7 Gay Porn Memes That’ll Make You Laugh Really, Really Hard

9741737763_d422cd07c8_zWhat is it about gay porn that lends itself so well to hilarious memes? All we can say is that these memes which fuse the everyday with raunchy gay porn will bring you to your knees with laughter. As BuzzFeed says, art cums in many forms.

  1. Trying to open a jar:
    “Fuck, you’re so tight.”
  2. When you show your best friends your dope new tat:
    “Ugh! That’s really good.”
  3. When the vending machine finally accepts your bill:
    “Oh yeah suck it up bitch.”
  4. Me eating a biscuit at Popeyes without a drink:
    “Fuck you’re thick.”
  5. When your mom tells you dinner is ready:
    “I’m coming!”
  6. When you go back home and see your friend’s puppy for the first time in a few months:
    “Fuck, it’s so big.”
  7. Me: Can I get two tacos?
    Taco Bell cashier: “You want it hard or you want it soft?”

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Rare ‘Indiana Jones’ Footage With Barbra Streisand as a Dominatrix Surfaces Online

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Indiana Jones fans have gotten a naughty surprise after a rare video surfaced online. It seems Barbra Streisand put Jones’ famous whip to good use in a scene in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. In the video, Barbra Streisand, dressed in a leather dominatrix outfit, whips Indiana Jones until Carrie Fisher steps in to protect him!

The scene, which was part of a practical joke on star Harrison Ford, was only a rumor until recently. Now the grainy footage, which reportedly existed as part of director Steven Spielberg’s private blooper reel, has finally been leaked online. Hollywood Reporter says, “The scene features Streisand, who showed up unexpectedly on the Temple of Doom set one day in 1983, torturing Ford for Hanover Street and ‘for all the money you’re going to make on Return of the Jedi.’ Fisher then appears, quoting her Jedi line, ‘Someone who needs you!'”

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Check out more about an Indiana Jones scene featuring Barbra Streisand as a dominatrix: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/rare-indiana-jones-footage-barbra-232218

Dennis Hof Elected To Nevada State Assembly Even Though He’s Dead

wtf-1780728_640Brothel owner Dennis Hof recently won the election for the Nevada State Assembly—even though he’s dead. The famous pimp turned Trump-inspired Republican candidate owned multiple brothels in Nevada, including Cat House, which became an HBO late-night series. Hof, who called himself the “Trump of Pahrump,” was found dead the morning after his birthday party by porn star Ron Jeremy, a close friend.

By the time he was confirmed deceased, it was too late to take his name off the ballot. The Republican candidate was highly inspired by President Donald Trump, and decided to change his career from “brothel owner” to “political candidate”. The county commissioners will appoint someone who is in the same party as Hof to fill the seat.

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Check out more about deceased Dennis Hof winning the Nevada State Assembly: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/alexislevinson/dennis-hof-midterm-elections-pimp

The Wild Gay Orgy Where Strangers Fuck With Bags Over Their Heads

hung-like-horseWelcome to the Fickstutenmarkt, aka, the “Horse Fair”, a sex party where attendees enter as either a stallion (top) or mare (bottom). “Mares arrive 30 minutes early, check their clothes and are led to the ‘stable’ after being blindfolded. Stallions then arrive and have their pick of available holes,” Vice reports.

The German orgy has grown increasingly popular in Europe. The name of the game is anonymous sex, where bottoms stand around with their hands on the wall and their asses in the air waiting to get fucked by strangers. Unlike most sex parties, Fickstutenmarkt has rules that set it apart, like no kissing, no sucking, and definitely no cuddling. But other than that, what happens at the Horse Fair stays at the Horse Fair.

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Check out more about the Horse Fair: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/d3k33m/the-party-where-strangers-bang-with-bags-over-their-heads

5 Surprising Foods That Will Increase Your Sex Drive

Image Source: Flickr.com | WillVisionIt seems one of the best ways to get your libido going could be right on your dinner plate. Everyone knows good nutrition has been linked to healthy libido, but now scientific studies have uncovered a list of tasty treats that contribute to an increasing sex drive. Here are 5 of the lesser known foods you should snack on to leave you feeling ready for action all day long.

  1. Walnuts
    According to nutritionists, both walnuts and pistachios recharge the libido and enhance sexual appetite. Not only do they increase estrogen levels for women, but they also contain amino acid L-arginine, which helps men to maintain erections.
  2. Berries
    Fitness Magazine says the secret to both enhanced libido and sexual endurance lies in the seeds found in blackberries, raspberries and strawberries. Berries contain zinc, which is essential for sexual drive. Zinc is also good for increased testosterone and sperm, and rock-hard erections.
  3. Broccoli
    Broccoli contains high quantities of vitamin C, which aids in overall circulation, improved blood flow and is particularly associated with heightened female libido. Yum!
  4. Ginger
    Since ginger is spicy, it gets the blood flowing to all the right places!
  5. Eggs
    The Times of India reported eating eggs daily contributes to healthy erections. Daily Mail adds, “Eggs contain L-arginine which helps to alleviate erectile dysfunction, as well as high levels of vitamins B5 and B6 which balance hormone levels in women.”

