Brazil’s Miss BumBum is Bigger and Better Than Ever

The extremely exciting Miss BumBum Pageant has crowned a new winner. The cheeky contest, which ain’t about personality and grace, has one singular aim: to find the absolute best bottom in Brazil. And now, a 26-year old fitness model, Suzy Cortez, beat out the curvaceous competition to take her place among Miss BumBum’s coveted victors.

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“To get to this exalted place in Brazilian culture, Cortez had to work her gluteus to the maximus,” reports the Huffington Post. Cortez, who said she was “training” for months, beat out 500 other girls, all with very impressive assets. Brazil certainly takes its backsides seriously: some women insure their butts in case of injury. And this year, the contest took measures to ensure none of the women had ass-implants (a runner-up in a previous year almost died because from an implant infection). Last year’s Miss BumBum Indianara Carvalho explains the honor is very important to Brazilian culture because the title “represents all Brazilian women.” Those Brazilian women “like big butts and [they] cannot lie!”

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Check out more about the new Miss BumBum here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/and-miss-bumbum-2015-is-suzi-cortez_us_564234c3e4b0411d3072b68d

Get to Know PinkPussyPaige

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What is your favorite part of being a Flirt on NiteFlirt?
My favorite part of being a Flirt is getting invited into someone’s sexual world. It’s one thing to watch porn but it’s quite another to get into the deep dark secrets of callers. I love knowing what other people want. I love creating entire fantasies that only my caller and I are a part of. It’s like escaping the reality of my four walls and entering my caller’s mind. And his mind varies from high heels and tough whips to sensual vanilla sex and pillowtalk. I love the freedom to be who I want and say what I want. Sex with whoever, wherever, and whenever. I love talking about my fantasies and being able to create my very own porno right over the phone. It’s the most exciting thing I’ve ever done. And I always need a cold shower afterwards haha!

PinkPussyPaige01What do you do for fun when not taking phone sex and phone cam (cam sex) calls on NiteFlirt?
When I’m not taking calls or working one of the million other jobs I have, I’m watching a crap ton of TV: Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Sons of Anarchy (though the show is over now), Reign, catching up on American Horror Story… Netflix is my best friend when I’m home alone. I also like going to the movies and watching whatever is new in theaters. I love Dave & Buster’s (I’m a super badass at the race car driving games) and I enjoy writing (erotica, no surprise there). I hang out with friends and sometimes I go clubbing or to hookah bars. When I get a bit horny, I watch some of my favorite porn or go sex-toy shopping online.

Is there anything you do to get yourself in the mood for an erotic fantasy phone sex session?
Yes! One of things I do is I put on something sexy. There’s nothing that puts me in the mood more than looking at myself in the mirror and imagining what a man would say about my outfit. I love it when callers ask what I’m wearing because I’m proud to say that I’m actually wearing what I describe. I also watch a little bit of porn to get myself in the mood for phone sex. I usually like to watch something I haven’t seen before because I like the freshness and thrill of not knowing what’s going to happen. Another thing I do to get myself ready for erotic phone chats is reading. LOL nerdy right? But not really — I usually read a couple stories from literotica.com or sex compilation books that I picked up from the bookstore. Reading the stories turn me on just as much (or maybe more) than watching porn. When you read a story, you’re free to picture what you want. You can create whoever you want in your mind based off of the little bits of detail the writer provides. There’s more freedom in reading. The images just unfold in my mind. It reminds me of what I do over the phone, using my words to describe a hot scene. It turns me on when I hear my callers stroking their cocks and then exploding to my words. It turns me on so much that I cum with them almost every time. I love it!

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If you were some erotic sexy food, what would you be?
I would definitely be a strawberry. Best if you suck it first; juicy on the inside; one strawberry is never enough, you always need more; delicious. I would no doubt be a strawberry. I especially love eating them with whipped cream (as cliché as it sounds). I usually put the whipped cream at the bottom half of the strawberry, purse my lips, and push the tip of the strawberry into the small opening of my mouth. I like when the whipped cream spreads against my lips and I have to lick it off. It doesn’t get any more erotic than that. I’m getting wet just thinking about it LOL.

