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Hitler Had a Poo Fetish

According to a top secret spy dossier, the sex life of Adolph Hitler was about as twisted as you’d expect. Wartime studies by a US intelligence agency found the Fuhrer had a fetish for “poo sex.” The evil dictator got off on women standing over him and defecating, and apparently, he was incapable of having vanilla sex.

The intelligence report was later turned into a book called “A Psychological Analysis of Adolph Hitler His Life and Legend,” which looked into Hitler’s personal life to try and get a glimpse inside the demented ruler’s mind. The doctor who investigated his life for the book concluded that Hitler was a “coprophiliac,” someone who gets turned on by poo. The doctor said: “The practice of this perversion represents the lowest depths of degradation.” Other interesting facts: Hitler had a micropenis and just one testicle. He also had a thing for “peasant girls” with big butts: “When they stand in the fields and bend down at their work so that you can see their behinds, that’s what he likes, especially when they’ve got big round ones,” said a Nazi Brown Shirt.

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Check out more about Hitler’s poo fetish here: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/adolf-hitlers-disgusting-sex-fetish-7506488

Pornhub Leprechaun Porn Rises 8,000% on St. Patrick’s Day

Based on last year’s statistics, Pornhub expected its viewers t0 to get lucky this past St. Patrick’s Day—with leprechaun porn! “Pornhub has reported that searches for ‘leprechaun’ porn rose by 8,142% compared to daily averages on March 17, 2015, and the number of people searching for St. Patrick’s Day-related porn went up by 6,000%,” reports Mashable. Pornhub also found the words “luck” and “lucky” dramatically increased on the notoriously rowdy holiday.

Popular searched terms also included “Irish creampie,” “Celtic,” “Irish anal,” and, even stranger, “Green panties.” According to Pornhub, Irish porn searches rise in the week leading up to St. Patty’s Day, and spike 3,000% on the holiday weekend. We guess these kinky viewers really want those horny leprechauns to help them find that pot of gold! Ah, the luck of the Irish!

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Check out more about Pornhub’s leprechaun porn 8,000% rise here: https://perezhilton.com/2016-03-17-st-patricks-day-leprechaun-porn-pornhub-statistics/?from=post#.VuzRoxIrKRs

This is How Couples Reacted to Reading the Latest ’50 Shades’

The latest installment of the BDSM classic Fifty Shades of Grey was released to eager fans last summer. Since then, Buzzfeed wanted to find out how couples would react to reading Grey to each other for the first time. Some couples imagined they’d be turned on, while others were already giggling at the sure to be over the top sex scenes. Here are some highlights of couples reacting to Grey (check out the hilarious video below).

“Her sharp intake of breath is music to my dick,” reads one extremely amused girlfriend. It didn’t take long to notice that there seems to be three people in the relationship—“Grey, her, and his cock!” At a different point a gay guy astutely asks, “does it seem like this book was written by a fifth grader?” Then they read one of the racier—and for some, bewildering—parts in the book: “An image of her shackled to my bed, peeled ginger root inserted in her ass so she can clutch her buttocks…” And then there was this amazing observation about the heroine’s “cock-tightening grin”: “What an adjective!” a girlfriend exclaims. Last but not least, we’ll just leave you with this gem that had every couple lose it: “I’m going to make you cum like a freight train, baby!”

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Check out the video of couples reading Grey on Buzzfeed or watch below:

7 Types of Sex Every Married Couple Has

If you’re married, you’ve probably gotten used to ‘The ol’ go-to’ routine of sex. On one hand, getting some every Saturday morning is just what you want to get your weekend started right. On the other, the familiar types of sex you have as a married person becomes, how do we put this, sort of comically comfortable. For this reason, Buzzfeed’s latest illustrated list about the types of sex every married couple has is all the more funny…because it’s true (check out the images below).

