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The 10 Most Awkward Sex Confessions

Let’s face it, most of us have an embarrassing sex story. Or if not a story, then at least a moment. Recently, anonymous people from around the web took to Whisper to share their most awkward sex confessions. And as you can imagine, what they have to say is pretty cringeworthy—and hilarious! Here are the 10 most awkward sex confessions.

“The most embarrassing moment of my life was when I accidentally mooed during sex…”
Well, who hasn’t made the occasional animal noise? That just means you’re really enjoying yourself!
“I once held my own hand during sex.”
We all need a little self love every now and again!
“Once when I was having sex with this guy, his parents texted us to be quiet.”
“Dave, this is mom and dad. We’re glad that you have a new friend to play with, but we need you to keep it down. Okay, hun? Dinner’s in 30.”
“My boyfriend moaned his cat’s name during sex.”
This gives new meaning to the expression “feline friend”…
“I once broke somebody’s arm during sex. That was the last time I saw her.”
This is why we have safe words, people!
“Once I had a cold and I made a sound like Chewbacca while I was having sex.”
Chewie needs love, too!
“I answered a phone call from my dad in the middle of sex…”
Was he calling to ask you to keep it down? Cause you didn’t answer his and mom’s text from before?
“My fwb whispered ‘come baby’ in my ear when we were having sex. I just thought of him as a sloth and got creeped out.”
Is that what sloth’s whisper during sex? We’ll never think of sloths in the same way again!
“Once during sex, as I was climaxing, I shouted ‘That’s finger-licking good!’
Kernel Sanders would approve that message!
“One time while having sex with my ex, I read a psychology book out loud so my parents wouldn’t get suspicious.”
Freudian!

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Everything You Wanted To Know About Lesbian Sex But Were Afraid To Ask

Huffpost Gay Voices recently asked real lesbians about real lesbian sex to find out what really goes on under the sheets (“or on top of the kitchen table or in the back seat of an Uber”). Their candid responses help to clarify what’s true about lesbian sex and what’s myth. Here are their answers to the most frequently asked questions about lesbian sex.

What Is ‘Sex’ When It’s Between Two Women?
“Anything we want it to be, honestly. Lesbian sex is about intimacy and pleasure, which is what any kind of sex really should be about.” True enough! Just use your imagination…
Are There Specific Things That All Queer Women Do In Bed?
“Lesbian sex isn’t just about scissoring, strap-ons, or eating pussy. There are an infinite number of ways that queer women have sex and an infinite number ways that queer women define sex.” Again, with a little imagination, the possibilities are infinite!
Do Lesbians Fuck?
“Queer women fuck. We have the hot, sweaty, nasty, delicious sex that has nothing to do with billowing curtains and satin sheets.” That sounds hot!
Do You Miss Cock?
“Fingers are far more agile than a penis and there are a zillion toys out there to help the cause.” Imaginative and resourceful!
Is One of You the ‘Guy’ in Bed?
“A thousand times no. Penetration is not the key to female orgasm. It’s a component. Lesbian sex isn’t an imitation of straight sex, which is a very good thing because studies show lesbians have more orgasms.” You know what they say: lesbians have more fun!
Is One of You Always the Aggressor in Bed?
“The kind of lesbian sex I enjoy the most is the kind I like to call “switch play.” We switch roles depending on our moods and desires.” Sexy!
Do Lesbians Really Enjoy Fisting?
“Fisting is a real thing. And no, if you’re communicating and doing it right, it doesn’t hurt; it’s awesome.” Fisting and lesbians: both awesome!
Do Lesbians Like Ass-play?
“Queer men and straight couples don’t get to have all the fun. Whether it’s a dildo, vibrator, or fingers, lesbian sex can also include the back door.” Girls just want to have fun!

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Morrissey Wins Bad Sex in Fiction Award

It’s that time of year again when the British magazine Literary Review nominates all the worst sex scenes “to draw attention to poorly written, perfunctory or redundant passages of sexual description in modern fiction, and to discourage them.” For the past 23 years, some of the best writers have won the famously humiliating award, including John Updike, Norman Mailer, and Tom Wolfe (who won the Bad Sex in Fiction lifetime achievement award!). And this year, Morrissey can count himself among those prestigious, embarrassed winners.

Morrissey wasn’t the only big name among this year’s nominees: Erica Jong, Richard Bausch, Lauren Groff, George Pelecanos, and Thomas Espedal were all shortlisted (read their excerpts below). But when Morrissey’s book List of the Lost came out a few months ago, it was immediately mocked for its truly awful sexual descriptions, with many critics predicting he’d be a shoo-in for the Bad Sex award. Here’s one scene: “Eliza and Ezra rolled together into one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation …with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it whacked and smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.” Literary Review tweeted this at the awards: “In an ideal world this award would be received by Morrissey. Or someone who publishes Morrissey. Or someone who likes Morrissey.” #BadSex

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Check out more excerpts of Bad Sex in Fiction nominees here: https://www.theguardian.com/books/2015/nov/18/bad-sex-award-2015-the-contenders-in-quotes

People Use Airbnb To Get Laid

Business Insider just published a shocking story explaining how people use Airbnb for more than just a comfortable place to crash. You don’t say! According to the piece, lots of guests and hosts are hooking-up and having one night stands! Since the purpose of Airbnb is to rent a room, sometimes sharing a room or a space leads to more than just the usual cordial banter in the hallway on the way to the bathroom.