What erotic fantasy would you like enacted on YOU?
The erotic fantasy I would definitely like enacted on me is to meet a stranger in a crowded train and have him press against me and whisper in my ear. Public sex is so hot and I fantasize about it all the time. I have the whole scenario and backstory of me and a stranger on the train; the scene just sits impatiently in my mind. I would love if someone would call so I can share the whole story. I’m sure it would turn us both on. I want to save the nitty gritty details for a lucky caller!

PinkPussyPaige02But another erotic fantasy I would also like enacted on me is a simple one: I want to be blindfolded, a silk scarf tied around my mouth, and I don’t want to be able to see or speak. I want to be taken into his world and have him do whatever he wants. I don’t want to have any say. I want to be whoever he wants me to be. I want to completely lose myself in his words. I don’t want any control. I want to be used. Not necessarily abused and definitely not humiliated but I absolutely want to be fucked. I want someone with an imagination as wild as my own. I would have wet dreams about that fantasy 😉

The Best Couples Are Good at Two Things: Fucking and Talking About Fucking

Image Source: Flickr.com |me and the sysopA large scale study of sexual satisfaction and overall happiness in long-term relationships found that the happiest couples are the ones who are fucking and talking about fucking. “Couples who are more satisfied are driven to have sex more often, which gives them more satisfaction and leads to more frequency,” said the study’s lead author. The study, which will be published in the Journal of Sex Research, also found that the happiest couples use a variety of different sex moves, and give each other head and orgasms.

Both men and women said that communication really is key. According to the study, what makes satisfied men and women the happiest is when “they praise their partner for something they did in bed; are asked by their partner for something they want; ask for something they want from their partner; talk on the phone or email with their partner during the day to tease about something they want; ask for feedback on how something felt.” Both sexes also felt that some essential, sexy things for keeping the spark alive were sexy lingerie, erotic massages, taking a shower together, and talking about or acting out fantasies. Sounds like the perfect recipe for happiness to us!

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Check out more about the sex lives of sexually satisfied couples here: https://jezebel.com/lasting-couples-are-super-great-at-two-things-talking-1758944975

Couple’s Kinky Night in Handcuffs Leads to Arrest

Image Source: Flickr.com | robertobosiWe’d be willing to bet that probably every couples‘ worst fear when they break out the handcuffs for some fetish-play is losing the key. But, as it turns out, it could actually be much worse—imagine losing the key, needing to call the cops for help, and then getting arrested and put in actual, non-kinky handcuffs! That’s exactly what happened to one poor kinkster.

According to police, an Arkansas man’s fun night of using sex-cuffs ended in the pair being replaced by another used for the man’s arrest. The man needed to call the cops to remove a pair of handcuffs he’d been using with his wife the night before while “doing some ‘kinky’ things,” the official report stated. But when the police officer did a routine search of the man in the police database, an outstanding warrant for his arrest came up. And so the handcuffs went back on, but this time the experience was probably a lot less thrilling. Even the arresting officer felt sympathy for the man: “I sort of wish the guy had invested in an extra handcuff key,” he said.

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Check out more about how a couple’s kinky night in handcuffs led to an arrest: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/handcuffs-arkansas-kinky-police_us_56bedc17e4b0c3c5505190ee

Hookers For Hilary

Image Source: HookersForHillary on FacebookDennis Hof, owner of the Las Vegas brothel the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, is turning his attention away from sex work and toward a more main stream subject: the 2016 presidential election. Hof and the ladies who work at the Bunny Ranch decided they wanted to throw their support to Hilary Clinton, a candidate who’s championing women’s rights as part of her campaign. And they decided there’s no better way to bring attention to Clinton than by caucusing with sexy, skin-tight red, white, and blue negligees and stilettos!

