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Models Strut the Runway With Cartoon Cocks

Attendees of New York City Fashion Week got quite a surprise at Namilia’s cheeky runway show filled with cocks and pussies! The show was titled “My Pussy, My Choice,” and drew its inspiration from contemporary female pop stars who seek empowerment through expressing their sexuality and celebrating their bodies. “Each outfit is named for one of Namilia’s inspirations (e.g. ‘daddy’s girl Lana,’ ‘sweet Ariana,’ ‘crazy Miley,’ ‘Nicki anaconda’),” according to Slate.

Their playful collection includes banana and peach emojis, giant inflatable snakes, and sparkly cartoonish penises in sexy, transparent latex. “It’s like playing the penis game,” Namilia said of their cheeky use of the phallus. “The more often and louder you say it, the more harmless it becomes.” Shockingly, the garments are ready-to-wear, so a woman can conveniently slip on some hyper-sexualized female empowerment to go with any of her tennis shoes! We mean, who doesn’t love an adorable cock purse with matching cock bra?!

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Ethicists Campaign Against Sex Robots

Apparently, there’s such a thing as “robot ethicists.” And, even stranger, they have launched something called the Campaign Against Sex Robots, which is an attempt to ban the development of robotic sex toys. Considering the next wave of pleasure bots is fast approaching, and also considering the popularity of current mechanical pleasure toys, these ethicists sure have their work cut out for them.

Sex robot developers are already working to bring A.I. into their products. One company’s much hyped forthcoming design, Roxxxy, that’s being called “the world’s first sex robot” is set to be released on the market this year. It’s priced at $7,000—and already has thousands of pre-orders despite the hefty price tag! While sex robot enthusiasts love the life-like sex toys that give them companionship and a more realistic sexual experience, robot ethicists are against these types of products because they believe they will be detrimental to human relationships and to women in general. Though the campaign seeks a ban on all sex robots, it seems safe to say that for now sex robots are definitely in our future.

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Here’s more about the campaign against sex robots.

How To Have Sex With a Much Taller Person

If you’ve ever had sex with someone who’s much taller than you, you’ve probably experienced the frustrations of trying to get it on with your head stuck in an armpit or squished against a nipple. But there are plenty of ways to have great sex without letting height differences get in the way. Here are some tips to maximize sex with a much taller person.

Experiment with different ways of fucking
Height differences are the most pronounced during sex when the pelvises need to be perfectly aligned (i.e., missionary position). Try other types of fucking that won’t make someone towering over you so obvious: hand job, head, using sex toys, masturbating together, anal play, the options are endless!
Try different positions
Basically, any position where your bodies are perpendicular is key. Receiving partner on top is a good position where height differences won’t matter much. Getting bent over a chair, table, or bed works. Explore and have fun!
Use props
Thick pillows like couch cushions are great for propping up your hips. You can also use chairs and stools around your home to make your hips the same height. Or you can invest in sex pillows and wedges for a sturdy, sexy boost.

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Amber Rose Struts Her Sexy Stuff in ‘The Walk of No Shame’

Amber Rose is doing what Amber Rose does best in the new Funny or Die video, “The Walk of No Shame.” In this amazing public service announcement, she confidently struts her stuff the morning after a one night stand wearing a tight, sexy little black dress and lacy bra, carrying her shoes in hand and waving at all the suburban townspeople. One woman gives her side-eyes and proclaims, “Heavens! It seems as though that woman hasn’t been home since last night…Congratulations!”

Another older woman smiles approvingly and says, “In my day, I was no stranger to the walk of shame.” To which Amber Rose responds, “No shame here!” Then, in probably the funniest moment of the sketch, a construction worker yells, “I respect that you enjoyed yourself last night! I think we can all agree: having sex is fun!” Rose winks, “Oh, yes it is!” And as she struts past a little boy who asks, “Mommy, did that woman get fucked last night?” Rose replies: “Oh hell yeah!” In the end, when the mayor hands her the keys to the city for celebrating her body, she quips, “I always celebrate my body! Sometimes twice a day!”

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Watch Funny or Die’s “The Walk of No Shame” video.

Meet the Man Who Took 35 Viagra Pills and Got a 5-Day Erection

Have you ever eaten a super hot chili pepper or jumped into a freezing body of water for laughs? Well, one man thought it would be hilarious to take 35 viagra pills just to see what happened—and ended up with a 5-day boner! After drinking with his buddies and popping Viagra for kicks, the man’s vision turned green (a Viagra side effect called cyanopsia) and he reported “a massive erection that would not go away” to his wife, who immediately took him to the hospital.

After a 36 hour stay, the man was discharged and instructed to stay on bed rest—but unfortunately for him, his cock didn’t much feel like resting! He told The Sun, “It wasn’t a permanent erection but every time I brushed against something for five days it sprang into life—and it was no use to me.” The man ended up with a 5-day erection, which luckily for him was the worst of his problems. There have been many documented cases where those who have overdosed on Viagra have not fared nearly as well. For starters, there’s the very serious 4-hour erection known as priapism that can cause permanent erectile disfunction if not treated soon enough. Fortunately for this guy, the nurses and medics laughing at his boner was his worst side effect.

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Here’s more about the guy who got a 5-day boner.

