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3-D Printed Penises Reveal That Women Want Normal Sized Cocks

Science has once again answered another of life’s important questions: what is the perfect penis size? A new study published in PLOS One sought this answer by having 100 women fondle 33 different types of 3-D printed cocks to see what their preferences were. And the results may surprise you.

It turns out that women want regular sized cocks on average for long-term relationships, but have different preferences when it comes to choosing a cock for a one night stand. Despite what porn would have you believe, the women preferred their long-term relationship dicks to be about 6.3 inches in length and 4.8 inches thick, and their one-night stand dicks to be 6.4 inches in length and 5 inches thick. The size of both dicks is only slightly larger than Average Joe’s, which proves that no matter what you got to work with, women are going to be okay with it.

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What Gets People Off at Sex Emporiums Around the World

International sex shops, just like the different cultures and people of various parts of the world, are unique and distinctive. Since every continent and country has their own naughty tastes and preferences when it comes to getting off, Vice decided to investigate international sex emporiums to find out what turns people on all around the world. Here’s some of the interesting things that they found.

In Germany, the uber-popular sex mega-shops cater mainly to fräulein (women), with vibrators as their best-selling item last year. Berlin is also home to DILDOKING, which as the name suggests sells dildos, but also plenty of vibrators, anal beads or “love balls”, fetish gear and more. In Japan, the most famous sex shop is M, a seven-story mecca that carries, of course, Doll pillows, and basically anything else you might fancy. In China, the biggest sex store is Juse, which has 500 stores nationwide, and sells vibrators and BDSM toys as its most popular merch. So, as it turns out, while people are different all over the world, we’re all pretty similar when it comes to our sex toys!

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Here’s Vice‘s international sex mega-shops investigation.

NYC Bodypainting Day Celebrates Nudity and Body Art

New York City—a place that represents freedom, diversity, and artistic expression. So what better place for a diverse group of people to strip naked in the middle of the city to have their bodies painted? NYC Bodypainting Day celebrates bodies of all shapes and sizes—and, of course, stripping down to your birthday suit in the name of art (check out images below).

The event is free, open to the public, and anyone can volunteer to have their body used as a human canvas. And it celebrates people of all races and colors, literally painting them in every color imaginable. It also promotes body acceptance, since the people participating will actually walk butt-ass naked in a parade down New York City, showing everyone what beauty looks like in all its forms.

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College Banner Shows Where to Drop Off “Baby Girl” For a “Good Time”

A fraternity at Old Dominion University in Norfolk, Virginia wanted to greet the incoming freshman class in classic Animal House fashion with some banners. They were displayed at an off-campus home and read “Freshman Daughter Drop Off,” with an arrow pointing at the front door, “Go Ahead And Drop Off Mom Too…” and “Rowdy And Fun, Hope Your Baby Girl Is Ready For A Good Time…”. The banners have since been taken down, but these types of rowdy, sex-crazed messages are certainly nothing new.

At Ohio State, a banner read: “We’ll take what we can get @59 Clit #Welcum2Cougartown” (“59 Clit” being a play on the name of the street.) Come on, fellas. You can be more ambitious than that! Take a cue from the Virginia dudes—moms and daughters! Seriously though, what sexy lady isn’t going to see that banner, strip all her clothes off, and run into the house ready for action (and we don’t mean beer pong) with a bunch of horny college guys?! Stay classy, frat dudes.

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Woman Can Only Cum While Sleeping

A woman on TLC’s show “Strange Sex” claimed that she had never been able to achieve an orgasm with her husband—because she’s only ever been able to have one while sleeping! Though the woman claimed to enjoy sex with her husband, she said that she never actually was able to cum with him. While talking to a girlfriend about cumming, she realized that she did have orgasms—but only while asleep. Bizarrely, though she was able to cum during sleep, she did not orgasm during sex dreams.

The woman sought the help of a hypnotherapist to shift her orgasms from her sleeping state to her waking state. With time and a lot of work, she was able to achieve the Big O through sex. This lady’s problem definitely put a strange twist on an all too common problem for women. Maybe the show will inspire more women to see a hypnotherapist—or just to want to cum during sex!

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Famous Nudes of Art History—With Vibrators

A hilarious Tumblr has added an amazing and surprisingly appropriate addition to some famous paintings of nude women: vibrators. That’s right, art history’s most iconic ladies have been given a fun little something something if the urge to rub one out should arise. Here are some of art history’s most beautiful masturbators with a brand new battery-operated companion (check out the images below):

Danae with Magic Wand by Gustav Klimt
Here, the gorgeous red-haired goddess of one of Klimt’s masterpieces is nude and masturbating with a Hitachi Magic Wand as a gold river flows out from between her legs like ethereal cum.
American Hitachi by Grant Wood
This one’s of “American Gothic,” but with a Hitachi Magic Wand instead of a pitchfork! The rural couple already looks happier!
Danae with Hitachi by Correggio
In this painting a beautiful angel helps a stunning nude get off with a vibrator as fat little cherubs control the settings below. Touched by an angel indeed!
Danae with Hitachi by Correggio
Here, Venus relaxes naked in bed making sexy bedroom eyes at the viewer while playfully clutching her Hitachi Magic Wand. Venus, you feisty goddess, you!
The Creation of the Magic Wand by Michelangelo
Yup, you guessed it. Adam reaches out to touch God’s finger—with a Hitachi Magic Wand in his hand!