Hof is no stranger to getting involved in politics—in 2008 and 2012 he caucused for Libertarian candidate Ron Paul with “Pimpin’ For Paul.” He believes strongly in the importance of elections and politics, and is adamant about the Bunny Ranch’s women voting in the upcoming election. While not everyone is for Clinton (including Hof, who is torn between her and Donald Trump), Hof believes it’s a great way to get people interested in politics and give the Bunny Ranch some free PR: “[Hookers for Hillary] is a great way to get, not only the Bunny Ranch’s name out there, but to get more support for Hillary… Hopefully maybe people who were not really [political] followers before kind of looked into it and went, ‘Wow, this is big! What’s going on?’” God bless America!

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Check out more about Hookers for Hilary here: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/feb/15/hookers-for-hillary-clinton-nevada-caucuses-bernie-sanders-moonlite-bunny-ranch

The Most Outrageous Sex Toys

Image Source: Blewit.comWhile Valentine’s Day might be over, there’s no reason you still can’t get your belated kink on! Any time is a good time for sex toys, whether you’re looking for ways to spice things up in the bedroom or something a bit more edgy. Here are some of the most outrageous sex toys to put your next fuck-fest truly over the top.

  1. TAZapper
    This sex toy gives off a 9-volt jolt depending on which body part it touches. It’s sure to make your sex life that much more electrifying!
  2. X2 Orgasmatron
    “The manufacturer claims the vibrator uses basic physics to ensure the buzzing not only hits the tip of the clitoris but also nerve endings inside the body,” reports the Huffington Post.
  3. Sasha Grey Deep Throat Pocket Pal 
    This is probably the closest you’ll come to getting head from porn star Sasha Grey. The sex toy creates a natural suction effect and is “molded directly from her pouty lips and tongue.”
  4. My Diletto
    This is basically a rowing machine with a dildo attached, so you can work out while getting off!
  5. Fetish Fantasy Web Restraint
    Who wouldn’t want to turn their bed into a “fantasy bondage sex web of seduction”? With this, you can be like a captive insect caught in a spider’s web, with your hands and feet completely restrained.
  6. The Face Fuck
    For those advanced kinksters who want to add something new to their BDSM sessions, this is a mouth gag AND a dildo!
  7. G-Spot Touch Finger Vibe
    This sex toy turns your middle finger into a vibrator, and its enlarged size makes it easy to hit that oh so magical G-Spot.
  8. Auto Banger
    Picture a nailgun with a dildo attached—it’s perfect for getting screwed!
  9. SlapHappy
    This amazing device bills itself as the “Swiss Army Knife of Sex Toys,” and for good reason: it can contort into several different shapes to get you off in various sexual positions.

Looking to add some spice to your life? We can electricity you in the most outrageous ways here!

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Republican ‘Porn Star’ Pulled From Ted Cruz Ad

republicanelephantIt seems Ted Cruz doesn’t care about the Republican porn vote. His campaign recently removed a new ad after news sources like Buzzfeed called it out for including a porn actress. The adult entertainer, Amy Lindsay, has mostly starred in soft-core porn films like Animal LustCo-Ed Confidential, and Carnal Wishes, as well as non-porn work such as an episode of Star Trek: Voyager. But that didn’t stop the conservative Texas senator from pulling the ad.

A Cruz spokesman told BuzzFeed that Lindsay was “unfortunately… not vetted by the production company,” and “had the campaign known of her full filmography, we obviously would not have let her appear in the ad.” The actress identifies as a Christian and Republican, and before she found out what happened, she said that it was “cool” that Cruz would be okay including an actress who did soft-core porn in his ad. Later, she vented her frustration on Twitter, saying: “Extremely disappointed the #TedCruz campaign pulled the national television spot I had a role in…#moretocome #myvotecounts” While Lindsay is somewhat of an outlier in the porn world since most adult entertainers are liberal, there are others (including Dick Chibbles who played Donald Trump in a porn parody and actually supports the GOP candidate in real life) who are likely to cast their vote elsewhere.

