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Man With a Slide Fetish Gets Banned From Playgrounds

Just when you think you’ve heard of every strange fetish, some kinkster winds up in the news with a fresh bizarre and outlandish headline. This week’s: a man with a slide fetish defiling public playgrounds! Yes, England has now banned a gent from local playgrounds after he admitted to simulating a sex act on park equipment.

And it wasn’t the first time: he also stripped completely naked and simulated a similar act on a different slide earlier this summer. Apparently, the 46-year-old got caught in the act by observers in a park and was arrested. He’s since pleaded guilty to public indecency, so the court gave him a “criminal behavior order” that bans him from any recreation area with a slide. Poor bloke—he just wanted a little slip n’ slide action!

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Sex Helps You Get Pregnant and Fight a Cold

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sex9Sex seems to be nature’s miracle: it helps head aches, stomach aches, boosts happiness and well-being, and now, according to two new studies, has proven to help women conceive and fight a cold! Newsweek reported on two papers that show sex can boost the immune system and can increase a woman’s chance of getting pregnant even if she’s getting laid during infertile times. So, basically, if you’re trying to have a baby (and hate getting sick), having a lot of sex is your best bet!

This is because the healthy cells that get built up in sexually active women to help them conceive also boosts the immune system, which helps the body fight off infections and illness. Frisky ladies also have more white blood cells and antibodies, helpful for fighting off “bacteria, viruses and other microbes.” In other words, their bodies go into protective mode in case of pregnancy—which is why the ladies who weren’t getting laid did not have the same antibodies as those who were. This finding shows that couples don’t need to wait for peak ovulation times to try and get pregnant—the best course of action is just to go at it as much as possible!

Feeling a bit frisky yourself? We are all about getting laid as often as possible!

Check out more about how sex helps women get pregnant and fight a cold here.

Porn Stars Draw Their Most Memorable Scenes

At Venus, the largest erotic trade fair in the world, Vice asked porn stars to draw their most memorable scenes. And after all the rigamarole of putting on live shows on the various stages and posing for pictures with excited, groping fans, the porn stars were all too happy to oblige. Vice promises that “the end result is a collection of beautiful, original drawings culled straight from the memories of your favorite porn stars.” Here are some of the highlights (check out the illustrations below).

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  1. “Groupie Girl,” by Pussy Kat Pussy Kat’s picture is of an eager groupie girl that she decided to shoot a three-way scene with. Pussy Kat says that she was “totally crazy! Like really wild.” And that she “demanded that Leyluken [Pussy Kat’s friend and scene partner] cum in her face while I squirt in her mouth. So that’s what we did.”
  2. “The Propeller,” by Mia Julia This is an illustration of the time Mia Julia’s co-star decided to “take [her] the other way around.” She says, “all of a sudden, I was upside down, he was holding me by my butt and I gave him a blowjob upside-down. He ate me out a little too.”
  3. “Piss Mishap,” by Jill Diamond In this one, Jill Diamond gets an unexpected surprise right in her face—and we’re not talking about cum! Apparently, her co-star had a medical condition, and accidentally pissed all over her face during a blowjob scene. Whoops!
  4. “The Tree,” by Hümeyre Ophelia Yep, you guessed it: this porn star fucked up in a tree! She admitted that it was “totally crazy” but also good. Talk about becoming closer with nature!

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Check out the porn stars’ illustrations of their most memorable scenes: https://www.vice.com/read/we-got-adult-actors-to-draw-some-of-their-scenes-876

The Secret Life of One Man’s Cock

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_lab_penisHave you ever wondered if your dick has a secret life all its own? And, if so, what types of crazy shenanigans it gets into when you’re not paying attention? Well, one photographer from San Francisco wondered this very thing, and started a strange and wonderful Tumblr called “Things My Dick Does” to investigate (check out the images below). “I’ve always wondered what my dick does in the times he is up before I am,” the photographer writes in his Tumblr’s intro. “He must get so bored waiting for me to wake up. Happens EVERY day. Poor little guy.”

The man—who’s chosen to remain anonymous—told the Huffington Post that the pictures began as humorous sexts and progressed to a series that explored such things as what his “Little Dude” did for Halloween, or while baking a cake, and even making friends with a stuffed hedgehog! In the Halloween picture, his cock is dressed up as a mummy: “So we have been trying on some costumes and he wanted to start off with a classic! “Mummy! Can I go out and…” he jokes. Later, his cock makes a new friend with an adorable hedgehog: “He was a little skeptical at first. But then he warmed up to the idea of having a cuddle buddy. These two are so cute together! Dawwww.”

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And now: the photos of “Things My Dick Does.”

Sex Toy Company ‘Clone-A-Willy’ Wants to Clone Justin Bieber’s Willy

Justin Bieber’s been getting some good press lately: he’s got a new album that people seem to like, favorable media attention for his recent softer persona and, also, some buzz about his allegedly very nice cock! Yes, according to some reliable sources (who refer to his member as “OMG”), he is quite well-endowed. And now all that good press has attracted the attention of sex toy company Clone-A-Willy, who is eager to get Bieber’s cock in one of their notorious molds.

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The company that makes fully functional replicas of people’s sex organs is offering Bieber one million dollars to advertise the product. Clone-A-Willy thinks the business arrangement would be mutually beneficial: Bieber could promote his music, and the company could promote its sexy wares. Clone-A-Willy said in a letter to the star, “Justin Bieber, he’s popular, talented and now as the entire world knows … quite well-endowed. It would surely do wonders to help promote his new album and certainly wouldn’t hurt his ‘dating’ life.” The company is assuring Bieber that they would not put the Bieber sex toy on the market (though they would have a mold of his dick…), but considering how upset he got when naked pictures of him were published, it’s doubtful that he’ll be cloning his willy anytime soon.

