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Man Without a Dick Has Slept With Over 100 Women

Despite Andrew Wardle’s extremely rare defect of being born with no penis, he’s still managed to get over 100 women into the sack! His condition is called penile agenesis, and it only occurs once in about every 6 million births. The 40 year old lives in the UK and has finally decided to speak out about his unfortunate situation on an upcoming TLC documentary that follows him throughout a year of his life.

Even though he’s slept with a lot of women over the years, he’s only told about 20% of them that he has no cock. He says that while some women have been okay with it, one woman punched him right in the face when she found out the truth about his dick! The documentary will include an amazing four surgery procedure that will (hopefully) give him a fully functioning penis, and will also feature a confession to his family, friends, and longtime girlfriend who, somehow, has no idea that he has no cock. It’s not yet been revealed how he’s been able to keep his secret for so long, but if we had to guess it probably involves an amazingly realistic and sturdy strap-on!

Wow. This man makes us incredibly grateful for cocks. Well, I guess we sort of already were! Come celebrate the miracle of the dick with us!

Check out a trailer for the TLC documentary here!

Gay Bob Was the World’s First Gay (and Anatomically Correct) Doll

Nearly 40 years ago, Gay Bob came out of the toy manufacturer closet as the world’s first gay doll. Gay Bob wasn’t a joke, even though releasing such a doll in earnest during the late ’70s was definitely controversial—especially considering Bob’s perfect, anatomically correct plastic cock! Gay Bob was created by inventor Harvey Rosenberg as a way for gay men to feel more empowered about their sexuality during a time when it was taboo to identify as gay, let alone be open about it.

Gay Bob came on the scene complete with a plastic earring, fashionable man-purse, a closet for him to come out of, figuratively and literally, and a huge plastic cock. Described as “a cross between Paul Newman and Robert Redford,” he also had a manifesto explaining why he came with a closet: “…Gay people are no different than straight people… if everyone came “out of their closets” there wouldn’t be so many angry, frustrated, frightened people…” Not only that, but Gay Bob also came with cheeky packaging that explained to consumers how they could “play with [him].” Basically, since he’s so “well-built,” your boss, your folks, and your friends will all love him!

In the mood to play with us? We are all about empowering sexuality here!

Check out images of Gay Bob here!

Animal Rescuer By Day, Dominatrix By Night

Lorraine White, aka Princess Lucina, gets to incorporate dog collars into both of her lines of work: animal rescuer and dominatrix. By day, she works with animals, and by night she gets paid $300 an hour to whip her clients into submission in her dungeon. So what’s it like for her to carry on a (kinky) double life? White has only recently opened up about her alter ego as Princess Lucina when she needed to apply for permission from the city to keep her dungeon up and running.

And now that she’s gone public as a dominatrix, she’s enjoying the excitement of keeping up two very different roles: “As a dominatrix, I’m very stern. I wear rubber dresses and brandish various instruments of torture…But when I help with the dogs, I’m…giving them plenty of hugs.” In her dungeon, she has all types of torture instruments, but says that most people like “middle of the road stuff like boot worship, tied and teased, little bit of pain, a little bit of nipple torture, spanking, smoking fetishes, a bit of cross-dressing, hoods, gags, losing control, bondage.” She likes balancing the roughness and power of being a dominatrix with taking care of and nurturing animals: “It mixes my passion for animal rescue with the sensual and sadistic side of BDSM.”

Interested in trying out a kinky double life yourself? Just bring your safe word and we’ll do the rest!

Check out more about Princess Lucina here: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/dominatrix-second-job-animal-rescue-5552272

World Naked Gardening Day – May 2nd

Today is World Naked Gardening Day (WNGD), celebrated the first Saturday of May every year, a day to celebrate nature all nat-ur-al!

Started in 2005 by Mark Storey the consulting editor for Nude & Natural magazine and Jacob Gabriel and the Body Freedom Collaborative.

Why gardening and why naked? According to the organizers “besides being liberating, nude gardening is second only to swimming as an activity that people are most ready to consider doing nude.”

Whether you are trimming those hedges or planting your seeds take off those clothes and get out there and dirty!

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Sex Robots are the Way of the Future

How would you feel about a lifelike sex robot invented just to fulfill all your most erotic fantasies? Pretty excited, right? Well, thanks to one innovative man, sex robots could very well be the way of the future. Matt McMullen is the inventor of “the world’s finest love doll,” and he’s on a mission to revolutionize sex dolls and the way that the world sees them.