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Check out more about the Republican “porn star” in a pulled Ted Cruz ad here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/02/12/republican-porn-star-spurned-by-ted-cruz-hey-i-m-fighting-back.html

One Woman’s Adventures in Pegging

One woman made it her mission to become a pegging expert, but before she bought her first strap-on, she wanted to learn everything she could about ass-play and the male G-spot. According to experts, pegging is not an uncommon practice, and if it weren’t for the social stigma, a lot more guys would embrace it. This is because men, like women, also have a G-spot, except theirs is located inside the prostate. Armed with this knowledge, the woman practiced finding the G-spot with her fingers.

After learning her way around the prostate with several guys, she felt ready to move on to pegging. She bought a harness and a small dildo, and described the experience with her boyfriend like this: “This guy who had been fucking me was now on his back with his legs up around his ears. I was sitting back on my heels with my thighs outside his hips, rocking my hips back and forth in little humping movements.” When he came, her mind was blown: “I hadn’t come, but watching him come felt just as amazing for me. I had put on a dick, fucked a guy’s butt for the first time, and now he was lying before me in a puddle of melted bliss.” Now she’s happy to say that she’s experienced in pegging, and finds the sex fun and literally stimulating to be the one who’s giving instead of receiving.

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Check out more about one woman’s experiences with pegging here: https://www.bustle.com/articles/135261-ive-tried-pegging-with-my-male-sex-partners-and-this-is-exactly-what-it-looked-and

Men Try to Find the G-Spot

Alright, guys, you’ve heard of the G-spot, but do you know how to find the G-spot? Buzzfeed wanted an answer, so they made a new video asking guys to find the mythical G-spot. And as you can imagine, hilarity ensued. Here are some of the highlights (watch the video below).

First, the guys were shown a picture of the female reproductive system, and not surprisingly, many of them admitted that they really did not know what they were looking at. One guy, in his confusion, answered: “This is beautiful. It’s beauty.” When asked if they knew what the G-spot is, most correctly understood that “it’s this extra sensitive place,” and “lots of good times rollin’ when you get to the G-spot!” But when asked where it is, they didn’t have a clue: “This tunnel or this…?” One guy closed his eyes and pointed to a random spot on the image. Thankfully, they at least knew how to stimulate the G-spot—well, for the most part: “with a penis?” answered one guy. “Fingers, tongue, penis….toe,” said another. Alright, guys, time to head back to Sex Ed!

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Check out Buzzfeed’s video “Men Try To Find The G-Spot” here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliapugachevsky/men-try-to-find-the-g-spot#.bsQlwBp2rK

This Dildo Helps Lesbians to Conceive the Sexy Way

Finally, there’s a sex toy dedicated to putting the fun back into conception for lesbian couples. The Semenette is the first ever inseminating sex toy—now with a strap-on option—that has a functional and pleasurable purpose. “It brings pleasure to something that may be stressful,” says the sex toy’s creator. She and her partner were tired of the unsexy, “turkey baster” method that made getting pregnant a perpetual struggle. The device is basically a dildo with a pump at the end of a suction tube that can be squeezed to release the donated sperm.

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The creators of the Semenette, or POP, offer a variety of brightly colored inseminating dildos to add a bit of playfulness and fun to the experience. And as the makers of POP explain, pleasure is the key: “the orgasmic process is integral to success in getting pregnant.” It’s also more than just a same-sex fertility device; lately, it’s been gaining traction among men in the fetish and kink-play community, especially among the disabled. And it has a wide appeal to female-to-male transgender customers. Who knew a cumming dildo could help so many different kinds of people?

Looking to have a fun, pleasurable experience? We are all about the ‘orgasmic process’ here!

Check out more about the dildo that helps lesbians get pregnant the sexy way here: https://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/jan/23/sex-toy-dildo-womens-health-conception-she-convention