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5 Naughtiest Hotels in the World

What better way to prepare for the debauchery that is the holidays than with a get-away to a naughty hotel? That’s right, there are hotels all around the world that cater to all the thrills and excitement you’re seeking on a hot sex-cation. From adult-only facilities to topless pools, these hotels are your best bet for getting on Santa’s naughty list this year!

Liberty Inn, New York City
This place has a vending machine selling sex toys and condoms right in the lobby! The rooms come with six channels of free porn, sexy mood lighting, and provided “exercise pillows”—let’s get physical!
Spice Lanzarote, Canary Islands
This place is adult-only, clothing-optional, and has a huge outdoor jacuzzi with adult-oriented entertainment! It also has a room for private and group sex parties, a spa offering regular and sensual body treatments, and services such as couples’ erotic photo shoots. Oh la la!
Desire Resort & Spa Riviera Maya
This is a couples-only, clothing-optional resort that attracts a wide range of guests: older couples, young nudists, and even swingers! Sex is allowed in some public places such as the outdoor jacuzzi and the Sin Room, and all the rooms have spacious bathrooms and naughty décor, including the Kama Sutra themed room.
Artisan Hotel, Las Vegas
This place is artsy with a kinky twist. Mirrors line the walls and ceilings, as well as a range of eclectic, erotic art. The rooms come equipped with Intimacy Kits, the pool is topless, and porn stars regularly perform karaoke for the guests. The red velvet and black leather furniture, candles, and marble are sure to add to the sexy, naughty vibe for this strictly 21 and over hotel!
Island House, Key West
This hotel for gay men in historic Key West is everything you’d be looking for on your gay-cation. Clothing optional parties at the hopping bar that stays open till 4 am is a great way to meet hot guys looking for a great time. The spa and various rooms all have erotic décor, and guests can explore the island on gay nude sailing trips to nearby reefs, gay snorkeling outings, and trips to secluded beaches.

Want to get into some naughtiness yourself this holiday season? We can make you feel like you’re on a hot, exciting getaway right here!

Check out more of the naughtiest hotels in the world here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/oyster/the-13-naughtiest-hotels_b_8761366.html

A Woman Sent Guys Unsolicited Pussy Pics To See How They’d React

What woman hasn’t received an unsolicited dick pic on a dating site? The answer is none. So to flip the script, a writer from LA decided to send unsolicited pussy pics to guys on Bumble, a new dating app, to see how they would react. And the responses she got are about as you’d expect—totally enthusiastic!

After a brief introduction, she sent the first guy a vagina pic. His response? “Yummy. That for me?” Another guy was so thrilled by the pussy pic, he used emojis to express his excitement! Another guy got very excited, too: “My tongue needs to be there ASAP. You have the most perfect vajaja, I wanna meet her.” This guy thought he’d found love-at-first-vagina-sight: “I would definitely like to lick that. Best girl I’ve matched with on Bumble so far.” Some guys had more subtle reactions: one dude sent a pic back of himself shirtless (come on, dude—obviously you need to send a dick pic!), and even stranger, a different guy sent back a pic of his dog. Sure seems like sending an unsolicited pussy pic will make any guy’s day on a dating site!

In the mood to get a thrilling surprise yourself? You can use more than emojis to express your excitement here!

Check out more about the woman who sent unsolicited pussy pics here: https://distractify.com/humor/2015/11/20/mustafa-watch-me-vijajay

Man With World’s Largest Dick Goes Viral With New Song

Jonah Falcon, the man famous for having the world’s largest dick, is letting it all hang out in his new music video. The 42-year-old with a 9-inch cock (13.5 inches hard!) has already made several documentaries about his member—and has even given advice to well-endowed actor, John Hamm, about how to deal with the attention—and now he’s singing about it. “It’s Too Big” is all about what it’s like to live with a wine-bottle sized dick.

Since its release, the dancey pop song about “the biggest [dick] in history” quickly went viral. And Falcon seems to love the attention: in the video, he wears biker shorts to showcase his giant dick. In everyday life, he says he likes to show off his dick “wearing tight jean shorts, and it would go halfway down my pant leg.” He’s used to people asking him to see his stuff, and he’s usually comfortable just to “whip it out.” And his dick is definitely impressive: “When I’m fully, fully hard, I’m longer than my forearm and bigger than my wrist,” Falcon boasts. Wow, “it’s too big” is no exaggeration!

Looking to get some sexual attention yourself? Come show off your goods right here!

Check out more about the man with the world’s largest dick here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/05/06/it-s-too-big-meet-jonah-falcon-the-man-with-the-world-s-largest-penis.html

BuzzFeed Poll Reveals Some Interesting Facts About Sexting

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_phonesex BuzzFeed’s recent poll asked 100,000 users about their sexting habits, and the results were pretty surprising. BuzzFeed found that only around 53% send nude pics, while the other 47% opt out of the sexy swapping. And for those who are all about putting into action the saying, “show me yours and I’ll show you mine,” the poll found that Snapchat was the second most popular place to send nude pics (besides texting).