His amazing—and very expensive—love dolls are totally customizable and some even include electronic enhancements to make them more lifelike. For $1,500, you could get a doll that had an “Interactive Response System” built in, which means the doll could actually “respond” to the erogenous places that you touched her. Although it didn’t end up working out because of how complicated it was to install, the doll would say things like “Ow!” and “Oh, that feels good” or simply moaned when you touched her. And he’s still working on other artificial intelligence apps for customers who want a more lifelike experience (think moving eyes and silicone that can heat up!).

Want to have an interactive, erotic experience with us? No lifelike sex robot can ever replace the real thing!

Check out more about the future of sex robots here: https://jezebel.com/how-much-would-you-pay-to-have-sex-with-a-robot-1698286256

Enhance Sexual Pleasure with Posthypnotic Suggestions

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Did you realize that posthypnotic suggestions can make your Niteflirt phone sex calls, masturbation experiences, and orgasms so much more intense? Posthypnotic suggestions take root deep in your subliminal mind. Your subliminal mind controls all your drives and desires. Captivating messages with the intention of enhancing your sexual pleasure can be instilled in your inner mind without your conscious awareness. You will respond to posthypnotic suggestions automatically, without a conscious filter. You will feel deeper pleasure without being aware of the source. When you begin to feel that the resonance of the posthypnotic suggestions I have given you are fading, another erotic hypnosis session with additional suggestions can renew the intensity of your self-pleasure experiences. These subliminal messages work for hetero or homosexual male orgasms and sissy climaxes. Or even female orgasms. Yes, I have had a few female callers seek erotic hypnosis for enhanced sexual pleasure and other intimate desires.

You can see from my stellar Niteflirt feedback that I am a very skilled erotic hypnotist. I have studied erotic hypnosis and I am also an adult university student majoring in Psychology. I use my expanding knowledge of Psych during my hypnosis sessions. When you call me for live hypno, be prepared for an exceptional session that will bring you the enjoyment and bliss you crave.

Countless men go on to the internet every day and night in search of ways to make their solo masturbation and orgasms more powerful. Usually men end up on male supplement sites where pills and creams promise increased virility, extra sperm production, forceful ejaculation, and stronger orgasmic satisfaction. But why take risks with these pills and creams when erotic hypnosis can make a direct connection with your inner sexual being in a sensual way? Most men would prefer a natural alternative to achieve greater sexual pleasure in addition to forging an ongoing relationship with a beautiful Femdom.

Supplemental to live erotic hypnosis phone sex, I also produce custom mp3’s in my professional home studio for your personal pleasure. Custom mp3’s can either focus on erotic hypnosis or sexy topics without hypnotic elements. Custom mp3 files can be done in two different ways. You supply the script to me and I will quote my production and recording fee or I will craft the script and produce the recording for which I will quote my turnkey fee. If you don’t want to wait, I feature plenty of mp3 recordings for purchase right here on my Niteflirt listings. Or, if I’m not available for a live hypnosis, indulge in listening to one of my hypno files right now! The majority of my live erotic hypnosis phone sex callers also purchase my mp3s. It only makes sense to have my mp3s or hypnosis recordings to listen to when I’m not available. I can’t be available around the clock on my Niteflirt line. And you don’t always have the privacy to call, but you may be able to pop in your ear buds and listen to my seductive voice when you can find the time.

Whipped and Bound For a Living: Life as a Professional Submissive

Woman Legs Tied With Chains — Image courtesy of adamr at FreeDigitalPhotos.net

Subby Katie recently sat down with Vice to discuss what her day to day life is like getting tied up and flogged by strangers for a living as a professional submissive. Interestingly, even though more than three quarters of women who are into BDSM enjoy submission, there aren’t nearly as many professional submissives as there are dominatrixes. She says the key to success as a pro sub is to love what you’re doing.

Her sessions usually entail caning, bare-handed spanking, role-play (the classic secretary or school girl scenario), controlled orgasms (not allowing the sub to cum without the dom’s permission), and forced orgasms (she says this involves making her cum over and over, which becomes very intense—it was the only time she ever used her safe word!). Her clients are usually CEO types, but she’s encountered all types of kinksters, including one dude who wanted to put clothespins on her body and count the number of pins he could clamp on her skin! As a pro sub, she wants people to understand that women who are into submission are not weak or victims: they simply enjoy the submission side of BDSM, which in no way promotes violence against women.

