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The Pussy Beauty Pageant

The traditional beauty pageant is getting a bit of a make-over with its newest erotic counter-part: the “World’s Most Beautiful Vagina.” It’s a crowdsourced contest that anyone with an internet connection and a pussy can enter. Thousands of men and women can vote on their favorite vajayjay using a scale of one to ten (one for “not hot” and ten for “super hot”). The winner with the nicest lady parts will get $5,000 and a trip to Los Angeles. There, her popular pussy will get 3-D scanned to be used as a sex toy!

The contest is the mastermind of sex toy entrepreneur Brian Sloan, who wanted to up-grade his popular blowjob simulator, the Autoblow2, with vagina sleeves instead of a rubber mouth. Sloan says, “There are stock vaginas available at factories, but I thought it would be nice to deduce what kind of vaginal appearance my customers prefer and then design vagina sleeves based on their feedback.” So far, the contest has received 150 (pussy) participants, and about one million votes from all over the world!

Well, this sure seems like one contest Donald Trump will not be endorsing any time soon! Want to celebrate the beauty of lady parts with us? We’ve got plenty of beauty and personality right here!

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Meet Britain’s Oldest Prostitutes

Sheila Vogel-Coupe. Courtesy of Channel 4. (channel4.com)

At 85-years-old, sex worker Sheila Vogel-Coupe gives new meaning to the phrase “the world’s oldest profession.” She’s part of a new documentary called My Granny the Escort airing on the BBC that goes inside the small but surprisingly bustling world of “mature escorts” aged 60 and up. The documentary follows three women whose Johns run the gamut of ages, professions, and kinks, including 20-year-old boys, 30-year-old Swedish businessmen, and 80-year-olds looking for some grown-up action. And one vivacious lady services around 100 men a month and works six days a week!

Sheila, who bills herself as “Britain’s oldest prostitute” and charges around 250£ an hour, says “I know I’m very, very sexy.” Often, young men seek her services—and she’s only too happy to oblige! One of her clients says of his preference for mature ladies: “They’re confident. They know their own bodies…It’s almost, for me, a bit perverse, like ‘Women of that age shouldn’t be doing this.’ That’s different, isn’t it? They’re batting outside what is kind of expected of a grown-up lady and that… that’s naughty.” The women all love what they do, and as single, independent women they’re all happy to “have a boyfriend for an hour…That’s enough. No dirty socks to wash.”

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Why Straight Women Love Lesbian Porn

It’s been proven that about 1 in 3 porn watchers are women, but there isn’t as much evidence about why so many of those women gravitate toward lesbian porn. A Pornhub study found that “lesbian” was the top viewed category among women, and that women were 445 percent more likely than men to search for “girl on girl.” One sex expert explains “the numbers are too high for it to be just gay women. Straight women are looking at lesbian porn.” So why do straight women love hot girl on girl action so much?

The first reason is probably the fantasy factor, meaning it gives straight women the chance to imagine what it would be like to be with a woman. In the most searched for categories, “scissoring,” “ebony lesbian,” “girl on girl,” and “lesbian” were the top choices for female porn viewers. Women also love lesbian porn because the acts depicted are the ones that are geared toward getting them off: namely, more attention to foreplay and to oral sex. There’s also sex toys, real orgasms, and playing with breasts—all things women like when getting off. One woman put it like this: “Lesbian porn provides the best approximation of what she actually craves in her real life: A sense of genuine enjoyment…In other words, just good sex.”

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The Museum of Sex’s 150-Year-Old Porn Exhibit

While we may think that the popularity of porn is a recent phenomenon (thanks to the internet), the Museum of Sex’s exhibit, “Hardcore: A Century and a Half of Obscene Imagery,” proves hardcore sexual images have been around for a long, long time. The exhibit shows that erotic literature, dating back to the 1500s, was just as—if not more—hardcore as anything we have today. The 16th century writer Pietro Aretino, who is known as the “father of pornography,” wrote about gay sex, orgies, masturbation, and all in plain talk. In fact, such pornographic books sparked our country’s first obscenity trial.

The museum has vintage brothel catalogues that were sold on street corners to advertise a sex den, and a sheep intestine condom as thick as a bicycle tire! There are also Victorian era graphic images of cum shots and of women using homemade sex toys—on themselves and on other women—that they would fashion out of things from around the house (broomsticks, candlesticks, and bottles). And in perhaps the first documented image of BDSM, a naked woman holds a bullwhip while standing with her spike heel on a naked man’s face. There’s also the first porn on film depicting both gay and straight sex, which was viewed in large public venues by groups of men. The exhibit goes to show that people have always found ways to express their erotic desires!

Want to celebrate the freedom to be as sexual as we want to be? Three cheers to porn!

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The Hottest Celebrities Who Used To Be Strippers

It’s not just sexy celebrities like Magic Mike’s Channing Tatum who used to strip before striking it big in Hollywood. You’d be surprised by the A-list celebs who have once worked as exotic dancers while trying to make ends meet. So, here are the best, brightest, and hottest stars who stripped:

Channing Tatum
He’s made two movies about his stripping career, and when the star was first outed as a stripper he said, “I’m not ashamed of it. I don’t regret one thing. I’m not a person who hides shit.” Lucky us!
Chris Pratt
This leading man has said that since he always liked to be naked anyway, he thought stripping would be the perfect career move. Unfortunately, though, he didn’t have moves like Channing Tatum, which (fortunately) brought him to his next career: Hollywood.
Lady Gaga
Before she made it as a pop singer, she worked as a burlesque dancer in New York City. She mostly stripped down to her panties and took off her top—so, basically, not much has changed since then.
Azealia Banks
This rapper used to strip in Queens before she made it big. While she no longer strips herself, she says that she finds stripping “sexy as hell,” and loves following strippers on Instagram.
Amber Rose
This hip-hop model makes no apologies about her former career as a stripper: “Listen, I don’t have any sob stories about me dancing—I had the time of my life,” she said. She also still loves exotic dancers, and has reportedly spent over $10,000 at a Los Angeles strip club!

