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Women Try Female Condoms For the First Time

For most women, the female condom is a mysterious and often scary form of contraception. It’s huge, has two rings at either ends, and can only be described as slimy. For this reason, Buzzfeed made a new video asking women to try the intimidating female condom for the first time. Here’s what they said (check out the hilarious video below).

When the women first opened the package, one remarked that it looked “like an elephant condom.” They also immediately noticed how well lubricated the female condom is: “very slimy.” Then, they tried inserting it, pinching the smaller end with the index fingers and sliding it inside. And as you can imagine, not all of the responses were positive: “it feels like a trash can bag inside of my pussy,” said one woman. Another woman had trouble with hers “popping back out.” Insertion hassles aside, what was sex like with a female condom? The reviews weren’t exactly glowing—“sort of felt like a Ziploc bag,” said one woman. A few said that the guys they were with liked it, but as one woman explained, most women probably wouldn’t be thrilled about using the female condom unless “you’re doing a double dick.”

In the mood to try something new? We can promise positive results here!

Check out the video of women trying female condoms for the first time here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliapugachevsky/women-try-female-condoms-for-the-first-time#.tyYr1xG8WM

Men in Cuba Are Putting Pearls in Their Dicks To Become Better Lovers

In the latest baffling sex trend, men in Cuba are surgically inserting pearls into their cocks to become better lovers. In Cuba, sexual prowess is everything, which is why men go to dangerous lengths to enhance themselves downstairs. The pearl, which is a tiny ball made of plastic, is slipped in under the skin of the penis through a small incision. According to Cuban myth, “women who feel the pearl go mad with pleasure.”

Unfortunately, the surgery is not often performed with proper sanitary measures, and many of the men become infected and need to have the pearl removed because of complications, such as tetanus, balanitis, and gangrene. But what’s even more shocking than the riskiness involved is the fact that the pearl doesn’t actually make sex more pleasurable for women. Dr. Almudena López, a sex therapist in Cuba, told Vice that “for it to really stimulate the clitoris, the pearl should be placed at the very base of the penis, which never happens. As for the G-spot, that’s something you can easily reach with a finger, but it’s much more complicated to reach directly with the penis.” We think it’s fair to say that these guys might consider giving the pearl to the sexy lady in their lives with a ring or necklace—instead of with their cocks!

Want to enhance your sex life the natural way? You don’t need pearls to make the ladies around here go mad with pleasure!

Check out more about “the pearl” here: https://distractify.com/sex-relationships/2016/03/09/pearl-enhancements

Bisexual Women Discuss Whether Men or Women are Better in Bed

In case you’ve ever wondered who bisexual women prefer in the bedroom—men or women—we’ve got good news for you. A new Youtube video asked bisexual women to discuss their sexual preferences with men and women, and their answers were pretty enlightening. Here’s what they said (check out the video below).

Women make better sex noises
Women are more “sexually expressive” in bed, while “guys kind of get that deep throat-y thing.”
You can always get the perfect cock size…with a dildo
But at the same time, it’s easier to fuck a guy: “when you’re gonna get it on, you don’t have to get all the equipment like lesbians do. You don’t have to be like, ‘hold on, gotta get the strap on.’ It’s easy, like wam bam!”
Women are better at fingering
“Women know how to finger-fuck WAY better than any guy!”
Women let men ask them out, but women have no problem asking other women out
“Guys are sort of intimidated by confident women. So you kind of take the back seat and let them approach you. But I feel like with females, I don’t have any problem approaching them at all.”
Both sexes are good at giving head
“I think both sexes are good in different ways.”

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Check out the video of bisexual women discussing men and women in bed here: https://distractify.com/sex-relationships/2016/02/28/aimee-bisexuals-decide-once-and-for-all-if-men-or-women-are-better-at-sex

This Artist is Bringing Psychedelic Sex to Instagram

From far away, Bay Area artist Alphachanneling’s work looks like an innocuous jungle of psychedelic shapes and colors. But when you look closer, you see the erotic, sensual images teeming within. Although the artist’s style is almost like what you’d see in a children’s book, his images are anything but innocent: a couple sixty-nining; a woman straddling her lover’s face; a man pleasuring a giant flower (check out the images below).