The Saturday morning “we finally have a minute” sex
Hurray, it’s Saturday! As Prince says, “Breakfast can wait.”
The distracted-by-pets mating sex
Meow!
The “we had a huge dinner and are bloated and gross but don’t care cause we’re legally bound” sex
Woman on top of her husband asks: “Did you just fall asleep for a second?”
The holiday have-to
“Oh yeah, it’s Valentines Day. We should probably do it.”
“Yup.”
And it’s never a bad idea!
The morning-breath, no-kissing sex
Sometimes not kissing while you’re fucking can be hot!
The “we haven’t done it in a while so we should” obligatory romance
“It’s been two weeks, we should probably do it.”“Yup.”
The ol’ go-to routine
Otherwise known as the “we know what each other likes so we just keep doing that and it’s awesome, stop judging us” sex!

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Check out Buzzfeed’s illustrated article “11 Types Of Sex Married People Have”: https://www.buzzfeed.com/lorynbrantz/11-types-of-sex-married-people-have#.grwxq8bl9o

A Pair of Identical Twins Share Everything—Including a Guy

Identical twins Lucy and Anna DeClinque are used to doing everything together. They work together, share the same clothes, talk alike and, yes, they even share a boyfriend! The pair is already kind of famous for the extensive plastic surgery they’ve undergone to look even more like each other. But when they recently appeared on an Australian talk show to discuss their unconventional relationship with one guy, the internet went nuts.

They explained that while they know sharing a guy may seem strange, they’re happy, he’s happy, and their family and friends accept the threesome. They all sleep together in an ultra-king sized bed, and yes, they all have sex together. “It just works,” explains the sisters. “He never favors one twin. If he kisses me, he’ll kiss my sister right after.” The boyfriend, a fraternal twin himself (and also one of the luckiest dudes alive!), understands the intense bond the sisters share—and he also probably doesn’t mind getting to fuck them both at the same time! We guess that kinky sitcom from the ’70s was right: “Three’s company too!”

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Check out a video of the twins discussing their shared sex life here: https://distractify.com/sex-relationships/2016/03/15/identical-twins-share-boyfriend

Angry Landlady Tired of All the Sex Going On in Her Pub’s Parking Lot

An English landlady is fed up with all the people getting it on in the parking lot of her pub. She says that people have sex there every night—and she’s the one who has to clean up every morning after the sexy shenanigans! She took her ire to Facebook recently, posting a picture of a “soiled” pair of men’s underwear that she found dumped outside her pub. “DOGGERS!!! It’s bad enough I have to endure the footage. But please do not leave your dirty underpants size XXXL on my grounds!!” she wrote.

She also threatened to upload footage of the naughty parking lot fuck-fests captured on her surveillance cameras. “Condoms, underwear, baby wipes. It’s disgusting, but we’re a family pub and I have two young children so it has to be cleaned up,” she told the Manchester Evening News. “One time I was going to pick my children up from school, it was 3:20 p.m., broad daylight, and there was a couple there,” she told the newspaper. “I knocked on the window and they just looked at me. Later that night they even came in for a meal.” Now that’s what we call your friendly neighborhood pub!

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Check out more about the angry landlady tired of all the sex in her pub’s parking lot here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/rochdale-pub-sex-parking-lot_us_56d01277e4b0bf0dab31a9bb

Florence Henderson and Ivana Trump Are Getting Laid More Than Ladies Half Their Age

Florence Henderson, 81, and Ivana Trump, 66, are doing mature ladies all over the world proud with the latest news about their sex lives. Henderson announced that she has multiple “friends with benefits,” and Trump said that she has “about three boyfriends.” In other words, these sexy, older women are friskier than ever and probably getting laid more than ladies half their age!

Recently, Henderson told the New York Post that having an active sex life is “very healthy for the heart.” She also talked about how mature women should go out there and get laid: “I think no matter how old you are—and I am pretty up there in terms of numbers—I think you should do whatever makes you happy. If you want to go out and have a romantic sexy affair, do it.” Ivana Trump is also an advocate of women-of-advanced-age getting theirs. In a recent magazine interview, she said that she would never remarry, choosing instead to have “companions.” She boasted, “I have about three boyfriends!” These hot older women are truly living the dream!

