Author: NiteFlirt

Here’s a Dildo To Store Your Loved One’s Ashes

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_zombieA Dutch designer invented a new type of sex toy to help the bereaved mourn their loved one’s passing: a dildo they can store their ashes in! The dildo-urn is part of a “21 Grams” memory box that allows people to literally remember their dead lover. The designer explained that he had “read an article about widows, taboos and sex and intimacy” and wanted to “combine these themes and make an object that is about love and missing and intimacy.”

In addition to the dildo-O-death, the memory box comes with a perfume diffuser to appropriately set the mood with the deceased’s scent, and an iPod holder for the bereaved to listen to songs that remind them of the departed. The box can also hold other keepsakes that remind the mourner of their lover (naked selfies? Their panties?), as well as a brass key that can be worn as a pendant (or as a great conversation piece!). This designer has really taken the idea of “feeling close” to one’s dearly departed to a whole new level!

Want to get close and intimate with us? We don’t mind pushing taboos, but we’ll take our sex toys the good ole fashioned way, thank you very much!

Check out more about this morbid dildo here!

Porn Stars Share Their Most Embarrassing Sex Mishaps

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_cocks_on_filmWhile watching porn, the last thing you probably think about is the bloopers that sometimes happen during the hot fuck-fests. But, like any job, mistakes do happen—it’s just that in the world of adult entertainment, the mishaps tend to be, well, a bit more embarrassing. Here are some highlights from porn stars’ most embarrassing hardcore sex mishaps:

  1. The “Spongeknob Squarenuts” Fiasco
    Skin Diamond once had to film a Spongebob Squarepants parody called “Spongebob Squarenuts” that she could not manage to keep a straight face for. She was Sandy and was supposed to fuck Spongebob, but his heavy cardboard suit (with a hole cut out for his dick!) made it impossible. She tried to give him a blowjob, and ended up losing it during a funny scene where his dick was supposed to hit her helmet!
  2. The Hawaiian Slip ‘n Slide
    The luscious Nikki Benz was shooting a gorgeous sex scene on a Hawaiian ocean cliff, but every time she and her co-star started going at it, they would slide down the cliff. They were both scared they were going to die, and the co-star was so freaked out that he kept losing his boner! Somehow they managed to finish the scene—and it looks incredible.
  3. Burning Love
    Johnny Sins learned the hard way that being your own stunt man on a low budget porn film is not worth the risks. He had to play a fireman rushing into a burning house to save Nikki Benz. But all they had for the fire was a lighter and a can of hair spray. The production assistant got the timing wrong and blew a giant fireball right. at. him. He ducked just in time, and luckily just his shirt (not, ahem, more important things) got singed!

All those hilarious porn bloopers got us in the mood for the real thing! Lights, camera, action!

Check out more porn stars’ embarrassing sex stories here.

The Rise of Ass Play, Explained

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_frenchpantiesWith all the attention the ass has been getting lately in pop culture, it’s hard to remember a time before Kim Kardashian “broke the internet” with her voluptuous backside and Nikki Minaj twerked her way into America’s heart with her asslicious video “Anaconda.” So what is to thank for our culture’s newfound love of all things Ass, and, more specifically, the rise of ass play? Huffpost recently discussed why “the act of backdoor loving is definitely having a cultural moment” in a deliciously ass-centric video (watch below).

You may have noticed recently that in the popular shows “Girls,” “The Mindy Project,” and “Broad City,” the lady characters all enjoyed the pleasures of anal play. Further proof of the rise of ass play is in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, which found that 46% of women have tried anal, with over half incorporating it into their regular sex routines. In a historical 1948 study about American sexual habits, only 11% of married straight dudes reported having tried anal sex. So, as Huffpost asks, “how did ass play go from distasteful to flavor of the month?” We’ll give you one guess: porn. Yes, porn is to thank for bringing ass to the masses. And as porn star Asa Akira said, “Ass is the new pussy.”

Want to jump on the ass bandwagon yourself? Let’s take a ride down the Hersey Highway!

Check out Huffpost’s video here.