Want to have a little BDSM fun with us? We also love what we do!

Check out more about Subby Katie on Vice.

5 Titillating Exhibits at the Museum of Sex

The Museum of Sex, or MoSex, in NYC has been exciting patrons for 13 years with its fun, sex-positive, and titillating exhibits. MoSex’s explicit exhibits show many different sides to sexuality; they can be educational, erotic, and definitely playful. From the huge Linda Lovelace video loop showing the famous porn star giving mind-blowing blowjobs over and over again to the G-Spot Tunnel of Love, here are 5 of MoSex’s most pleasurable exhibits (check out the pictures below):

Boob Bounce Castle Yes, at MoSex you can actually jump in a bounce house made entirely of big, bouncy tits! It’s like a surrealist dream come true!
Erotic Rock Wall Climb, grope, and feel your way to ecstasy on the erotic rock wall. Need a lift? Grab a dick! Or even a tit or an ass.
Victorian Era Anti-Masturbation Device This 100 year old device is just as scary looking as it sounds. It resembles a bronze strap-on—except dudes would actually stick their dicks in it to prevent them from jerking off!
An Erotic Disney Print Ever fantasized about what Tinker Bell looks like naked? How about a Snow White and the Seven Dwarves orgy? You can see all your favorite Disney characters in ways you’ve definitely never seen them before at MoSex.
Dress Made of Condoms This is just as cool as it sounds: a stylish, high fashion garment made entirely out of condoms! This dress could definitely come in handy on a night on the town…

MoSex’s explicit exhibits are seriously amazing. Want to have some playful, sexy experiences yourself? You don’t need to take a trip to NYC for that; we’re right here and always ready for something titillating!

Check out Huffington Post’s article on MoSex to see pictures and learn more about their exhibits.

Whiplr is the New App for Kinksters

Are you into apps like Tinder that help you get laid with no strings attached, but have been longing for something, well, a little more kink friendly? If so, we have good news for you. Whiplr is a new app that is specially for those who want to have kinky sex. “The idea came from within the kink community. There simply wasn’t a mobile app for people to find and connect with other people into fetish and kink,” said Whiplr’s Chief Communications Officer, Daniel Sevitt.

Whiplr came on the scene just this year and right in time for Valentine’s Day. And since it’s so new, it’s still gaining users (time to sign up, kinky horny people!). It’s also location based, like Grindr, which means that you can find potential play partners close to you or farther away if you’re looking for more discretion. But most importantly, you can define your kinks according to various categories (objects, shopping, odors), but you are also free to discuss any aspects of your fetishes in private. Sevitt explains, “Kink is a journey and everyone should be free to be who they want to be and like what they want without someone else defining it for them.” Right on, Whiplr!

Want to get kinky with us? We are always down for some fetish fun with no strings attached!

Check out more about Whiplr on Vice.

6 Terrifying Sex Toys

BuzzFeed recently went to the trouble of listing out some of the weirdest, freakiest, and most downright terrifying sex toys out there. They range from the adventurous to the extreme with everything in between. Here are some of the most disturbing sex toys on the market that really are the stuff of nightmares (check out the pictures).

King Dong Just as the name implies, this “Super-sized novelty dildo” is 15 inches long and over 2 inches wide! Just wow.
Baby Jesus Butt Plug For when you want to merge the spiritual with the carnal.
The Cannon This you really need to see to believe. It looks like a literal cannon. That you insert inside you. Dangerous!
Death by Orgasm 10 Speed Scorpion Bullet Vibrator This hard-core vibrator is not for beginners. If the black scorpion exterior wasn’t enough to scare you off, it comes in a friggin’ coffin for Christ’s sake!
Area 51 Love Doll Remember the hoax with the woman with three boobs? This sex doll looks like her. It also comes with “3 out of this world love holes” or the “free alien lube.” Sold!
The Nut Crusher This is an advanced toy, even for a BDSM enthusiast. Enter at your own risk?

Well, there you have it. 6 terrifying sex toys that will either give you “death by orgasm” or, at the very least, give you some crazy-ass nightmares.

Want to have some freaky fun with us? Let’s get adventurous and weird!