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Check out more about Florence Henderson and Ivana Trump getting laid all the time here: https://jezebel.com/florence-henderson-and-ivana-trump-are-getting-laid-mor-1758763964

Hulk Hogan Wins $115 Million Lawsuit For His Leaked Sex Tape

Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan just made history with his recent legal victory against Gawker. In 2012, the digital news site posted a sex tape of the wrestler getting it on with his best friend’s wife. When Gawker posted the sex tape, which included a salacious play-by-play of the rendezvous, Hulk Hogan claimed the video was secretly recorded. With Hogan’s win, the lawsuit marks the first time freedom of privacy has triumphed against freedom of speech in a celebrity sex tape verdict.

In the Florida courtroom, the jury heard unprecedented discussions relating to newsworthiness, privacy, and decency in the media. “I believe in total freedom and information transparency,” said Gawker’s founder Nick Denton. “I’m an extremist when it comes to that.” Florida, like many states, has laws that protect against invasions of privacy, which ultimately secured Hogan’s win of $115 million against Gawker. Gawker will appeal the case to determine whether they got a fair trial (key witness testimony and evidence were withheld), and whether the First Amendment should have provisions or if absolute freedom needs to be the benchmark when it comes to the media.

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Check out more about Hulk Hogan’s $115 million lawsuit for his sex tape here: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/hulk-hogan-gets-115m-verdict-876768

5 Guys Share the Worst Sex Advice They’ll Never Take Again

We’ve all heard guys dish out sex advice they swear is the key to getting ladies off. But what most of us don’t consider before heeding such seemingly helpful advice is the fact that what gives mind-blowing pleasure to one woman will often not be satisfying to another woman. Here are 5 confessions from guys who got some bad sex advice they’ll definitely never take again.

“If my dick was numb I’d last longer.”
This guy was told that if he numbed his dick, he’d be able to keep it up without any problems. It actually worked (he used a salve used to numb mouth pain), but his numb boner accidentally also numbed his girlfriend’s pussy, so they couldn’t even feel anything!
“Eye contact will make it more intense.”
He was told by an “emotional kind of guy” that maintaining eye contact during sex is sure to enhance the experience. But when he stared intently into a woman’s eyes as he fucked her, things got kinda awkward, and the lady he was with was mostly concentrating on avoiding his intense gaze.
“Use a doughnut during sex.”
This guy’s friend had successfully incorporated a donut into oral sex: “He put his penis through the hole and she gave him oral while eating it. Apparently, it went well for them. But when I tried it with my wife, powdered sugar got everywhere and things got sticky. I didn’t like having to wash my junk off before we had sex.”
“Stick a finger in her ass.”
A college friend promised that surprising a girl with a finger in the butt during doggy style will definitely make her pant, but when he tried it with a woman, she “shot across the bed and turned around, horrified.” The lesson here, guys: ask before you enter!
“Ask her dirty questions.”
When this guy’s friends told him that women love to be asked dirty questions during sex—things like ‘Yeah, you like that, don’t you?’—he thought he’d take a stab at it himself. But when he asked his girl if she liked his dick mid-thrust, she only responded with confusion.

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Here’s more guys sharing the worst sex advice they’ve ever gotten: https://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/sex-advice-fails?slide=6

Provocative Safe Sex PSA Uses Glory Hole to Get its Message Across to Gay Men

A racy new PSA advocating safe sex in South Africa features a glory hole to get its message across to gay men. The ad for We The Brave, a non-profit that promotes men’s sexual health, shows a man pulling down his jeans and thrusting his dick into a glory hole as the music from 2001: A Space Odyssey plays! The text reads “We’re brave enough to use glory holes,” before cutting to a condom unwrapping. “So we’re definitely brave enough to use condoms.”

The ad agency behind the provocative PSA said that they wanted to reach their target market by highlighting the bravery of gay men, “whether it is brave to come out to your parents, hold hands in public or suppress who you are because of cultural or religious beliefs,” a representative said. The glory hole appeals to gay men who are looking to fulfill their sexual desires while remaining anonymous, and the campaign seeks to spark conversation about how to educate this segment of the gay community about responsible safe sex practices. By glorifying the glory hole, the ad hopes to thrust safe sex into national discourse and public restrooms everywhere.

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Check out the PSA that features glory holes below the link to Huffington Post: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/guy-is-brave-enough-to-use-glory-hole-in-safe-sex-ad_us_56d5c0a8e4b0871f60ecc2a4