‘The Golden Girls’ Like You’ve Never Seen Them Before in XXX Parody

To celebrate The Golden Girls 30th anniversary, Hustler decided to give the feisty ladies the ultimate tribute with its porn parody, This Ain’t The Golden Girls XXX. The Golden Girls was a cutting edge show in the way that it showed that age doesn’t necessarily mean death of the libido. And for a show that pushed back against sexist double-standards by its sassy ladies never shying away from sex, the porn parody truly celebrates their lust for life.

The porn parody stays true to the show’s message that older women can still be sexy and sexual. Its cast is made up of older, seasoned adult film actresses, including Karen Summer who made a comeback with her portrayal of Sophia after a 20-year hiatus. “It was like the old days of porn. We had scripts, and wardrobe, a full crew and a couple of days shooting,” says Summer. The ladies in Golden Girls XXX definitely take the innuendos and saucy dialogue up a notch with the hardcore sex scenes—gray wigs and all! But most importantly, the parody proves that women can still love sex and getting frisky at age 60 and up.

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Hilarious Messages Real Women Have Gotten on Dating Sites

Most women who have tried dating sites have had at least one hilariously weird encounter. Whether it’s an unsolicited dick pic, a strange pick up line, or a straight up random invitation to bone, women understand that when they look for love online, some strange encounters will likely ensue. Here are some real women sharing their strangest, most hilarious messages from dating sites.

“I love older women and my mom said I could borrow her car!”
Women love it when a man—ahem, boy—takes charge!
“Honestly, I wanna put you in some sexual positions!”
This guy gets right to the point!
“I love it when a girl squishes spiders.”
If you’re not on a kinky fetish site, this might not be the best way to introduce yourself…
“If you step between my legs, I will climax.”
This is like some bad, plagiarized erotica.
“You look like a hot, spoiled brat.”
We guess some men are into that?!
“I just got out of jail. Been lonely.”
At least this dude’s got nothing to hide?
“I’m dtf [down to fuck] and my lunch break is in 20 minutes.”
This guy doesn’t waste any time!

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Here are more hilarious messages from dating sites.

The Fetish of Laying Alien Eggs Inside Your Body

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The newest thing in weird sex fetishes: a dildo that is used to implant “alien eggs” inside yourself. The unusual sex toy is called a Ovipositor, which is basically an intimidating looking dildo that “lays goopy eggs molded from gelatin in the body cavity of your choice,” according to Vice. Alien egg fetishists say they get off on the sensation of mushy alien ovum overflowing from their bodies. So here’s what the entrepreneur says of the fetish he describes as “enormous egg-laying alien dicks.”

“The idea is to replicate the act of being impregnated with eggs. Usually from an alien or insect. If you’ve seen the Aliens movies, you’llget the picture,” the man who goes by Lone Wolf says. Since many people find laying alien eggs inside oneself arousing, he came up with the idea to create a hollow, phallus-shaped dildo to insert the gelatin eggs. Lone Wolf says the fetishists who like his product are just regular people from all different cultures. In explaining the weird fetish, Lone Wolf says, “It blurs the line of our own humanity to find sexual pleasure with something that is so far from human, and for some, just talking about it gets them wet.”

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How to Keep Your Wet and Messy Fetish Safe

If you have a food or sploshing fetish, it’s important to keep it safe when getting all wet and messy with food and other sloppy materials. When rubbing, throwing, and rolling around in different types of messy things, you need to be careful not to let your sloppy good time turn into something unpleasant or painful. So here are some tips for how to keep it safe when sploshing.

Avoid sugary stuff near your pussy
“Sugar-free foods and syrups are definitely suggested because yeast typically loves sugar,” says Flanigan, a BDSM and kink expert. At the very least, sugary things can cause irritation. This includes honey.
Stay away from gritty textures
“If your frosting or cakes contain sprinkles, beware. And watch out for strawberries, kiwis, or anything else with little seeds, because those can scratch or hurt you if they get somewhere they shouldn’t be,” says Flanigan. Ouch!
Be careful not to get things in your eyes
If you’re pouring or throwing things in the face, be sure to wear goggles. Also make sure to wash your eyes afterward.
Be careful when using food as lube
“The only thing I would suggest as lube would be a food-grade oil, like coconut oil or olive oil,” says another sex expert. Also keep in mind that anything oil-based can break down latex condoms, so stick to a silicone-based lube or water-based lube when using latex.
Be VERY careful with spicy things
Unless you are incorporating spicy things as a BDSM thing, be very very careful!
Clean up afterward
If anything gets near your naughty bits, make sure to clean up afterward with regular soap and water. And for the rest of your body, dish soap will work well.

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The Pleasures of Dry Humping

Ah, yes. Dry humping. Perhaps you haven’t thought about this little bit of foreplay since you were a teenager furiously making out on your parent’s sofa. But adding some hot, dry humping into the mix before getting into the wet, real humping can definitely help you to spice things up in the bedroom. Here are some reasons to start grinding tonight.

The best reason to dry hump is simply because it feels really really good, especially for women. Many women get off when masturbating by rubbing against things, adding firm pressure, and grinding. Dry humping can also be a fun, sexy tease that will build up the anticipation in your foreplay until you’re both begging for the real thing. Some people even prefer the taunting pressure without allowing themselves the release afterward (mainly those who are into BDSM). You can dry hump in jeans for less direct contact (but for heaven’s sake, no belt buckles!), in your underwear, or even naked for more intense clitoral stimulation. Then just “do the humpty hump” to your heart’s content!

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Here’s more about the pleasures of dry humping.