Kristen Stewart Gets ‘Vulgar’ About Sex

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Kristen Stewart believes sex in film should be a lot raunchier. That’s why she’s doing her part to make sex—and dirty talk during sex—much more explicit. When discussing her budding screenwriting career, Stewart said, “My favorite line in this movie I’m currently writing is, ‘I thought about Sienna Torres and her shoving her hand into my wide-open cunt, about as wide as a mouth saying motherfucker.’”

She explained, “There’s nothing dirty about it, but I’m definitely going to be vulgar, and I’m definitely going to be completely unabashedly open about the fact that we’re entirely sexual beings.” Stewart hopes that by shucking PG-13 language, she’ll be able to more accurately portray what female sexuality is really like. “It’s like we’re scared of using certain words,” she said, adding that her goal as a filmmaker is to honestly portray “how we fuck each other.”

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Check out more about Kristen Stewart getting X-rated in her scripts: https://pagesix.com/2018/09/04/kristen-stewart-gets-vulgar-about-sex

‘Times of London’ Becomes Butt Of Twitter Jokes For Its Sex Euphemism

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Fucking has been given many cutesy euphemisms—“nookie” or “knocking boots,” for example—but none are as cringe-worthy as the one in a new Times of London article. In a piece about why watching television is killing couples’ sex lives, a British columnist referred to sex as “sweeping the special chimney.” No, we’re not joking. And as you might expect, Twitter responded in kind.

One hilarious tweet said, “this study is now irrelevant because the phrase ‘sweep the special chimney’ has single-handedly ensured i will never fuck again.” Another Twitter user responded with: “Sweep the special chimney; Load the magic washing machine; Scrub the mystic kettle; Clean the sensual oven; Mop the lovely hallway.” This proves Brits should never try a new word for sexy times ever again.

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Check out more about Times of London’s very unsexy sex euphemism: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/times-of-london-sex-sweeping-the-special-chimney/

Stormy Daniels Judges Amateur Stripping Contest ‘Porn Idol’

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Stormy Daniels recently made a surprise appearance at a UK strip club to judge an amateur stripper contest. The infamous porn star surprised everyone when she popped in at London club G-A-Y to score contestants in the “Porn Idol” competition. She sat next to a fellow judge and drag artist who was dressed as Lady Liberty, complete with a sign that read, “Trump Fucked Me Too.”

Before she arrived, G-A-Y owner Jeremy Joseph hinted at the adult entertainer’s appearance. “The only clue I’m allowed to give is it’s a G-A-Y weather warning, the clue is weather in the name, but it’s not sunny, it’s not a tornado, it’s not a hurricane, it’s…” he said. To everyone’s delight, Stormy Daniels was in the house—and honestly, who could be a better stripper judge than her?

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Check out more about Stormy Daniels judging a stripper contest: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6117729/Stormy-Daniels-judges-stripping-contest-Porn-Idol-London-Celebrity-Big-Brother-fallout.html

Nude Sleepers Have More Sex, Study Says

white-1822497_640Here’s a good reason to sleep in the buff: you’ll have a better sex life. A new study found that almost two-thirds of millennials sleep naked, and those who do have better sex and a more satisfying rest. Those who slept nude also reported that they had more sex than those who don’t.

The survey reveals that men are more likely to sleep nude than women but more than half of the women who responded also said they like to sleep naked. Some of the respondents said that sleeping naked made them feel “more comfortable,” and twenty percent said their genitals felt “free and happy.” Time to get rid of those PJ’s!

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Check out more about a study that shows nude sleepers have better sex: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6146629/65-millennials-bed-naked-sex-sleep-better-compared-wear-PJs.html

Nicki Minaj Wants Sex Three Times A Night

24503004315_94fb07d7e3_zIt seems the men in Nicki Minaj’s bed need a lot of stamina to keep up with her. On a recent appearance on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show,” Minaj spoke about her bedroom habits, which can include “exercising” three times a night. “And if you can’t hang, goodbye,” she added. “You’re not wasting my time.”

The naughty rapper isn’t keen to wait “more than a half an hour” between fuck fests, and she’s really not into cuddling. “Once I get mine, if I feel really, really great, leave me alone,” she said. “Go make some food or a sandwich or something.” She’s also vocal about what she doesn’t like: “Wait a minute. What the hell is this? What’s going on? You got to make me uh.” The lady knows what she likes!

