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If “Netflix and Chill” Were Honest

netflixandchillA new hilarious video on Buzzfeed (watch below) goes behind the seemingly innocent invitation to “Netflix and chill tonight?” As it turns out, what the question is actually asking is: “Do you want to bang tonight?” Yup, sounds about right!

In the video, a dude tells his roommate to “stay the fuck in your room” before his date comes over. When she does, they try to act casual and pretend to know things about wine before it’s time to “divert this nervous energy by looking at a screen.” Because, really, it’s all about wanting to “make out a lot”— and “do other stuff….” So after about 10 or 20 minutes of “hiding [your] boner with [your] elbow,” and saying things just to get close to each other’s mouth, it’s finally time to say “fuck it” and make a move! And, eventually, to pause the movie—or not!

Feel like coming over for a little “Netflix and chill?” We know what you’re really asking—and we like it!

Check out “If ‘Netflix and Chill’ Were Honest” here.

Glory Hole

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I want to take you to a glory hole. I want to take you into a private booth and have you strip down nude. I would push you to your knees and have you lick and suck on my tiny cunt cock while we have the short wait for a cock to come through the wall.

The first cock I want to see come through that wall is a big black monster. I am getting wetter thinking of your lips stretched around that thick shaft. I want to sit and watch your mouth move up and down that long hard cock. I want to watch the spit run from your lips as you choke trying to accommodate his demanding flesh.

I pull you off his cock and have you suck on his balls. Slurping and licking his heavy full nutsack. I would be rubbing my clit and fingering my pussy watching you be the amazing cocksucker I know you to be. The booth smelling of pre-cum and pussy as you remain on your knees ready to take your first load.

You can feel his cock thickening and swelling as he pushes in deep to shoot his hot load of cum down your throat. The fun we could have at the glory hole together. I would love to chat more about the hot loads I would feed you. Give me a call and I will tell you all about my plans for getting you all the cock you desire

Pop-Up Porn Books

via popupporno.org
via popupporno.org

There’s a new webseries by Canadian filmmaker Stephen Dunn that uses pornographic picture books to tell sexy stories about online dating/hook-up culture. The series, aptly named Pop-Up Porno, first wowed audiences at Sundance and is now being released online. Dunn started the project as a way to normalize the trials and tribulations of online dating—and what better way to do that than with pop-up cocks in a picture book?!

Each pop-up book takes about a month to create, and is brought to life by a collaborative team of designers (including celebrated homoerotic fetish artist Tom Of Finland), writers, and Dunn himself. Together the team adapts true erotic stories told by real people in the dating world into “an aesthetic to suit the tale.” Dunn hopes to continue making pornographic pop-up books, saying “Regardless of what happens they’re fun as hell to make, and as long as people keep sharing stories and we have enough money to pay our crew and the book designers, I’m happy to keep making more.”

Feel like having some real-life, sexy experiences yourself? We’ll give you stories to re-tell for a lifetime!

Check out more about Pop-Up Porno!

8 Facts Every Dude Should Know About His Dick

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_strawberrySure, you know your dick intimately, but do you know why hot tubs are bad for your balls? Or that not getting enough sleep can make you lose your boner? As Buzzfeed says, these facts are sort of like “the owner’s manual you never knew you needed.” Here are 8 facts every dude needs to know about his cock.

  1. The penis is a good indicator of your overall health
    One doctor says, “It’s like the dipstick of the body’s health.” That’s why if there’s something wrong with the genitals, you should go see your doctor to make sure it’s not a symptom of something else. And similarly, if there’s something wrong with your health, your dick could be affected too.
  2. Premature ejaculation is a lot more common than you think
    Premature ejaculation is when you cum about one to two minutes after penetration and then feel distressed and anxious about it. Statistics show that it affects about 10%-30% of men at some point in their lives. But those who suffer from it every time should talk to their doctor—it can be overcome.
  3. Your testicle size is important
    Your testicles should be about the same size and each be about the size of a walnut. If they’re too big or too small, there could be a problem with your sperm, in which case go see your doctor.
  4. Hot tubs are really bad for your balls
    “It’s like dunking your testicles like teabags in hot water,” says a doctor. That’s because getting your balls too hot halts your sperm.
  5. Cumming a lot is very good for you
    Ejaculating often is good for you because it lowers your risk of prostate cancer. Not to mention all the health benefits, like lower stress and increased happiness.
  6. Sleep deprivation can mess with your boner
    Not getting enough sleep can make you lose your morning wood and decrease your sex drive.
  7. Wash your dick after sex
    Since bacteria can grow faster when cum dries out on the skin, washing after sex will help you avoid infection.
  8. Don’t get your dick pierced
    In case you were considering it, consider this: possible complications include “significant bleeding, chronic irritation, or even damage to the urethra—which could leave you peeing out of the new hole.”

