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Pornhub Thanks Kanye West With Lifetime Free Membership

sexyxmaswomanIt’s always nice to know you’re appreciated—especially when gratitude comes in the form of a lifetime of free porn. Outspoken rapper Kayne West recently expressed his love of Pornhub when he appeared on Jimmy Kimmel. West admitted that “Blacked” was his favorite category—and of course, Pornhub was listening loud and clear.

The adult entertainment site relayed its appreciation to Kanye for his loyalty over the years, tweeting: “A gift in the form of a free lifetime premium membership. Here’s to you, Ye.” But that’s not all—the CEO of the XXX studio Blacked also expressed his gratitude for the shout out with a similar lifetime porn offer. Obviously, West happily accepted both porn sites’ generous offers.

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Check out more about Pornhub and Blacked offering Kanye West lifetime free memberships: https://www.dailydot.com/upstream/kanye-west-pornhub/

Man Arrested After Naked Yoga Session At The Gym

Langers & MashEveryone knows the best yoga is naked yoga. But apparently not everyone knows that you can be arrested for it in public. A 34-year-old man recently found out the hard way, after he stripped down at Planet Fitness and began exercising in the nude.

“The story we got from witnesses was that the guy walked in, stripped down right there in front, left the clothes and belongings at the front desk, walked back and forth across the gym a couple of times and then settled in over at the yoga mats,” the New Hampshire police captain said. After police found him in a nude “yoga-type position,” he was charged with indecent exposure, lewdness and disorderly conduct. “The only comment he made was that he thought it was a judgment-free zone, apparently referencing their slogan,” said the police captain.

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Check out more about a man getting arrested after exercising naked at the gym: https://thegailygrind.com/2018/07/25/man-arrested-naked-yoga-session-planet-fitness-thought-judgment-free-zone/

9 Mind-Blowing(ly Funny) Sex Jokes

sexinspaceWhen it comes to sex, feisty Twitter users want to make us scream—with laughter, that is. That’s right, the dirty joksters of Twitter are at it again, and this time they’re really bringing the raunchiness. Here are 9 sex jokes that are sure to blow your mind:

  1. “[during sex]
    her: call me names
    me: george.”
    Well, at least you didn’t call her by the wrong name…
  2. “Day 126 with no sex. I’ve lost hearing in my right eye.”
    Not having sex is dangerous, people!
  3. “The strap on the back of crocs is so they stay on during sex.”
    Adventurous!
  4. “[After sex] Sorry I was clapping so much.”
    Bravo, you sex machine, you!
  5. “Sex is a lot like Mario Kart, you go really fast, you throw some bananas, Wario is there.”
    Naughty, naughty Mario!
  6. “Shower sex is overrated fuck me in the microwave.”
    Hot!
  7. “[during sex]
    her: i want you to hurt me
    me: your sister’s more successful than you
    her: wait
    me: not a big fan of the new haircut
    her: stop.”
    Kinky!
  8. “casual sex means you get to wear jeans during it.”
    Ummm….
  9. “[gets exhausted after having sex for five minutes] ‘Go on without me.'”
    Not much of a go-get-er, eh?

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Check out more Twitter sex jokes: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jamiejones/jokes-about-sex-that-will-have-you-screaming

There’s Now A Popular Robot Porn Comic

Image Credit: Kickstarter

One of the top projects on Kickstarter is a comic about sex robots, aptly called Sex Machine. It’s the fourth volume of the Smut Peddler series, which include erotica with non-human love interests like androids, cyborgs, and monsters. Described as a “woman-made, sex-positive smut anthology,” Sex Machine met its $20,000 goal literally overnight, making it abundantly clear there’s an enthusiastic audience out there for horny androids.

Smut Peddler fills a niche (no pun intended) in the comic world that is usually restricted to fanfiction—that is, weird, imaginative sex comics that cater to female desire. The Sex Machine Kickstarter offers a handful of naughty samples from inside the anthology, advertising print books and digital comics. Get on the scene, Sex Machine!

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Check out more about the new robot porn comic: https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/robot-porn-sex-machine-kickstarter/

Couple Seeks Videographer For Wedding-Night Sex Tape

woman-609252_640One couple wants to document a lot more than just their wedding day. They’ve wisely bought an ad for a videographer to film their wedding-night sex tape. “In an advertisement published on a UK odd jobs site, the bride-to-be offered nearly $3,700 to a film professional willing to work 1 a.m. to 3 a.m. on her wedding night, capturing some X-rated footage,” reports NY Post.

“Both myself and my fiancé believe that your wedding day shouldn’t just be limited to a day and actually your wedding night is just as important,” the ad reads. The post goes on to detail the privacy requirements to ensure the video is for the happy couple’s eyes only, as well as listing some of the key shots that will need to be captured. Though the internet has had many things to say about hiring someone to videotape a sex tape, we think it’s a great way to get some, ahem, bang for your buck on the big day!