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Check out more about Clone-A-Willy’s offer to Justin Bieber.

New Documentary Explores Straight Men’s Attraction to Trans Women

Sex Diaries: Trans Lovers – Geri, Faye, Lorenna, Mark, Andy and Paige. Photograph: Jude Edington/Channel 4There’s a new UK documentary about straight men who prefer trans women called Sex Diaries: Trans Lovers. It offers a fascinating glimpse into a still taboo subject—which director Charlie Russell admitted wasn’t an easy feat, considering his difficulty with finding men to discuss their relationships with trans women. Russell considers in the intro, “Is this a new kind of relationship, one that is neither gay, straight, or bi, but perhaps something entirely different instead?”

What was especially interesting to the director is why these straight-identified men seek out women who have penises. There is no simple answer to that, and the men who were interviewed often didn’t know themselves. One man said that he found transsexual women beautiful; another said he liked that trans women were “easier” to fuck than cisgender women, since they seem to know what men want. Many of the trans women also chimed in on the phenomenon, with one lady saying that “A guy who wants to be with a transsexual obviously wants someone with a dick, so he wants a woman who uses her dick.” Another woman was thrilled that she finally found a nice guy: “All you’ve had is men before treating you like a piece of meat, basically, and it’s not nice.”

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Check out more about the documentary here.

Miley Cyrus and Flaming Lips to Play Show Naked in Front of a Naked Audience

Image Source: Flickr.com/photos/eurritimia/ with censor bar added by NiteFlirtFlaming Lips frontman Wayne Coyne is trying to break the internet with his latest announcement: his band and Miley Cyrus will put on a naked show and require all audience members to be equally naked. Coyne took to Instagram to plug the naked gig—and included an image of a nude Cyrus from her video “Wrecking Ball,” and a picture of the Lips, also nude from their video “Watching the Planets.” The show will have a dual purpose: to plug Cyrus’ next video, “Milky Milky Milk,” and to also just have an excuse for her and the Lips to characteristically let their freak flags fly!

And if playing in the buff wasn’t enough, Coyne also added that “milk (well, white stuff that looks like milk) [will be] spewed everywhere.” Cyrus and the Lips will begin touring in November and December, and will play six theatre and club shows in Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, New York, Philadelphia and Boston. And so far, they haven’t announced which show will be the naked one. Fans will just have to wait patiently till they do—and knowing that crowd, probably in their birthday suits!

Feel like getting a little wild yourself? We’ll show you ours if you show us yours!

Here’s more about the completely naked Flaming Lips/Miley Cyrus show.

Kinky Cop Sentenced For Trying to Lick Woman’s Feet

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_high_heels_sexyA kinky ex-cop in Houston who pulled over a motorist and then asked to lick her feet has been sentenced to one year in jail. According to the court documents, when the 27-year-old former officer found pot on the woman, he told her he had a foot fetish and would let her go if he could lick her feet! Then he gave her the option of just giving him her panties and calling it good.

The woman reportedly decided to go along with the kinky foot fetish option, and took off her boots. But then when she changed her mind—realizing that he did indeed want to actually lick her feet—and said that she’d rather go with the dirty panty option, the kinky cop changed his mind and let her go. He was formally charged with two counts of “official oppression” this week—not to mention all the public humiliation he’s suffered on the internet.

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Check out more about the kinky cop with a foot fetish.

Sexy Dice Fails

sexydiceIf you’ve ever taken a trip to the sex store and considered picking up some sexy dice, it probably didn’t cross your mind that with each roll you could find yourself in some, er, awkward situations. Yes, those fuzzy sex dice are meant to add some friskiness to your bedroom routine, but the possibilities are sometimes uncomfortably endless. Here are 9 hilarious sexy dice fails.

  1. “Rub My Face on the Floor”
    Ouch, that combo would make for some very unsexy rug burns!
  2. “With Clothes On Eat”
    That could get messy—and not in the good way!
  3. “Shower! With Clothes On”
    Hm, that seems more uncomfortable than sexy.
  4. “Quickly Eat”
    That could leave you with a bad stomach ache!
  5. “Suck Ass Passionately”
    That could maybe be fun?
  6. “Shower Repeatedly”
    This might be a little too clean…
  7. “Spank Hair”
    That could hurt!
  8. “Touch Toes”
    Well, at least you’ll get more flexible!
  9. “Lick Bathroom”
    And your bathroom will get super clean!

Up for anything? We have some very sexy combinations right here!

Check out more sexy dice fails here.

Thief Stole Hundreds of Underwear with Home-Made Fishing Rod

Police have finally caught a serial underwear thief in China who was found with 285 used bras and 185 dirty panties in his van. The 32-year-old lingerie thief reportedly used a custom-made tool that resembled a fishing rod to steal hundreds of intimate undergarments. The sheer number amassed was said to be enough to cover half a basketball court!

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The man confessed that he’d been stealing sexy lady things for over a three-year period. He also said that while his hobby started as an illicit fetish, it grew to become a problem over which he had little control. He plans to seek psychological help, but strangely, he is not the first to be caught in China for stealing women’s underwear. There was a man caught just last year for stealing over 2,000 pairs of his neighbors’ lingerie. Must be something (kinky) in the water!

In the mood for a little kink yourself? You don’t need a home-made fishing rod to indulge your fetish!

Here’s more about the serial underwear thief.