Want us to get to know you intimately? Your doctor will definitely approve!

Here are more facts every dude should know about his dick.

Horny Couple Gives Interview About Their Public Romp in a Parking Lot

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexybucketlistA woman in Virginia was arrested recently after having afternoon sex with her boyfriend in a parking lot (see video below). The couple was taken into custody by Norfolk police for engaging in a public sex act outside a shopping center. And, apparently, the local news station wanted to know all about it in an exclusive interview. So what prompted the couple to have an illicit fuck in a parking lot? “I’m not into erotic public sex, or anything like that,” she said. “That was all the alcohol.” Of course!

The police claim that when they found the couple mid-coitus on the concrete, the man was so drunk he was unconscious. But he assured the news station that he was into it, and that they both “had needs.” The man said, “I consented to it all. But I had a little too much to drink, and I passed out.” When asked if they would do anything like that again, the woman quickly said no, but the man took a moment to think it over before replying, “I don’t know.” Classic.

In the mood for a little afternoon delight? You don’t need alcohol to have a good time with us!

Here’s the video of the couple’s parking lot sex.

Nursing Home Offers Sexual Healing to Residents

4629570540_d7645a6608_zOne British assisted living facility takes the holistic approach to health and wellness very seriously. Chaseley Trust, a respected nursing home in an historic seaside mansion, offers amenities like a movie theater, gym and, occasionally, strippers and prostitutes! “People have needs,” explains the manager. “We are there to help.”

While it is controversial to allow strippers and prostitutes to offer services to the disabled residents, Chaseley Trust defends the practice, explaining that many of the people they help are young and have neurological problems. “Most of the time, these are people who feel frustrated by a primeval need they cannot fulfill,” says the manager. And as for the older residents, it’s become common knowledge that sex is a key element of the elderly leading a happy life. In fact, one of the strippers, who recently gave a lap dance to a blind and deaf man, was put in touch with the assisted living facility through TLC Trust, an organization that advocates for the sexual rights of the disabled. Right on!

Feel like some good sexual healing yourself? We are also here to help with all your (frisky) needs!

If you want to put the assisted living facility that provides strippers and prostitutes on your list of future housing options, check out more!

New HBO Show Shocks With Alleged Sexual Consent Form

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While HBO is no stranger to graphic and often boundary-pushing sex scenes, their newest show, Westworld, has the media in a frenzy over its alleged sexual consent form. The form starts by informing the extras that by signing they agree to be “fully nude and/or witness others fully nude and participate in graphic sexual situations.” But from there, it gets much more specific—and strange. The form mentions bizarre stipulations like needing to wear “a pubic hair patch,” “have your genitals painted,” and “contort to form a table-like shape while being fully nude.”

It also requires questionable, x-rated performances involving “genital-to-genital touching,” simulated oral sex “with hand-to-genital touching,” and “pos[ing] on all fours while others who are fully nude ride on your back; [and] ride on someone’s back while you are both fully nude.” And if the actors didn’t get the idea with the extremely detailed list, the form makes clear that the show will contain language and sexual situations “that some may consider personally objectionable or uncomfortable.” HBO has responded to the backlash by saying they did not write or approve the document: “…our actual on-set practices…provide a professional and comfortable working environment for all performers.” To those extras who need the work, that must come as a great relief!