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Check out more about a couple looking for a videographer to film their wedding-night sex tape: https://nypost.com/2018/08/01/couple-takes-out-wanted-ad-for-someone-to-film-wedding-night-sex-tape/

Seth Rogan Taught Tom Cruise About Internet Porn

PinkPussyPaige02It’s hard to remember a time before internet porn. But as it turns out, back in 2006, a not-super-famous Seth Rogan introduced a very-very-famous Tom Cruise to XXX videos online. It was all revealed when Judd Apatow, who worked with Seth that year, gave the details on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

The story goes that Judd, Seth, and Tom Cruise were in a meeting when Seth casually started talking about watching porn online. As Judd explains, “Tom Cruise goes, ‘What!? Wait, you’re saying that there’s adult films on the internet?’” Apparently Tom was shocked, adding, “Wait a second, you’re saying that if I go on the computer, on the world wide web, there are people having sex?” This reminds us all that, yes, there was a time before internet porn—but why bother remembering it?

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Check out more about Seth Rogan introducing Tom Cruise to internet porn: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/seth-rogan-taught-tom-cruise-about-internet-porn

There’s Now a Fortnite Porn Parody

Image credit: The Daily Dot.

If you’re a fan of the world’s most popular game, Fortnite, we’ve got good news for you: there’s now a porn parody! Fortnut combines all the things you love about the game with sleazy, hilarious sex. In other words, you can get Victory Royales interspersed with gratuitous pussy shots.

The parody opens with a silly take on Twitch streamers, and we meet the star PussySparkles as she jumps into the game. From there, we see characters being pushed in shopping carts while wielding guns with dildos attached to the end. Obviously, Ramirez gets her own coveted “Dick-tory Royale” in the end. Wood Rocket and Pornhub are behind the raunchy porn parody, which you can currently stream for free on either site.

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Check out more about the Fortnite Porn parody: https://www.dailydot.com/upstream/fortnut-porn-parody-fortnite/

GOP Candidate Posted Bigfoot Erotica On Instagram

9741737763_d422cd07c8_zThere’s one topic that is very important to Virginia Republican candidate Denver Riggleman: Bigfoot erotica. The local politician has recently been called out by his Democratic opponent for posting a very NSFW image of Bigfoot—specifically, his big dick. “Riggleman had already attracted some attention for a now-deleted Facebook page promoting a book called The Mating Habits of Bigfoot and Why Women Want Him, and Cockburn’s tweets just brought it to a wider audience,” reports Daily Dot.

His opponent tweeted: “My opponent Denver Riggleman, running mate of Corey Stewart, was caught on camera campaigning with a white supremacist. Now he has been exposed as a devotee of Bigfoot erotica. This is not what we need on Capitol Hill.” Of course, the internet has responded to this strange occurrence (not unlike Bigfoot sightings). Everyone’s favorite erotica writer, Chuck Tingle, even weighed in on the scandal: “please understand thinking bigfoot is handsome is NORMAL. WE ALL GET HARD AROUND BIGFOOT.” Hopefully, this pressing issue makes it on live TV during the debates.

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Check out more about a GOP candidate posting Bigfoot erotica: https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/bigfoot-erotica-denver-riggleman/

Night Owls Are More Relaxed About Casual Sex

white-1822497_640It seems night owls might be more open to, ahem, evening activities—especially casual ones. Night owls, who naturally prefer to wake up later and stay up longer, tend to have more relaxed attitudes towards casual sex, a new study finds. The study looked at the different behaviors of night owls and “larks” in terms of their willingness to engage in uncommitted sex.

According to the study, larks, who are early to bed and early to rise, are likely to be more conservative sexually. But night owls are more open towards casual encounters and are more likely to fantasize about strangers. However, when it came to their actual behavior, only the female nightowls actually had more one-night stands (than female larks); male nightowls did not.

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Check out more about a study that shows night owls are more open to casual sex: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6005317/Night-owls-stay-longer-relaxed-casual-sex.html

Women Trying For A Baby More Sexually Adventurous, Survey Finds

Image Source: InstagramHere’s some good news for folks trying to grow their family: women are more sexually adventurous when trying to get pregnant. Half will fuck more often, and a fifth change positions more frequently. Experts believe women are more willing to try new things in the bedroom because they think it’ll help their chances of conceiving.

According to a survey that asked 1,000 women about spicing up sex when trying to have a baby, three-quarters said they changed their lifestyle or sexual behavior when trying to conceive.“The key is that they are still having regular sex and they are enjoying it, rather than seeing it as a chore,” an expert explains. Researchers say that the most important thing for couples to remember is: “Relax, stay positive, and enjoy all of the sex.”

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Check out more about women having more adventurous sex when trying to conceive: https://nypost.com/2018/07/31/women-trying-for-a-baby-more-sexually-adventurous-survey/