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5 Celebs Over 50 Talk Mature Love

oldsexAccording to 5 feisty older celebs, wisdom and experience aren’t the only things that get better with age. Just as many studies have shown, these celebs prove that age is just a state of mind when it comes to having good sex well into the twilight years. So here are some words of sexual wisdom from 5 older celebs who know a thing or two about good mature lovin’.

  1. Jane Fonda
    The 77 year old still hot sex-pot had this to say about starting a love affair after a period of celibacy: “If you have been celibate for a long time and then begin a new love affair, be aware that your vagina is likely to need some attention.” Good advice!
  2. Betty White
    This Golden Girl is famous for her lusty appetite for sex. And at 93 years old, she shows no signs of slowing down any time soon: “I’m still just as horny as I’ve ever been.” Betty, you are truly an inspiration!
  3. Lisa Rinna
    The sexy 52 year old said of her marriage to actor Harry Hamlin: “We’re kinky as hell in bed.” That must be the secret to their long-lasting relationship!
  4. John Stamos
    The celeb who was formerly married to super model Rebecca Romijn said, “I’d rather have a woman have 10 orgasms than me have 10 orgasms.” We can see your point, John.
  5. Sting
    The hot musician—who is also an unofficial spokesman for tantric sex—said, “I like the theater of sex. I like to look good. I like her to dress up. I like to dress her up.” Sounds like a good time!

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Texas Students Strap Dildos to Bags to Protest Conceal Carry Law

10474866374_2448f1743e_zStudents at University of Texas are taking part in a “Take Your Dildo to Class” day to protest the absurdity of the college’s conceal carry gun law. Apparently, students are allowed to bring concealed weapons to campus—but an innocuous sex toy is strictly forbidden and punishable as an obscene offense. So one UT student, Jessica Jin, is organizing students with a Facebook event: #CocksNotGlocks.

Jin says on the Facebook page, “The State of Texas has decided that it is not at all obnoxious to allow deadly concealed weapons in classrooms, however it DOES have strict rules about free sexual expression, to protect your innocence. You would receive a citation for taking a DILDO to class before you would get in trouble for taking a gun to class.” She’s urging all students to strap dildos to their bags for the month of August, and so far the event has secured 3,900 confirmed attendees, 768 maybes, and lots of haters trolling the site. But Jin isn’t fazed; all the backlash just highlights the ridiculous impact a harmless dildo can cause—all while firearms in the classroom are largely ignored.

Oh, those Texans. Ain’t nothing wrong with a little cock in the classroom!

Find out more about Texas students strapping dildos to their bags here.

The Mushroom That Makes Women Instantly Orgasm

mushroompenisThe medicinal value of certain plants and herbs are well known, and they’ve been used as a healing remedy for people for thousands of years. But it was only recently that scientists discovered a very important type of fungus that has the potential to heal women all over the world—by making them cum! The bright orange mushroom, which appears to only grow on Hawaiian lava flows that are 600 to 1,000 years old, has been shown to induce spontaneous orgasms in the women who smell it.

The two scientists who discovered the fungus back in 2001 said that the fungus is known as a “potent female aphrodisiac when smelled.” According to their research, which was published in the International Journal of Medicinal Mushrooms, half of the female test subjects “experienced spontaneous orgasms while smelling this mushroom.” The scientists believe that the compounds found in the fungus’s spores could be similar to the neurotransmitters fired off during a hot, mind-blowing orgasm. Nature, you sexy beast!

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Here’s more about the fungus that makes women instantly orgasm!

What it’s Like to Have Sex in Space

sexinspaceIf you’re into astronomy (and fucking), you’ve probably wondered at some point what sex in space would be like. Pornhub is currently trying to crowdfund the first ever x-rated space encounter to answer this question, but science tells us it might not be that easy. Though NASA once sent a married couple up into space together, the pair are not kissing and telling—which is the same for the other 540 or so people who’ve traveled above Earth. So what do we know about what it would be like to fuck in space?

Based on evidence from NASA and the Kinsey Institute (who have also wondered about cosmic coitus), sex in a gravity-less environment wouldn’t really work out that well. First, instead of blood flowing to the genitals in men and women, in space it would flow to the head, making it hard to get or maintain an erection, or even to feel aroused. It would also be difficult to stay in sexual positions in zero-gravity, not to mention how physically demanding it would be since you lose so much strength and muscle-mass in space. It’d also be pretty messy, since there’s no where for the fluids to go: it just sort of builds up, like an unsexy sponge.

Well, so much for that 250-mile high club! But here’s the good news: NiteFlirt can make you feel like you’re being shot into space without ever leaving the Earth!

Check out Slate‘s video about what it’d be like to have sex in space!

Alabama Walmart Stocks Gun Shelf with ‘Gun Oil’ Lube

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An Alabama Walmart made a major boner (no pun intended) recently when it stocked Gun Oil, a popular lube for gay men, next to its actual guns! An unsuspecting (and literal-minded) shopper got a big surprise while browsing Walmart’s gun department, and he posted a hilarious video of his reaction on Facebook. “It says water-based lubricant for your gun!” the shopper said in the video (watch below). “I was like, ‘Water-based? That could rust, right?’…”

He was almost sold on the product he thought was for his actual gun: “’Long-lasting lubrication with easy cleanup. Glycerin and paraben free. Wetter, lighter feel than silicone.’ Oh that sounds good. That sounds really good. I think my gun would work really good, wetter and lighter.” Well, what doesn’t work really well wetter and lighter, right? It wasn’t until he saw the ingredients list, which included things like ginseng “to promote blood flow,” that he started scratching his head in confusion. Then, when he saw “For topical use, apply desired amount to genital areas,” it all clicked into place. We say to those Alabama, Gun Oil cowboys, “Yee-haw!”