Feel like getting into some graphic sexual situations yourself? No need to sign a consent form here!

Check out more about HBO’s alleged sexual consent form here.

4 Weird Things That Will Make You Horny

set1147014All types of strange things make people horny (ahem, there’s a fetish for pretty much everything). But you’d be surprised at some of the weird phenomenons that turn people on. Here are some of the craziest stuff that gets people all hot and heavy.

  1. Brain Trauma: Yes, there are accounts of people who’ve become total horn-dogs after suffering a brain trauma. We wrote about a lady recently who went from normal college student to kinky dominatrix after a severe car accident. It’s because brain trauma affects your frontal lobe, which can have the crazy side effect of hyper-sexuality!
  2. Grief:
    If you’ve ever grieved, you may already know this, and science backs it up. Grief and sexual arousal are side-by-side in your brain, so anything that triggers fear, panic, or grief can inadvertently trigger your libido.
  3. Rabies:
    Rabies: definitely not sexy. But with all that foaming at the mouth and flipping out comes an unlikely side effect: crazy horniess. Because rabies makes your brain get inflamed, it can also cause some seriously dangerous need for action. At least you get some before you die?
  4. Breastfeeding:
    Yes, it is creepy to think that breastfeeding can make you horny, but biology is all about playing unseemly jokes on us. Breastfeeding releases a bunch of hormones, including oxytocin, the chemical that’s released during orgasms, which unfortunately can make you feel a bit tingly down there.

Feel like having some weird, sexy experiences yourself? We love crazy stuff that gets you all hot and bothered!

And, while you’re at it, check out more weird things that will make you horny!

New Kinky Video Game Lets You Scrub Down Men in the Locker Room Shower

Robert Yang is revolutionizing video games with his queer, kinky scenarios that subvert the typically “straight dude gamer audience.” Last year, he created several sexually-focused games such as “Hurt Me Plenty,” a game about spanking and kink, “Succulent,” where gamers fellate a popsicle, “Stick Shift,” about cars and handjobs, and “Cobra Club,” where gamers send dick pics. And now, his latest queer-centric creation, “Rinse and Repeat,” is an exploration into the kinky world of submissives in the very sexualized realm of a communal shower.

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Yang explains that the game is a gay male fantasy for those who are interested in experimenting with dom/sub relationships. Yang says, “My game isn’t unique in this sense, lots of video games have domineering relationships with their players, but I think my game is one of the few that sexualizes this dynamic, especially in a gay way designed to poke at a predominantly straight…audience.” In “Rinse and Repeat,” the player is asked by a sexy naked dude to scrub his back—and other important areas—as he showers. The scenario soon turns into a BDSM experience of dominance and submission. “Gay sex is the only thing that’s hot and dirty enough to subvert the video game industry’s lazy reliance on graphic violence and consumerism,” Yang explains.

Feel like some BDSM play yourself? We are all about the kink here!

Check out more about “Rinse and Repeat!”

New Study Proves Sex is Safe For Heart Attack Survivors

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_hornyheartHeart attack survivors are rejoicing at a new study’s fantastic good news: sex does not increase the likelihood of having another heart attack! Many survivors were unsure whether the vigorous activity of fucking could trigger another episode, but the new study shows that the activity generated by sex is about the same as climbing two flights of stairs or taking a brisk walk. This means that most survivors of a heart attack can (thankfully) resume sexual activity before too long.

In the study, researchers looked at the timing of the last sexual experience the participants had before the heart attack and found that just 0.7 percent of the people (three people) reported having sex within two hours of having a heart attack. This finding “is in line with observations that sexual activity might eventually trigger a [heart attack] only in a very small proportion of patients,” the researchers reported in the study. The study also showed that many heart attack survivors assume they can’t have sex without getting the necessary information from their doctors. “It is important to reassure patients that they need not be worried and should resume their usual sexual activity,” the researchers said. We can only imagine that this good news is more serious than a heart attack for these survivors!

Feel like partaking in some vigorous activity yourself? No need to exercise caution here!

Here’s more about the study that proves that sex is safe for heart attack survivors.