One 25-year-old architect who fucked a 36-year-old Brazilian guest said, “I asked if she would want to come to my bedroom. She did and we had amazing sex. Mind-blowing. She tip-toed back up to the other bedroom during the night and nobody noticed. This then continued every night for the rest of the week and we slept together every night.” While these types of hot hook-ups probably aren’t the norm, they do happen, and there’s even a Reddit thread dedicated to the sexy phenomenon. Airbnb also commented on the hook-ups between hosts and guests by saying, “We’re trying to ensure that people feel safe in sharing their space, but guests also feel safe in going to that space. The level of engagement those two people want to have is obviously up to them.” We guess what happens in Airbnb stays in Airbnb!

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Gay Men Ask Lesbians Questions About Sex

In a new Buzzfeed video, gay men are all about getting their strap-ons and clitoris questions answered by real lesbians. And as you can probably imagine, things got really real when the answers got personal. Here are some highlights (watch the video below).

The first question got right down to the brass tacks: “How do you even have sex?!” One lesbian laid it out like this: “Fingers are all you need, like, workin’ that clit.” How informative! Another woman explained how the G-spot works, using “a finger or two or five,” curved upward, to demonstrate where it is located. Next, on to the very important topic of scissoring. “Scissoring is not real,” said one lesbian. To prove this point, she tried to show her skeptical gay pupil why it doesn’t work by attempting to scissor him! The ladies also brought strap-ons to show the gay guys, and even strapped them on a few to really bring the lesson home. “Why do lesbians like strap-ons?” a woman asked. “Because strap-ons are fucking cool!” Well said!

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Check out Buzzfeed’s video of gay men asking lesbians sex questions.

Get to Know SeductiveRed

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How did you begin in the world of adult chat and phone sex?
I had a 25 year long career in the Hospitality Industry. I was in upper level management working close to 70 hours a week leaving little time for myself. I decided to take a break from it to explore my sexuality and the sexuality of others. I’d always had fantasies about lying in my bed talking on the phone with my lover exchanging the most erotic of conversations. I loved the freedom and inhibition we both felt to explore our deepest and darkest fantasies. That’s when I decided to make that fantasy a reality and I’ve never felt more fulfilled and satisfied.

What do you do for fun when not taking phone sex and phone with cam (cam sex) calls on NiteFlirt?
I enjoy being near or in the water more than anything else in life. Living in Florida I spend my spare time at the beaches, rivers, and lakes that surround me. Lying on the beach listening to the waves roll in is my zen. Snorkeling and exploring the beautiful spring fed rivers rejuvenates me. I am also an accomplished chef and enjoy cooking and dining out. Food is fuel but it is also comforting, nourishing, and even erotic at times. I think dining should be an experience of all ones’ senses. I also enjoy a good story and story tellers. I spend my luxury time devouring books of all styles and themes from history to erotica and everything in between.

With all your experience in the world of erotic fantasy and adult chat, what’s your favorite part of sex?
The Mind Fuck! Our mind is our most erogenous organ. When there is that spark of electricity in your brain when you make that connection with someone. When it travels through your body electrifying your endorphins. When there is that building of sexual tension between two minds. Uggh….I’m getting tingles just thinking about it!

Is there anything you do to get yourself in the mood for an erotic fantasy phone sex session?
Getting into a proper headspace is essential for enjoying what I do. I start my day out by showering and grooming. You may not always see me, but I enjoy the process of making myself look pretty not just for my clients but for myself. I put on some slow and sensual music while I dress, put on my make up, and prepare. Just before I log in I enjoy a little visual stimulation as well. My favorite is tumblr. The blogs I follow there give me life and electrify my senses and get my creative juices flowing. Phone sex is “theatre of the mind” therefore having a creative mind and being an excellent story teller is essential. I enjoy porn as well but it leaves little to the imagination sometimes. All I need is an image to get me going…and let my own imagination create something better and more powerful than porn.

What erotic fantasy would you like enacted on YOU?
The fantasy I enjoy most is similiar to what I enjoy doing to others. Being restrained. I love to take a lover and put him/her in a very vulnerable position…naked…exposed…and restrained. There’s an extreme level of heightened anxiety when one agrees to be made helpless in the trust of another. Fighting that initial anxiety brings about a sexual tension and struggle that only one’s mind can overcome and is a beautiful thing. Taking their vulnerability a step further by blindfolding them once again raises that anxiety by removing the sense of sight and amplifying every other sensation. I love to watch how their body responds. From the beads of sweat on their lip, the tiny hairs on their skin at full attention, the pace of their breath,the contraction of muscles from the slightest touch of my fingertip on their sensitive skin, to the spine tingling sensation engulfing them from my whispered words in their ear. Delicious!