Even more interesting, a shocking 88% said they’ve at one time sent an accidental sext to the wrong person! Whoops! BuzzFeed also said, “A little more than a quarter of respondents (27%) said they’ve sent nudes to someone they’ve never even met in real life. And while most people only send nudes to people they’re in a committed relationship with, nearly a quarter have sent nudes to people they’re just hooking up with.” Last, the poll found that most people “recycle” nude pics, meaning they send the same one to multiple people. That’s what we call efficiency!

In the mood to swap a little sexiness? Let’s up those poll numbers starting right now!

Check out more about BuzzFeed’s sexting poll here: https://jezebel.com/buzzfeed-sexting-poll-proves-more-people-should-be-send-1747987714

10 Sexual Christmas Decorations

It’s that time of year when everyone is spreading holiday cheer—and we aren’t talking about songs and presents. What is it about Christmas that brings out people’s naughty side? From humping reindeers, to explicit Mr. and Mrs. Claus ornaments, we’ve got 10 Christmas decorations that prove there’s nothing innocent about stocking stuffers (check out the images below).

XXX Mr. and Mrs. Claus Ornaments
Santa is hanging from the tree in his birthday suit with his hat covering his dick, while Mrs. Claus is naked and holding her big tits! You made the naughty list this year, Santa!
‘Jingle My Bells’ Ugly Sweater
Two jingle bells right over the tits. This ugly sweater is sure to spread holiday cheer!
The Festive X-mas Sock—For Your Cock
The Tuggie is “the fuzzy sock that warms your cock!”
The Blow Job Snow Globe
That snow man sure looks happy getting his “snow job!”
Santa’s Sack Ornament
Instead of the usual red sack—Santa’s actual hairy sack!
Feisty Reindeer and Polar Beer Lawn Ornament
“What says Merry Christmas better than a polar beer rimming a humping reindeer?”
Cock Shaped Christmas Lights
“They’re just bursting with holiday spirit!”
Elf on a Shelf With a Magical Surprise
Cock in a box! Surprise!
XXX Reindeer X-mas Mug
What better way to enjoy hot chocolate than in your favorite humping reindeer holiday mug?
Elf with a Cannon Lawn Ornament
Oh yes, a totally innocent elf shooting a cock-shaped cannon.

Want to get a little naughty this holiday season? We love stocking stuffers and snow jobs here!

Check out more naughty X-mas decorations here: https://distractify.com/humor/2015/12/05/margot-decorations-you-actually-want

Porn Stars Give Guys Oral Sex Tips

Helpful porn stars decided to give some clueless guys a tutorial about how to eat pussy. To help the guys learn the right way to please ladies during foreplay, the porn stars demonstrated how to give really good head on oysters. And as you can imagine, things got very messy, and very weird (check out the video below). Here are some highlights.

First, one porn star demonstrated how to get a lady all revved up by kissing the oyster as if it were the belly, down to the thighs, and so on. Then, a different porn star instructed her student “to lick up and down, and spit on it [here she spits on her oyster]. Get it all nice and wet.” In other questionable advice, a porn star tells her student that he’s “gotta buff it first.” One lady gave excellent advice: “definitely if she says, ‘Don’t stop, keep going,” please don’t stop!” One student asked a very good question [after putting too much tabasco on his oyster]: “if a pussy burns your face, what should you do?” The answer: “run!” Other helpful tips included swirling and using an unpredictable rhythm with the tongue on the clit, and definitely using fingers in addition to giving her clit lots of love and attention. Oh yeah, and definitely don’t squeeze lemon on her pussy!

In the mood for some messy fun yourself? You don’t need a dozen oysters to get a lady to yell, “please don’t stop!”

Check out the video of porn stars teaching guys to eat pussy on oysters here: https://distractify.com/humor/2015/12/10/mustafa-porn-stars-drop-knowledge

The Best Sex Toys to Give as Holiday Gifts

Giving a sex toy to your partner or a close friend is a fun and cheeky way to add new meaning to the usual holiday “stocking stuffer” gift. Sex toys are also the gifts that keep on giving, literally—who wouldn’t want a shiny new toy that will give endless amounts of pleasure? Here are some tips for what to get the tech nerd in your life (wifi controlled vibrator, anyone?) or the newbie to kink (Fifty Shades of Grey themed sex toys!).

OhMyBod Vibrator
This sex toy is perfect for the person who’s always in search of the newest and best technology—and, of course, orgasm! It can be controlled by a phone, sexily connecting partners via wifi.
Chocolate Edible Honey Dusting Powder
If you have a partner who’s a genius in the kitchen, why not bring those talents into the bedroom with this tasty treat? There’s always room for dessert!
Seduction in a Box
Spice up your sex life with this nifty stocking stuffer. It includes a blindfold, massage candle, sexy dice and arousal balm. Thanks, Santa!
Vesper Vibrator Necklace
Do you have a friend who is a sucker for jewelry and getting off? If so, what could be better than a chic necklace that doubles as a vibrator?
Greygasms Devoted BDSM Set
Give the BDSM newbie in your life this awesome gift: it includes furry handcuffs, nipple clamps, and an unassuming-looking gag.
Jimmyjane Afterglow Candle
This scented candle not only sets the mood, but also has function—you can use the wax for an erotic massage!
Wave Rider Cock Rings
Perfect stocking stuffer!
Date Night Card Game
This game will give you both a sexy way to talk about what turns you on. And don’t forget the action cards!