6 Reasons Every Woman Should Masturbate Regularly

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_lovely_little_lanie4Since May is National Masturbation Month, we decided to give some attention to a little something called “self-love.” That’s right, ladies—by taking some time to celebrate everybody’s favorite spring holiday, you can improve your health, your sex life, and just have a really really good time. Get yourself in the mood for some menage a moi with these 6 reasons why every woman should crawl into bed with herself regularly:

  1. It helps you relax, emotionally and physically.
    Masturbation is similar to working out or getting a massage in the way that it deeply relaxes you. That’s why instead of spending big bucks on a fancy massage, you might as well stay in and give yourself an erotic one!
  2. It makes you happy.
    Getting off releases oxytocin and dopamine that boosts your mood and gives the body an all-natural high.
  3. It improves your sex life.
    Regularly masturbating helps you to stay sexually fit, so to speak. The more sex you have with yourself, the more you want it with someone else. It keeps the blood flowing and the brain thinking about sex, which is key to wanting to get frisky with a partner.
  4. Two words: Multiple. Orgasms.
    Yes, the pussy is amazing—while men can only cum at the end of sex, women are capable of cumming over and over again. So you might as well take full advantage when pleasuring yourself and keep the good times going and going…and going and going!
  5. It helps you sleep.
    Masturbation helps relieve stress and make you feel relaxed and satisfied afterward, which is perfect for falling right to sleep.
  6. It feels f’ing amazing!
    Seriously. Fingers, toys, porn—whatever you like to get off during your sexy solo fuck fest!

Looking to find a relaxing and satisfying experience yourself? Ain’t nothing wrong with some self-love—alone or with a partner!

The Joys of Finger-Fucking

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasm5Looking to switch it up in the bedroom and make your lady very very happy? Look no further than finger-fucking—an underrated and seriously amazing way to get your lady off and leave her sat.is.fied. Here are some reasons why you should throw some healthy fingering into the mix tonight.

While getting fucked is fantastic, fingers can offer a more focused, intense stimulation than any other body part. You can hit every erogenous spot while using your fingers—rubbing her clit with one hand and using the other inside her for an amazing internal/external combination. Fingering’s also more likely to make her cum than PIV (penis in vagina) sex: since 70% of women need clitoral stimulation to reach orgasm, you can hit all her spots this way. But best of all, fingering allows you to watch your lady respond to all the pleasure you’re giving her!

This sounds like a great way to spend an evening to us! Want to get some good practice in? We’re always down for some amazing ways to switch it up!

Read more about the joys of finger-fucking here, along with some tips about how to do it right!

7 Amazing Facts About the Amazing Female Orgasm

As we’ve written about before, the pussy is a wonderful and beautiful thing, and the female orgasm is definitely part of that. A new video from Wired explains the amazing female orgasm and the ways a woman reaches climax both physically and chemically. While the male orgasm can be described as an “explosion,” the female orgasm is more subtle and mysterious, so here are some facts to explain what exactly goes on when a woman cums:

  1. The clit has a lot of nerve endings
    8,000 nerve endings to be exact! That’s why the clit is so sensitive (like the tip of a cock!).
  2. The majority of women need clitoral stimulation to cum
    Yes, most women—around 70%—need both clitoral stimulation and penetration to achieve an orgasm. Better put those hands to good use!
  3. Some women can orgasm without either clitoral stimulation or penetration
    Yes, there are some magical women out there who can cum without any sexual stimulation at all. These women can cum just from kissing or giving head!
  4. A woman’s pain threshold can increase up to 107 percent during climax
    Yup, that probably explains why many ladies like it hard and rough right when they’re cumming!
  5. Some women can cum while giving birth
    A very small percentage (.3%), but yes, some women can manage to get their rocks off while popping out a baby!
  6. 94 percent of women can orgasm from anal sex
    The joys of backdoor sex, ladies and gents!
  7. Ten percent of women can get off at the gym
    While it’s a small percentage, it’s amazing to think that there are some ladies out there who can cum just from working out. That would definitely make going to the gym more enjoyable!

There you have it—the wonders of the female orgasm! Now let’s put all that knowledge to good use!

Porn Stars’ Boyfriends Live Out Every Teenage Boys’ Dream

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_positionsVice recently sat down with the boyfriends of legendary porn stars Joanna Angel, Sydney Leathers, and Annie Cruz to discuss whether dating someone who has sex for a living is actually as awesome as it seems. And we’ll give you one guess what their response was—yup, all of them said “Hell yes!” That’s right, these dudes are most certainly having amazing sex with their hot porn-star girlfriends!