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New Art Condoms Make Your Dick the Canvas

Have you ever thought that a piece of art was so amazing, so utterly captivating that you wanted to live inside it? Or, if it was something really special, perhaps a touch erotic, maybe you wanted it to live inside you. Well, thanks to some colorful new condoms, you can now literally have art inside you.

A French start-up called Made in Love has created the world’s first art condom. Now you can have two amazing views while getting your freak on: the hot body of the person in front of you and your colorful dick! Yes, you can transform your sex life into an inspiring work of art. So far, some hip French artists have created exciting love gloves in abstract, brightly psychedelic designs. The condoms are still in the crowd-sourcing stages for now, but they’re promising to bring new meaning to the phrase “art lover.”

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How 3 of Hollywood’s Most Realistic Sex Scenes Were Created

Have you ever wondered how Hollywood’s most famous sex scenes were created to seem so realistic? In films like Lars Von Trier’s Nymphomaniac Vol. I and II, the actors appear to be actually fucking—as in, we see shots of up-close, seemingly unsimulated penetrative sex. So how did the director achieve this level of realism without asking his actors to have actual sex? And how do other films pull off realistic looking sex scenes? To find out, let’s go behind the scenes of 3 famous ones.

Nymphomaniac Vol. IHow did Lars Von Trier create such realistic sex scenes as the one that shows Shia LaBeouf’s cock repeatedly penetrating an actress? His method is three-tiered. His team first shot the actors simulating sex, then shot porn-stars actually having sex, and later digitally-imposed the two images together. “So above the waist it will be the star and below the waist it will be the doubles,” explains the film’s producer. They also used a prosthetic cock for a very realistic looking blowjob scene.
Blue is the Warmest ColorIf you’ve seen this film, you must have wondered how they pulled off the epic seven-minute sex scene that includes scissoring, slapping, writhing, and manual and oral stimulation. During the intense 10 day sex scene shoot, the actors were asked to get naked and wear prosthetic vaginas. “We had fake pussies that were molds of our real pussies,” said one of the actors. “It was weird to have a fake mold of your pussy and then put it over your real one.” But it sure looked good!
Monster’s BallArguably one of the best sex scenes in film history has a butt-naked Halle Berry famously shouting “Make me feel good!” So how’d they pull off the realistic looking sex? The answer’s simple: excellent acting. “I would only do it if Billy Bob agreed to be as naked as I was,” said Berry. Billy Bob Thornton later claimed that the notorious sex scene was the reason his relationship ended with then girlfriend Angelina Jolie.

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Check out more about how Hollywood’s most famous sex scenes were created here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/03/24/how-hollywood-s-most-realistic-sex-scenes-were-made-don-t-look-now-to-.html

Miss Universe Dumps Tim Tebow Because He Won’t Fuck

Olivia Culpo, former winner of Miss USA and Miss Universe pageants, reportedly dumped Tim Tebow because he refused to fuck her. Tebow is committed to a chastity pledge that requires him to abstain from any sort of hanky-panky until marriage. Sources say that Tebow was completely smitten with Culpo, and would send her “love letters and cute notes professing his love for her.” But unfortunately, a cute note does not an orgasm make, and eventually, Culpo got tired of all the cold showers and long runs.

Once Culpo realized Tebow was not going to budge from his strict no fucking pledge, she had to bail because, as an anonymous source explained in The New York Daily Mail, “she just couldn’t handle it.” Culpo probably thought she could change Tebow’s mind because she was successful in taking the V-card of another well-known purity pledger: Nick Jonas. Her ex wore a purity ring when they first started dating, but after a year, the ring was off and his virginity was a thing of the past. He was even upfront about boning Culpo: when Wendy Williams asked him about it, he responded, “As I said, I’m an adult in all ways.”

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Gay Actor Promises ‘The Most Intense Sex Scene’ in ‘Looking’ Finale

A photo posted by Looking (@lookinghbo) on Jan 9, 2015 at 8:41am PST

For a show that’s about gay men and sex, there’s no better way to go out than with a literal bang. Jonathan Groff, star of HBO’s acclaimed show “Looking,” just revealed that the finale of the show’s wrap-up movie is going to feature a very steamy sex scene. “There’s a lot of sex,” Groff said in an interview. “I don’t want to say who it was with, but I just shot the most intense sex scene I’ve ever done.”

Groff also talked about how the show is groundbreaking for the way it opened people’s minds, especially when it came to gay sex. He was shocked at how a lot of the liberals he knew, including artists in LA and NYC, didn’t know that gay men could have sex while facing each other. “The show illuminated intimacy in sex [between men] without being porny or salacious. Those scenes felt very real and true to life. I was excited to do them,” he said. Despite rave reviews by critics, the show was canceled after only two seasons. But thankfully, you can see the wrap-up movie—with its hot sex scene—early next year.

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Here’s more about the hot gay sex scene in the “Looking” finale here.