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Check out more about surprising foods that increase your sex drive: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6248339/The-five-surprising-foods-guaranteed-ramp-sex-life-snacks-avoid.html

Rapper’s Video Has First Lady Look-Alike Stripping for Him in the Oval Office

SexyvictoriaX02Rapper T.I. released a 1-minute video teasing his new album, which features a Melania Trump look-alike stripping for the rapper in a makeshift Oval Office. T.I. tweeted the promo with a caption for the president: “Dear 45, I ain’t Kanye.” The video starts with a newscaster’s voice saying, “Melania Trump did not go with the president to Mar-a-Lago this weekend, which has a lot of people wondering … ” and then cuts to T.I. watching from the Oval Office as Trump’s helicopter disappears.

The Melania look-alike enters wearing the infamous “I Really Don’t Care, Do U?” jacket, which she abruptly throws off as she begins to dance naked around the Oval Office. She strips on the president’s desk right in front of T.I. while he sits in the president’s chair, and later they deface a portrait of her husband. Melania Trump’s office has angrily responded, but the video is still circulating and gaining lots of popularity online.

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Check out more about rapper T.I.’s video of Melania Trump stripping for him at the White House: https://slate.com/culture/2018/10/melania-trump-ti-boycott-stripper-video-trump.html

Jon Hamm Eats Bull Penis Instead of Talking About His Bull Penis

17052634_81459f773e_z (1)On a recent episode of The Late Late Show, host James Corden had one very big question for Jon Hamm. During a lively game of “Spill Your Guts,” where celebrities (and Corden) are asked invasive questions, Corden wanted to know just how big his well-endowed guest really is. Should Hamm choose not to answer, he’d be forced to eat something disgusting, like chili cheese dog shakes, bird saliva and tarantulas.

“Show me with your hands how big the Hammaconda really is,” Corden says. He adds that his mom is in the audience and she only attended because she wanted to know “how big the Hammaconda is.” Well, Hamm decided not to answer how big his famous schlong is—and so he eats a dick instead. We hear bull dick is a delicacy in some parts of the world!

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Check out more about James Corden asking about Jon Hamm’s giant dick: https://jezebel.com/jon-hamm-eats-bull-penis-instead-of-talking-about-his-b-1829788576

Marilyn Manson Is Selling Dildos With His Face on Them

the-fire-extinguisher-costumeMarilyn Manson is giving fans a special treat for Halloween. You can now purchase an 8″ dildo with Manson’s face on it. The “double cross” dildo features the artist’s name engraved on the side, and “environmentally safe” gothic paint on Manson’s face.

“I guess this is…Halloween. #dickortreat,” he wrote on Twitter. While a Manson dildo might seem unique, metal bands have been selling sex toys in their likenesses for years. Swedish metal band Ghost B.C. offered a box set including a bronze butt plug and silicone dildo shaped like their lead singer. Rammstein also presented their own box set featuring not one, but six dildos, each one inspired by a different member of the band. Happy Halloween!

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Check out more about a new 8″ dildo with Marilyn Manson’s face on it: https://pitchfork.com/news/marilyn-manson-is-selling-dildos-with-his-face-on-them/

Sex Doll Rental Company Recreates Your Dead Lover

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There’s a sex doll rental company offering some comfort for the bereaved—literally. Sex Doll Official offers premium sex dolls to purchase, rent, or customize to your heart’s desire, including replicas for customers’ dead partners. The owner says, “We have a lot of people approach us who have dolls made that resemble a partner they have lost. It can be very beneficial for them and helps them keep a piece of their loved one, it provides them with comfort.”

Obviously, Twitter is having a field day with the creepy idea: “Well the part about this that bothers me is that it says ‘RENTAL company.’ So you don’t get to KEEP your dead lover sex doll?” one person said. Another quipped, “Good things to rent include power tools, video games, boats, and apartments. Bad things to rent include plastic molds of your dead wife that you ejaculate into.” This is the creepiest non-Halloween thing we’ve ever seen!

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Check out more about a sex doll rental company that can replicate customers’ dead lovers: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/replica-sex-doll-rental-company-dead-partner-twitter/

It’s Good to Have Sex With Your Ex, Study Says

white-1822497_640It turns out a lot of people are fucking their ex—and it’s not necessarily a bad thing. Contrary to popular opinion, having sex with your ex won’t stop you from getting closure. A new study found that, far from harmful, having sex with an ex may even help people heal faster from breakups.

“The study found that most participants got down and dirty with their exes, but the act did not influence how they felt about the relationship,” reports NY Post. In fact, the study also found that those who fucked their ex actually felt more positive about their lives. “The fact that sex with an ex is found to be most eagerly pursued by those having difficulty moving on, suggests that we should perhaps instead more critically evaluate people’s motivations behind pursuing sex with an ex,” said the study’s author and lead researcher.

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Check out more about a study that found that it’s actually good to have sex with your ex:https://nypost.com/2018/10/19/go-ahead-have-hate-sex-with-your-ex/