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Check out more about Nicki Minaj wanting sex three times a night: https://pagesix.com/2018/09/04/nicki-minaj-wants-sex-three-times-a-night

Porn Meme ‘Oh Fuck Yeah Spread It’ Takes Over Reddit

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What is it about screenshots of porn captions that work so well with jokey memes? The latest material comes from porn star Riley Reid for BLACKED.com in Petite Riley Reid Tries Huge Black Cock in Her Ass. At some point in the video, Reid says the line, “Oh fuck yeah, spread it,” and Reddit took over from there:

  1. When someone asks me if they should spread the idea of Communism: Oh fuck yeah spread it.
  2. Anti-vaxxer parents when they see a popular 18th century disease that’s been nearly eradicated: Oh fuck yeah spread it.
  3. When you hear unlikely rumors about the new kid in school: Oh fuck yeah spread it.
  4. Jesus, telling his disciples what to do with the Word: Oh fuck yeah spread it.
  5. When I see someone displaying positivity: Oh fuck yeah spread it.

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Check out more about the porn meme “Oh fuck yeah spread it”: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/porn-meme-oh-fck-yeah-spread-it/

Pornhub Picks Up HBO’s Adult Programming

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Your late-night HBO favs just found a new home on porn mega-site Pornhub. HBO recently announced that it will no longer offer its infamous adult content, like documentary series Real Sex, Taxicab Confessions, and Cathouse. Pornhub wants to stream these classics, as well as reboot a few of HBO’s late-night adult programming.

Both HBO Go and HBO pulled the “After Dark” titles, saying, “There hasn’t been a strong demand for this kind of adult programming, perhaps because it’s easily available elsewhere.” Obviously, it means Pornhub, who responded with, “It’s a shame to see HBO rid itself of its late-night adult programming, and we consider classic shows such as Taxicab Confessions and Real Sex, among others, to be vestiges of a bygone era.” The adult streaming site added, “At the end of the day we’re all about penetrating new markets, and we’re excited to insert ourselves into this discussion and hopefully provide more compelling original content for our fans.”

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Check out more about Pornhub streaming HBO’s classic late-night series: https://www.dailydot.com/upstream/pornhub-hbo-porn/

Fetish App Whiplr Sparks Controversy With Privacy Fears

5942090561_8656911f4b_zA popular fetish app has been called out for being very very bad—not in a good way. Whiplr, which bills itself as the “world’s biggest online fetish community,” was found to be storing users’ passwords in plain text. It stores unmasked user credentials in its internal database, which leaves them wide open to hackers.

The news is very distressing to kinksters, considering that many Whiplr users choose to remain anonymous. After the flaw was pointed out, Whiplr said it would implement greater security measures to protect users’ credentials, saying “We took steps to make sure this never happens again.” Whiplr says it has now secured passwords with one-way encryption and will be “adding more security measures” in the future—but still, it marks a troubling security flaw for an app that previously pledged to help protect users’ identities. This is the type of dangerous situation that is definitely not hot…

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Check out more about Whiplr compromising users’ private information: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6143771/Worlds-biggest-online-fetish-community-Whiplr-stores-user-passwords-plain-text.html

InfoWars Alex Jones Caught With Trans Porn On His Phone

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Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones has been caught red-handed with trans porn, despite his transphobic broadcasts. The host behind InfoWars was hocking his “personal wellness” products on live TV, when he clicked on an open tab on his phone that revealed a page called “Naughty tbabe Marissa Mi…” The term “tbabe” is used in transgender porn, and the star that appears on Jones’ phone is believed to be Marissa Minx who is described as “Australia’s #1 Trans Companion/XXXAdult Model.”

While Jones hasn’t commented on the X-rated content on his phone, Minx said, “I think it’s great he’s watching my work. I had heard of InfoWars before… Hi Alex Jones! Happy to give you a free membership to my site, or maybe you could have me on your show for a discussion?” Jones has been kicked off YouTube, Facebook and Spotify for his anti-transgender and homophobic rants, and he also once compared drag queens to pedophiles. For a guy who claims “trannies” are going to hell, he sure has some ‘splaining to do…

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Check out more about Alex Jones getting caught with trans porn: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6107867/Infowars-Alex-Jones-caught-trans-porn-phone-bashing-transsexuals-pedophiles.html

Porn Stars Play ‘Never Have I Ever’

readingIf you’ve ever wondered what porn stars haven’t done, this is your chance to find out. A new BuzzFeed video asks porn stars to play a naughty little game of “never have I ever” (watch below). To the question “never have I ever faked an orgasm,” not surprisingly, every one of the six adult performers said “I have.”

When asked “never have I ever gotten off to scenes I’m in,” almost all of them said “I have”: one confessed, “Definitely! All the time!” Tori Black even admitted that she often “needs to masturbate” when editing her scenes. Almost everyone admitted “I have” to the question “never have I ever lied about my job,” with one male adult performer saying he actually makes furniture on the side, so he just says “I work in wood. Technically, it’s not a lie.”

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Check out more about porn stars playing “never have I ever”: https://www.buzzfeed.com/watch/video/41399