carrie Still-A-Cherry, Samantha Nymphomanta, Miranda Analda and Charlotte Shagalotte. The series, appropriately called “Sex in the City,” is available from porn studio Reality Lovers, who hope to immerse viewers into the scenes they’re watching.

Reality Lovers says, “You get to see Carrie and Mr. Bigg’s ‘great sex’ life, Miranda dominate Brady Shady between the sheets, and grab a front row seat to Samantha’s outrageous sexual adventures as she tries to pleasure the entire city.” The series lets you be a fly on the wall in each scene, or to experience them from the point of view of one of the characters. Reality Lovers says they hope to encourage women to come into the VR fold with characters they are familiar with and storylines they recognize.

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Check out more about the “Sex and the City” VR porn parody: https://nypost.com/2018/06/19/virtual-reality-sex-and-the-city-porn-parody-is-appropriately-bananas/

This Is The Horniest Meme On The Internet

15417952809_93966489b5_zWhat’s the longest you’ve gone without getting some? If you’re like the rest of us, you’ve probably gone through a “sex dry spell” at one point or another—which is why the “days without sex” meme on Twitter is so relatable and hilarious. Here are the best ones to lighten the mood when you’ve gone too long without some good good lovin’ (check out more below).

  1. “Day 71 without sex: my smart watch thinks I’ve jogged 3 miles today but I haven’t left the house.”
    Good way to stay busy when you aren’t getting busy!
  2. “Day 16 without sex and I’m constantly drinking boba just so I can have balls in my mouth.”
    Tasty AND resourceful!
  3. “day 187 without sex: I just spit on my popsicle before putting it in my mouth.”
    Sexy and sweet!
  4. “Day 213 without sex: plugged my charger into my phone and whispered ‘you like that?’”
    Now that’s dirty talking!
  5. “Day 227 without sex : I got excited when the man at subway asked if I wanted 6 inch or 12 x”
    Size matters at Subway!
  6. “Day 1738 without sex: threw the blue shell in Mario Kart while I was already in first place to remember what it’s like to get hit from behind.”
    Naughty naughty, Mario!
  7. “Day 0 without sex: life fucks me everyday.”
    But sex makes everything better!

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Check out more of the funniest sex dry spell tweets: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/the-days-without-sex-meme-is-a-hilarious-way-to-roast-your-own-sex-life/

Couples In Open Relationships Are As Happy As Monogamous Couples, According To Science

white-1822497_640Here’s some good news for swingers: a new study found that they’re just as happy as people in monogamous relationships. According to the study, “people in consensual, non-monogamous relationships experience the same levels of relationship satisfaction, psychological well-being and sexual satisfaction as those in monogamous relationships.” Authors of the study think this is an important finding, since it “debunks societal views of monogamy as being the ideal relationship structure.”

Researchers found that the most important predictor of a healthy relationship is simply being on the same page sexually—whether with just one person or many. In other words, in both monogamous and non-monogamous relationships, couples who regularly fuck to build intimacy and fulfill their sexual needs have a more satisfying relationship. So there you have it: whether you’re swinging or not, sex is the key to happiness!

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Check out more about a study that proves couples in open relationships are as happy as monogamous couples: https://nypost.com/2018/07/02/are-open-relationships-better-than-monogamous-ones-science-investigates/

5 Things Only Picky Porn Watchers Will Understand

Image Credit: Kimberly_Gedeon and Buzz Feed

If you’ve ever spent an embarrassing amount of time finding “The Perfect Video,” you are probably a picky porn watcher. Whether it’s the music, the sex noises or the setting, everything has to be just right before you commit to getting off. Here are 5 things picky porn watchers will probably relate to… (check out the comics below).

  1. You search for the “porn of all porns”

While you only get a few seconds of orgasmic fireworks, you still spend eons searching for that diamond in the rough, aka, “porn perfection.”

  1. You’ve gotten bored of all the porn you’ve bookmarked

Once you’ve found your Holy Grail of porn, you of course bookmark it. But lo and behold, after watching it more than twice, you’re back to searching for the next Holy Grail!

  1. If the thumbnail sucks, the video will suck, too

If you’ve developed this rule of thumb, you are a seasoned porn enthusiast. If a video looks bad upon first glance, the whole video is most often trash. Always trust the thumbnail!

  1. You’ve got very specific tastes

You know what you like—kinks and fetishes—and can’t watch a video unless it has what you want to see.

  1. You often skip over parts in the video because you don’t have time to waste

Well, they don’t call it the money shot for nothing!

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Check out more about picky porn watchers: https://www.buzzfeed.com/thewritingmaven/7-comics-only-picky-porn-watchers-would-understand-2hzoh

Just One Hour In The Sun Can Boost Your Sex Drive

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_glutenHere’s another reason to get more sun this summer: it boosts your sex life. Just an hour in the sun is enough to heat things up in the bedroom for men and women, thanks to vitamin D, often dubbed the sex vitamin. Several studies have linked vitamin D to sex drive, since the sun is very important for stimulating sex hormones, which are directly related to how much you want to fuck.

“A vitamin D deficiency can cause low estrogen levels in women, which results in a low sex drive. It also has the same impact on men, only they lose testosterone,” reports NY Post. A little time out in the sun significantly boosts sex hormones in both women and men, which in turn boosts libido. As a sex researcher says, “With this upcoming heat wave that means there’s every excuse to be spending our days in the sunshine – and our nights between the cool sheets.”

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Check out more about how the sun boosts your sex drive: https://nypost.com/2018/07/05/why-your-sex-life-probably-needs-a-little-more-vitamin-d/