Do you want to be added to the Naughty List this year? Hitch a ride on our magical sleigh and you’re sure to get endless amounts of pleasure!

Check out more great sex toys to give as holiday gifts here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/best-sex-toys-gift-guide_56463eace4b08cda3488b293

Guys Try Tinder For the First Time

“Okay, so it’s left if I’m not interested, right if I am interested, correct?” Well, yeah; that’s pretty much the gist of it. That and the promise of finding hot dates with minimal difficulty. In Buzzfeed’s new video, guys try Tinder for the first time and experience all the quirks of trying to find romance on a dating app. Here are some highlights.

“This person’s kissing another person. I don’t know what that means…” says one confused new-comer. Another guy isn’t sure why a woman is sucking her finger provocatively while eating a croissant, other than that seems cool: “I’m down to eat croissants!” In another sexually suggestive picture, you just see “boobs and there’s like a cigarette hanging out of her mouth.” After scrolling through the seemingly endless selfies, confusing pics of people and their friends (“I have no clue which one you are.”), options to view “Tinder Plus,” (whatever that is) and accidental swipes right, one astute newbie says, “this feels like shopping for people.” Except with more boobs, of course.

In the mood for a hot date? You don’t need to scroll endlessly through sexually suggestive selfies for that—we are always down to eat croissants and swipe right here!

Check out Buzzfeed’s video of guys trying Tinder for the first time: https://chroniclevitae.com/jobs/0000910017-01

7 Sex Mistakes You Didn’t Know You Were Making

Have you ever torn open a condom wrapper with your teeth? Or double-bagged a condom for extra protection? If so, you are like the countless others who’ve made a sex mistake without realizing it. Oops! Here are 7 sex mistakes you didn’t know you were making.

Opening the condom wrapper with your teeth
Though you may think this is hot, you should never use sharp objects like your teeth, a knife or scissors to open the condom package. In a study, people who opened the wrapper this way were three times more likely to encounter breakage. Scary not sexy!
Only kissing on the lips
Kissing is sexy, no doubt about it, but did you know that there are 10 other erogenous zones begging to be paid attention to? Better start putting those lips to work!
Forgetting to put lube inside the condom
If you’ve only been putting lube on the outside of the condom, a sexologist has this to say, “Always use [water or silicone-based] lube inside the condom. It prevents breakage and plus, it actually feels so much better for the condom wearer.” Be careful not to use too much, though: the condom could slip off.
Double-bagging it
Using two condoms does not increase your protection; in fact, it increases the risk that the condom will break due to friction.
Not watching your diet
If your libido has been lacking lately, it might be time to check your diet. Nutrient rich foods like blackberries, watermelon, ginger, broccoli, and oysters can help enhance libido and sexual endurance.
Not having sex after the gym
If you usually hit the shower instead of hitting the sheets, you need to change your routine. Science shows that blood flow to your genital area is higher after a workout, which increases sexual function. The increased testosterone also puts you in the mood.
Not having enough sex
“Having sex can improve your sleep cycle, lower your blood pressure, ease stress, burn calories, clear up nasal congestion, fight depression and yes, help you live longer,” says Distractify. Nuff said!

Want to get your blood flowing and enhance your libido? We’ve got something better than oysters right here!

Check out more sex mistakes you didn’t know you were making!

Hilarious Video Shows People Thinking Sex Toys Are ‘Beauty Products’

Have you ever noticed how some sex toys really look like beauty products? There’s the infamous Lipstick Vibrator, but what about the anal probe hair curler? Well, that doesn’t exist, but some unsuspecting people thought it did when they were given sex toys that they were told were “cutting edge beauty products.” And as you can imagine, hilarity ensued. Here are some highlights (watch the video below).

First they were given an anal probe, which one woman tried to put water in to use as a face mister! Some other women thought it was maybe a curling iron…without the heat? Next up, lube. The test subjects immediately began rubbing it on their hands: “it is soothing. Oh, my hands look beautiful!” Then it was time for the Pocket Rocket. One woman started rubbing it on her face like a (facial?) massager: “Oh, that’s kind of amazing.” And when they got the Lipstick Vibrator, you guessed it, they started rubbing it over their lips: “I don’t think I’d give this to a teenager,” one older woman said. “Why? Use your imagination.” Last, they were given a straight up vibrator—and they still didn’t catch on! “The way that they market this, is that you put this nub in your mouth,” said one woman, who was so much more correct than she ever could have imagined!

Want to have some amazing good times yourself? We can soothe all your needs right here!

Check out the video of people thinking sex toys were beauty products here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/candacelowry/people-were-given-sex-toys-thinking-they-were-beauty-product#.ba614xYPBA