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What Booze Does To Your Sex Life

There are certain things that seem obvious about the way alcohol affects one’s sex life—namely, that it makes a person want to get frisky! Booze loosens you up, makes you more comfortable, and definitely makes you want to get busy after a few drinks. But the psychological and physiological effects are a bit more complicated. Here’s what experts say about the way alcohol and sex mix.

Alcohol makes you less inhibited
The brain is the biggest sex organ, so it makes sense that a substance that makes you less inhibited would have an impact on your sex life.
A few drinks can make you horny
Antioxidants in wine can actually increase blood flow to the genitals. Alcohol also helps dilate your blood vessels which makes “The clitoris, labia, and vagina…become engorged and more lubricated,” says a doctor talking to Buzzfeed.
BUT alcohol makes it harder to get off
This is because alcohol interrupts the signals to your brain that registers erotic touch. Alcohol dulls the sensations that usually would send you over the edge into an orgasm because “your brain isn’t as receptive to them, so your genitals can feel less sensitive,” says the doctor.
Whiskey dick is actually a thing
“This typically happens because the penis is less responsive to stimuli, making it harder to get and maintain an erection,” says another doctor.
It can take much longer to have an orgasm—if you have one at all
“Alcohol can delay ejaculation or interfere with it completely,” says a doctor. “This usually happens because your sensations are dulled and your erection isn’t operating at its full potential.” The takeaway seems obvious: drink responsibly if you want to get off!

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How to Initiate Sex With Your Partner

Let’s face it, after being in a relationship for a while, sometimes couples can get lazy about initiating sex. Everyone can probably relate to initiating through a not-so-subtle grope or a casual “It’s been a while. Want to fuck?” But we’re here to help you ask for sex in a way that is more personal and more exciting. Here are some tips for extending a sexy invitation to the bedroom.

Think about what’s worked before
Every couple has their own idiosyncrasies. Try to remember how the good sex you’ve had in the past was initiated to find inspiration. Were you laughing and flirting? Was it slow and sensual? Knowing what types of situations gets you both in the mood will help you figure out how and when to ask.
Help your partner relax
Some people need more time to unwind and get into a relaxed head space before they want to go at it. Help your partner get in the mood by asking what you can do to take care of them tonight or to take something off their plate. This will help free up their mind for sexier thoughts.
Get some of that intensity back
When you first start dating someone, the sex is passionate and super hot. But after a while, some of that intensity can fade. Try to get back some of those spontaneous, super sexy times by recreating them. Or you can turn up the heat by saying things that are very sexually direct: “I need to have you right now.”
Be playful
Sometimes playfully initiating sex is a great way to relax and have fun. Send each other silly sexts, or make sexual bets while watching sports (If the Dodgers win, I’ll give you a blowjob later). Keep it light but flirtatious.

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Yoga Moves For a Better Sex Life

Everyone knows yoga feels great, but what if we told you that practicing certain poses can actually improve your sex life? It’s true. Different poses can increase your flexibility, improve your focus, and tighten your pelvic floor muscles—all things that are key to better sex. So here are the best yoga poses to help you have a great sex life.

Sun Salute
This is the pose where you stand very straight, big toes touching, with your pelvis tucked in and your arms hanging as if weights were attached. A long-time yogi suggests doing one to five salutes per day to practice improving your attention, which is great for learning how to zone in on what’s going on with your mind and body during sex (sort of like tantric sex).
Mula Bandha
This is the original kegels. Sit or stand in a relaxed position, then “Squeeze the muscles at the bottom of the pelvic floor, behind the cervix. Contract slowly, then release slowly. Repeat 15 times.” Tightening the pelvic floor muscles will help keep everything tight and ready for increased sexual pleasure.
Shoulder Stand
This is basically a back-bend. The yogi says it’s good for sex because “Shoulder Stand helps your circulation and hormonal balance. It also gives you a bit of a new perspective you may need to discover your personal ecstasy.”

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Here are more yoga poses for a better sex life!

How to Share Your Sexual Fantasies

While it’s true that everyone has sexual fantasies, it’s also true that many people don’t feel comfortable sharing theirs. Thankfully there are ways to get more comfortable with divulging your desires with others. Here are some tips for feeling more at ease with exploring your fantasies with a partner.

Get comfortable with your fantasies
Take the time to explore what turns you on without judgement. Everyone has personal desires and fantasies, and what gets you hot is nothing to be ashamed of. Figure out what you like—and what you’d like to happen in real life—before letting someone else know.
Don’t overanalyze what turns you on
There’s no reason to ask yourself “why” you have a particular fantasy. It doesn’t necessarily say anything about you as a person. Accept that sex isn’t rational, and just go with it.
Figure out a good time to discuss your fantasies
Timing is everything, so it’s important to feel very comfortable with someone before discussing your fantasies. At the same time, if it’s a deal breaker to date someone who might not share your particular kink, it’d be a good idea to discuss your sexual tastes with them sooner rather than later. Regardless, you should gauge how the other person might respond by asking some leading questions like “I saw this thing on the internet. How would you feel about doing something like that?”
Practice asking
Here are some good lines: “You know what sounds really hot to me?”; “There’s this thing I’ve always wanted to try, but I’ve been waiting until I found the right person.”; “I would love to see you doing…”

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