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5 Types of Sex Single People Have

Some might argue that single sex is the best sex—and for good reason. When you’re single, you’re free to mess around with anyone you choose and have exciting, new sexual experiences. And the beauty of single sex is that it comes in so many different forms. Here are 5 kinds of single sex you’ll probably recognize:

Drunk Sex
We all know what happens when drinking enters the equation: you get flirty, horny, and ready for action! Let’s face it, drunk sex is not often the best sex (or sex you can even really remember), but at the time, it sure feels fun.
Sex You Want To Turn Into More
Ah, yes. The no strings attached sex. The kind you act so chill about but secretly wish would become about more than just hot sex.
Sex With a Friend
You’ve known each other for a while so you feel comfortable and there’s already a level of trust, which makes the sex so much better. The sex could complicate things, turn the relationship into something more, or could maybe just become a mutually satisfying “friends with benefits” type of relationship. The possibilities are endless!
Totally By Accident Sex
You weren’t planning on getting laid—maybe you didn’t even really feel you needed to get laid—but when it happens, you’re all about it. Talk about a happy accident!
Naughty Sex
Sex with an ex, sex with a friend’s ex, sex with someone who’s taken—you both know it’s a bad idea, but the forbidden nature of the tryst makes the sex that much more thrilling!

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The Smallest Dick in Brooklyn Pageant Will Have You Rooting For the Underdick

The Smallest Dick in Brooklyn Pageant is an event that proves bigger isn’t necessarily always better. In a society that celebrates huge dicks as a benchmark of masculinity, the pageant hopes to show that beauty can come in all shapes and sizes—even bite size! And to ensure that the little guys will not be outdone by Average Joe, all of the contestants’ cocks are measured before they are allowed to enter the competition.

The contestants compete in an evening wear segment, swimsuit competition (aka a wet t-shirt contest called “Cocksplash”), and a talent portion to show off their charm and (small) packages for a crowd of rowdy, non-judgmental folks. The point of the event is to create a safe space where “if guys have something that people might traditionally make fun of or see it as a disadvantage, we want to show that they’re proud…” says a sponsor of the event. The winner receives $500, a crown, sash, and the honorary title of the guy with smallest dick but the biggest balls in town!

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Study Finds (Just the Right Amount of) Sex Will Make You Happy

The link between sex and happiness has been well established. Like that famous study which found that increasing the frequency of sex from once a month to once a week increased happiness to the same extent as having an extra $50,000 in the bank! But as it turns out, this study and others like it are missing a very important piece to the sex/happiness theory: what’s more important, quantity or quality? A new study conducted at Carnegie Mellon University sought to answer this.

The study asked 64 straight couples to double the amount they fucked each week and then to fill out a series of questionnaires ranking how happy they were. What the study found, somewhat surprisingly, was that more sex did not equal more happiness—in fact, the participants were less happy, especially in terms of the quality of the sex and their energy and enthusiasm. One of the study’s researchers, Dr. Loewenstein, had this piece of advice as the takeaway for the experiment: concentrate on quality rather than quantity if you want to increase your happiness. It’s about pleasure, not frequency; those who like the sex they’re having will want to have it more, which will (obviously) help their mood.

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Phone Sex Workers Spill Their Secrets in New Photography Project

Phil Toledano wanted to go inside the secret, sexy world of phone sex, so he tracked down 30 phone sex operators from all over the US to photograph and interview them in their homes. The phone sex operators he did portraits of, who have different ages, races, sexual orientations, and backgrounds, all had one thing in common: they love the work that they do. Toledano says that the phone sex workers he spoke with felt “they were providing a service, allowing people to understand who they are.” And here’s what the phone sex workers had to say about the work that they do, including their client’s dirtiest fantasies (check out the pictures and interviews below).

One man divulges that many of his clients like him to slap his dick against the phone. He also says that phone sex “still gets [him] horny.” And a woman talked about her client’s fantasy about fucking a strong woman: he got off to her describing lifting up his girlfriend’s Mazda Miata and spinning it around and around over her head with the girlfriend still inside! Another phone sex worker says that phone sex helps a lot of people who feel they have to hide who they really are from the world: “I help bring out their inner light and heal the wounds our closed-minded society inflicts.”

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Check out the photo series here.

What “The Overnight” Gets Right About Swingers

The Overnight, a new movie about swingers, is a hilarious and boundary-pushing departure from Hollywood’s usually prudish attitude toward kinky sex. It has nudity, a huge prosthetic dick, up-close shots of butt-holes, and, of course, swingers swinging. So now, a swinger and author of a book on “The [swinging] Lifestyle,” Daniel Stern, is weighing in on what the film gets right about swinger culture.

First, it’s set in SoCal, which is known for being particularly swinger-friendly: “It is realistic that they would set it in L.A., from my experience, because it’s very active out here. There’s a lot of stuff going on any day of the week,” Stern says. The movie also shows the couples fooling around while their children are asleep, which is something Stern says is realistic since many couples start swinging shortly after having kids to spice up their sex lives. And the hot guy-on-guy and girl-on-girl sex in the film is something you can definitely find as a swinger (mainly on the internet), if you’re into that.

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Check out the trailer for The Overnight!