The dream-like, psychedelic images seem to come straight from the artist’s subconscious. In his drawing which he titled “lovers cumming hard,” a man and a woman are shown fucking amongst bright flowers, their climaxing bodies open as petals. Some of Alphachanneling’s influences include indigenous art, Robert Crumb’s drawings, BDSM, and Federico Fellini’s dream journals. No wonder, then, that the work depicts fantasies involving mass orgies, cumming in bright bursts of colors and shapes, and so many other lush, erotic natural pleasures.

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Check out the artist’s psychedelic erotic art here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/meet-the-erotic-artist-bringing-psychedelic-sex-to-instagram_us_56d0a21ee4b03260bf76b3ef

Here’s the Most Swiped Professions on Tinder

Tinder’s been gathering some interesting information on their lusty dating app lately. For the last three months, they’ve been culling data about who’s hot and who’s not based on profession. And as you can probably guess, male pilots and female physical therapists are getting the most play. Here’s a breakdown on the most swiped professions on Tinder (check out the full list below).

Not surprisingly, the ladies loved the pilots, entrepreneurs, firefighters, and doctors. A good pilot’s not afraid to take control, while a firefighter definitely knows how to use that hose! For the women, the guys couldn’t get enough of physical therapists, interior designers, entrepreneurs, and PR/Communications. What guy wouldn’t want a woman who knows how to use her hands all night long? Or a PR woman who takes charge and can give good mouth, er, we mean word of mouth?

Looking for a hot date yourself? No need to swipe here—we are always down for some play!

Check out more about the most swiped professions on Tinder here: https://jezebel.com/fantasy-vs-reality-taking-a-look-at-tinders-most-swip-1761716152

The 7 Most Famous Hollywood Merkins

So, you’re probably wondering what a merkin is right about now. For starters a merkin is a very important prop used in Hollywood to, um, enhance an actress…down there. In other words, a merkin is a pubic wig, employed to sidestep prudish Hollywood ratings and to amp up a star’s luxurious bush. Here are the 7 most famous merkins in TV and movies (check out the bush-a-licious images below).

Kate Winslet, The Reader
In her Oscar winning role, Winslet donned an impressive merkin. Though she tried to go all-natural for the role, she said that after “years of waxing…it doesn’t come back quite the way it used to.”
Amy Landecker, A Serious Man
In this 1967 picture, the luscious Landecker wore a pussy wig for her nude sunbathing scene. She felt her bush was not plush enough, and she wanted to go for an “authentic look.”
The bottomless party scene in Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
In this sexy scene, all the girls were required to wear merkins to avoid an NC17 rating. Some of them appear to be taken right from Dennis Rodman’s technicolor head!
The nude extras in The Bank Job
All the hot, nude extras sported merkins in this risque 1971 movie.
Sasha Grey, Entourage
When this pornstar-turned-actress appeared fully nude in an episode of Entourage, the internet went nuts. Although Grey has frequently sported a bush in her XXX roles—unlike most porn stars—she doesn’t usually have that much hair down there!
Patricia Arquette, Human Nature
This actress is no stranger to full-frontal nudity, and yet she’s said that she doesn’t like being naked on screen. For this reason, she made her own merkin out of the random prop hair she found on set, saying, “Look, I’m not going to show my own pubes here!”
Kim Catrall, Sex and the City
In this hilarious episode, Samantha tried to dye her bush, but it came out the wrong color: “I’m Bozo the bush!”

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Check out more about Hollywood’s most famous merkins: https://jezebel.com/5644202/14-famous-merkins-nsfw/

‘Female Viagra’ Results in Just ‘Half of One Satisfying Sexual Encounter a Month’

Today in wah wah wah news, Addyi, the pharmaceutical intended to enhance female desire, is turning out to be less than thrilling. The drug was approved by the FDA last year and was marketed as the first “female viagra,” but so far taking the supposed libido pill is said to result in just “half of one satisfying sexual encounter a month,” according to the New York Times. A study which looked at nearly 6,000 women found that Addyi simply was not effective, especially considering its numerous side effects.