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Check out the video of a shopper finding Gun Oil in the Walmart gun aisle.

Meet Canada’s Orgasm Whisperer

4065137553_1a8a7955ea_zWil McLean is in the business of getting women off. In fact, he estimates that he’s made around 1,000 women cum in his time as a sex machine operator. Yes, you read that correctly. McLean rents and operates heavy-duty, 6,400 RPM sex machines with a saddle and rotating and vibrating attachments through his website Sybiantoronto.com. And he had some sage words of wisdom about his role as an “orgasm whisperer” when he sat down recently to talk with Vice. Here are some highlights.

McLean gets women off as a way to focus on their pleasure exclusively, since cumming is so often male-centric. He says the machine works by “extending waves of vibration back at a frequency that the body understands and it wakes up nerve endings and because it’s so steady and such a deep low vibration, it penetrates through the body deeper. It’s vibrating areas that surface wise, more often than not, a penis won’t ever come in contact with.” He helps women get off using the machine by tuning in to what the woman’s feeling—he’ll listen to her breathing, watch the way her hips are moving, and then try to match the machine to her rhythms and movements. Then he just lets the lady ride—“Noises come out of you that you didn’t know you [could make].”

Feel like taking a wild ride? We know a thing or two about orgasm whispering here!

Here is Vice‘s full interview with the orgasm whisperer.

Threesome At a Rodeo Is Its Own Wild Ride

There’s a video circulating around the internet of a side event at the Calgary Stampede rodeo this year (watch below). It seems two men and a woman decided to have their own private ride in an alley at the event. And judging by the vigorous display, these people sure were enjoying themselves at the rodeo!

The woman—who’s seen in the video getting fucked from behind while giving an enthusiastic blowjob to another cowboy—has become a sort-of internet hero, with memes, macros, photoshops, and even a tribute song to her. And she has actively embraced her internet cult-status: she released a Youtube video recently with the song about herself playing in the background acknowledging that she did indeed have a threesome, and that it was just as fun as it looked! She also eats a cucumber as a big F-You to all the haters out there. Yee haw!

In the mood for a wild ride yourself? Giddy-up, cowboy!

Wanna see the “rodeo” video?

You Can Now Put Your Dick In a Mouth-Pussy-Anus Robot

3fap_gif2Brian Sloan, creator of the blow-job simulating sex toy the Autoblow 2, is at it again with his newest invention: the 3Fap, “a three-in-one male masturbator” that offers a mouth, a pussy, and an anus for you to stick your dick into. The 3Fap uses 3-D scanned body parts from the winners of a “Vaginal Beauty Contest,” so you can fuck realistically rendered “genital beauty queens.”

And if getting your pick of three different orifices isn’t enough, you can also control your level of suction within each one. So far, Sloan is crowdfunding the 3Fap and has raised only a couple hundred of his $40,000 goal. But he assures you, with the 3Fap you can experience three different textures every time you “Fap”: the butt is “tight and smooth,” the pussy is “ribbed,” and the mouth is “a zig-zag pattern.” In short, this guy wants to make “Fapping fun again”—whatever that means.

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Here’s more about the three-in-one male sex toy.

Robot Sex: the Future of Sex?

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It seems that having sex with robots may be in our future. A new report written by futurologist Dr. Ian Pearson claims that sex between robots and humans will be more common than sex between two people by 2050. According to The Daily Beast, Pearson “purports that engaging in virtual sex acts will be as prevalent in 2030 as our engagement with porn today, and that the majority of people will own sex toys that employ an alternate reality in some way come 2035.”

Pearson predicts that eventually humans will adapt to the strangeness of AI lovin’ (i.e, “robophilia”) and begin to form emotional and intimate bonds with robots. He also thinks that technology will play a much bigger role in our bedrooms: “We’ll get technology to let you share experiences, inhabit other people’s bodies, even lock them in place or control them electronically.” In short, the future of sex is looking pretty sexy—especially in the way that robot sex will allow us to experience love and pleasure in safer and stranger ways.

Feel like having some reality-bending experiences yourself? Let’s do the time-warp again!

The Daily Beast’s article can be found here.

Emojis That Mean Dirty Words

sexyemojisEver get a text with an emoji that seems to mean more than the image itself? A dude sends you an emoji of an eggplant (cock) and a chocolate chip cookie (pussy), for instance. Or simply an emoji of a full mailbox (fucking). Well, this handy guide will help you know for sure what those sexually-charged emojis really mean. Here are a few favorites (check out the complete guide from Buzzfeed below).

Cock Emojis

  1. Ear of corn
  2. Peeled banana
  3. Rocket ship
  4. Red lipstick

Balls Emojis

  1. Cluster of grapes
  2. Two mugs of beer
  3. Pig’s snout

Ass Emojis

  1. Peach
  2. Sprinkly donut

Tits Emojis

  1. Two cherries
  2. Camel humps

Pussy Emojis

  1. Strawberry
  2. Slice of cake
  3. Hard candy
  4. Coin purse

Fucking Emojis

  1. Rollercoaster
  2. Blowfish (?)
  3. A bowl of ramen noodles
  4. Slice of pizza

Cumming Emojis

  1. “The Scream”
  2. Fountain overflowing
  3. A whale blowing water out of its spout

In the mood for a little fireworks, shooting star, happy face, tango emoji? We are always down for some trumpet-blowing, factory-smoke fun!

As promised: Buzzfeed‘s full guide.