All three boyfriends agreed that to avoid jealousy, they had to understand that it’s just a job like any other. That’s why Aaron, the boyfriend of Joanna Angel, decided to start doing porn himself: once he got more familiar with the business side of the adult entertainment industry, he got a lot more comfortable with the idea of his girlfriend getting it on with lots of other people. Tyler, boyfriend of Sydney Leathers, said that he knows, “A lot of people want to fuck [his] girlfriend,” including an Indiana congressman who respectfully called him on his birthday to say: “Happy birthday, Master Tyler.” And Donald, Annie Cruz’s boyfriend, actually likes to be on set to watch as his girlfriend fucks other people! He said, “I’ve been on set before and watched her get plowed by a big Russian cock and gave her a high five. Like, ‘Yeah baby, get it!'”

And if you’re wondering what their sex life is like: “Everyone thinks we must have the greatest sex life. And we do have the greatest sex life!” Want to have some mind-blowing experiences yourself? Come live out every teenage boys’ fantasy right here with us!

Rent a Dungeon With the New AirBNB For Kinksters

Ever run into the problem of wanting to take a kinky vacation but not wanting to deal with the hassle of going through airport security with whips, chains, and various other sex toys? Well, a new kinky alternative to AirBNB called (appropriately) KinkBNB has your perfect solution. KinkBNB will offer its adventurous guests sex-positive, kink-friendly accommodations in desirable vacation locales at any budget.

KinkBNB’s founder, Darren McKeeman, told The Huffington Post that he started the business after a friend was rejected by AirBNB “because there were sex toys visible in the photos.” So now, as of May 1, if you’re looking for a great house to host an orgy, look no further than KinkBNB! In fact, one listing in L.A has that naughty convenience and a dungeon (but not an air conditioner!). Another listing for a “Kinky West Coast Getaway” on Vancouver Island has a custom spanking bench, a hot sex swing, and a massage table!

Looking for a naughty getaway yourself? You don’t need to take a vacation for that—come get your kink on right here with us at NiteFlirt!

Meet the Woman with Two Vaginas

4305595470_3f705f390f_zCassandra Bankson is a model, Youtube star, and now, as she’s just discovered, a woman with two vaginas. She recently did a TV segment where she visits a doctor to learn about her condition, and also finds out that she not only has two vaginas, but two uteruses and two cervixes as well! Her pussy-deux was supported by an actual medical professional on the program, so it’s been proven that she does indeed have two vaginas (unlike the three-breasted woman hoax).

Bankson’s condition is known as “uterus didelphys,” and since it affects about one out of every 3,000 women, it’s not as uncommon as many might think. So, you might be wondering whether having two pussy’s is actually pretty awesome. Well, yes and no—according to Bankson, some women have more sensation due to the large amount of nerve endings, so having two vaginas sounds like it could be amazing sexually. But logistically, it could also be problematic in terms of getting pregnant, not to mention having two lady-times a month. But for now, she’s not too concerned, and is just trying to live a normal and happy life—with her two vaginas!

As we always say, more is more—especially when it comes to pussy! Come experience amazing sensations right here with us!

Check out a video of the incredible woman with two vaginas here!

Man Jailed For Making Too Much Noise During Sex

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_havingsexIn Italy, you might want to keep an eye (an ear?) on how loudly you’re getting it on if you want to stay out of jail. One Casanova was actually sent to the slammer for his girlfriend’s enthusiastic screams during a fuck-fest! The man claims he’s being persecuted simply for being great at sex. Come on, Italy, since when is being a demon in the sack a crime?

According to the NY Daily News, this Don Juan of Italy was found guilty of “stalking” (I guess they don’t have a charge for fucking your girlfriend so good that she screams and upsets all the neighbors?) and was sentenced to six months in jail. Apparently several neighbors complained of the man’s loud sex sessions, and called the cops to quiet down his howling-like-a-banshee girlfriend. The Italian sex machine is claiming that he’s just a really good lover, and is appealing the sentence.

In the mood for some loud and enthusiastic fun? Bring your Casanova skills our way!