“[Some] public health groups and some other women’s groups contended that the science did not justify its approval. The drug’s effects were modest, they said, and not worth side effects such as sleepiness, dizziness, fatigue, and nausea,” reported the Times. Not only that, but the study was not able to define what “half of one satisfying sexual encounter a month” even meant (half an orgasm? Sex was kinda-sorta okay?). Before this report, consumers were already skeptical about Addyi’s abilities, and sales of the drug have not been robust. We can only guess that this new report is probably going to take the wind out of Addyi’s sails for good, if you know what we mean.

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Check out more about ‘female viagra’s’ disappointing data here: https://jezebel.com/addyi-the-female-viagra-results-in-just-half-of-one-s-1762097106

This is What it Looks Like to Have an Orgasm—as Demonstrated With Clay

In Buzzfeed’s new video, people twist, pull, tug, and generally explode clay to demonstrate what it looks like to have an orgasm. And as you can imagine, the experience (or should we say ‘clay-perience’?) really is different for each person. Here is what it looks like to have an orgasm, as interpreted through clay (check out the video below).

First, many of the people start by molding and “working” the clay: “Get everything, like, warmed up. Foreplay is underrated,” explains one guy. Then a woman starts shaping her clay into a mountain because “you know, you’re sweatin’. But you’re really enjoying the view!” A different guy twists his clay into a big, wound-up mass: “So, you get like wound up a little bit. It’s a lot of contracting and releasing.” And, of course, they all end their orgasm demonstrations with explosions of clay everywhere: “You get to the top of the mountain…and you’re like ‘Oh my god, I made the fireworks show! It’s amazing!’” Let’s get climbin’!

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Check out Buzzfeed’s video that shows people explaining what it’s like to orgasm by using clay: https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliapugachevsky/people-show-what-orgasms-look-like-using-clay#.blgJBxWLYA

The Most Effed Up Sex Injuries

Maybe you’ve seen the show Sex Sent Me to the ER? Well, let’s just say that the injuries on that show are child’s play compared to the sex injury data compiled by the federal Consumer Product Safety Commission. Although the sex injuries make up less than .02% of the 2.3 million reported general injuries, they are still seriously effed up. Here are some of the worst (see more below).

Not surprisingly, most of the injuries occurred from foreign objects “disappearing” into orifices after insertion, according to Vice. Some other unfortunate accidents occurred in the, um, pelvic region. One man made a homemade cock ring from PCVP pipe rings and a ring from a horse halter. Another guy attempted to anally fuck a pencil. And, of course, there were freak accidents during hot fuck-fests: a lady gave herself a head injury when riding a guy so hard that her head lurched into the headboard. And a 19-year-old woman allegedly suffered a dental injury after a sex swing detached from the ceiling and hit her in the mouth. Ouch! The lesson here: Enter At Your Own Risk!

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Check out more of the most effed up sex injuries here: https://distractify.com/sex-relationships/2016/02/18/margot-dont-stick-it-there

Porn Stars Give Couples Sex Advice

Have you ever heard the expression “Fuck like a porn star”? Well, now you actually can, thanks to the helpful advice of a few porn stars! In Buzzfeed’s new video, adult entertainers Paris Kennedy and Tommy Pistol give couples some sage sex advice on how to bust out all the hottest moves in bed (check out the video below). Here are the highlights.

One couple wanted to experiment with fetish-play and BDSM, so Paris Kennedy showed them how to use a belt as a nifty restraining device, as well as how to find the “sweet spot” during spanking. A different couple wanted advice on how to keep going for endurance fuck-fests. The porn stars suggested stopping when it starts to be too much, and then giving her head for a while so the guy can cool down. Tommy Pistol’s best advice was this: “you got to be vocal and clear…and to respond and listen.” After the tutorial, one girlfriend gave this ringing endorsement: “I’m horny now. Let’s go!”

Want to fuck like a porn star? We can hit all your sweet spots!

Check out more about porn stars giving couples sex advice here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/bencoleman2/porn-stars-teach-couples-secret-sex-moves#.dlpyZ79lkz