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11 Ways to Nail Sex With Any Man

Does the above headline sound familiar? Does it remind you of every Cosmopolitan cover you’ve ever seen in the checkout line of the grocery store? More importantly, does it make you roll your eyes every time you see it? If so, you’re going to love Buzzfeed’s parody video “11 Ways to Nail Sex With Any Man” (check it out below). Here’s what you need to know to make him wag his tongue for more (hint: burritos are key).

Lightly scratch his back.
Mm, that sounds nice. Off to a great start here!
Gently bite his ear
Ok, things are starting to heat up!
Leave a lipstick heart on his mirror
Sexy. Flirty.
Hide under the bed when he goes to the bathroom, then grab his feet when he comes back to bed.
Um, sort of like a feisty cat?
Right when he’s about to orgasm, whisper “burrito” in his ear.
Maybe he really loves Mexican food? Like, a lot?
Wear red lipstick and leave a trail of kisses to his toaster.
Ok….now you’ve lost us.
Wrap just your bottom in sheets and pretend to be a mermaid.
Then have him unfasten your sea-shell bra?
Or even better, wrap yourself in the blanket and pretend to be a burrito.
Getting hungry, daddy?
Put peanut butter in your bra for a sticky surprise when he goes to touch your breasts.
Like a Reeses cup—soft on the outside, warm and salty on the inside!
Hide a toy car in your vagina for him to find.
That’s one way to rev his engine!
Have his family hide in the closet with takeout and jump out and yell “surprise” after you’re finished making love.
Worst. Surprise. Party. Ever.

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Check out Buzzfeed’s “11 Ways to Nail Sex With Any Man” here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/michellekhare/11-ways-to-nail-sex-with-any-man#.ntopJwrbOk

This Woman Turned Her Collection of Dick Pics Into an Art Show

Whitney Bell has received a lot of unsolicited dick pics in her day. Around 200, to be exact. And like many women, she finds the phenomenon of a random dick popping up on her phone a bit jarring. So she decided to turn her collection of them into an art show! Her Los Angeles premier of “I Didn’t Ask For This: A Lifetime of Dick Pics” showcases the sheer magnitude—and bizarreness—of all the dick pics she’s gotten over the years. And as you can imagine, she’s gotten the good, the bad, and the ugly.

She told Vice in an interview that she was first inspired by a truly “beautiful dick shadow picture” that a former boyfriend sent and that she thought could be in a museum. But her recent gallery show grew out of a frustration with the numerous unsolicited dick pics she would get. She explained, “I love a good dick. I just don’t love harassment.” The dick pics for her do not represent sex; they represent power: “It’s not a pick up. It’s like screaming at a woman from a car.” She encourages women who get unwanted dick pics to just “Send back a picture of a better looking dick.” Touché!

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Check out more about the woman who turned her collection of dick pics into an art show here:https://www.vice.com/read/this-woman-turned-her-collection-of-unsolicited-dick-pics-into-an-art-show

Straight Guys Are Using Vibrators Much More Than Ever Before

A recent report printed in Mel Magazine shows straight guys are engaging in auto-erotic ass-play with much more frequency than you might have expected. The report was conducted by a psychologist based in Albuquerque, New Mexico who surveyed hundreds of men on their past masturbatory habits. And what the study found was that a good percentage of straight men use vibrators and other objects to get themselves off.

According to the results of the report, almost 1 in 3 men have used vibrators to help themselves get off, 1 in 4 insert any object such as a butt plug, and 1 in 3 men stimulate themselves with their fingers. These findings prove that straight guys are starting to embrace ass-play at a much higher frequency than in recent years. In a 2009 study led by Trojan condoms, only 17% of straight guys said that they used vibrators during masturbation. According to a sex therapist, the significant increase in the use of vibrators by straight men implies that there’s less of a stigma around ass-play now. He explains: “It’s very common. A lot of men have heard about it, so it’s safer to engage in self anal-play than to engage in it with another person. If I’m giving it to myself, it doesn’t have the cultural stigma attached to that area.” Here’s to a future with more sex-positivity and more backdoor fun!

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Check out more about straight guys using vibrators more than ever before here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/02/27/straight-guys-vibrator-use/

Kinky Couple Gets Busted For BDSM Sex Party in the Woods

Many have fantasized about having fairytale sex in the woods. But we’d be willing to bet not as many have fantasized about having a kinky BDSM sex party in the woods! Unfortunately for one Georgia couple, their sadomasochistic forest sex fantasy didn’t have a happy ending.

The two met in an internet fetish chat room, and planned to consummate their relationship along a rural highway with a roll in the, um, decomposing leaves and twigs. The woman brought a duffel bag filled with whips, toys, and other fetish items to get their party started! But shortly after the couple began their forest fantasy fuck, a resident strolled by the scene and heard the blood-curdling screams of the woman, so he called the police. The cop who found the leather clad fornicators didn’t arrest them, but he did leave them with this sage advice: best to keep the fetish play out of the woods and in to the dungeon!

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Check out more about the bondage couple’s wooded fantasy crashed by cops here: https://jezebel.com/5864358/outdoor-bondage-sex-fantasy-ruined-by-party-pooping-cops

12 Things People Wish They Knew About Anal Sex

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For many people who’ve experimented with anal sex, they wish they knew then what they know now. You know, like not to pull out those anal beads like you’re starting a lawnmower! Here are 12 things people wish they knew about anal sex before trying it for the first time.

Don’t go from 0 to 100
“You need to work up to it. Do NOT go straight to the penis.” Foreplay is all, people!
Slow and steady wins the race
No need to rush! Ease it on in nice and slow.
It might raise your sexpecations
“I wish I had known that anal sex would increase my expectations for sexual pleasure. I had a partner who made it really enjoyable for both if us.”
Don’t pull anything out too fast
“Best advice related to toys: Don’t remove anal beads as if you’re starting a lawnmower.”
You can never use too much lube
Nuff said.
Cleanliness is next to godliness
Don’t forget those wipes!
Just say no to the burrito
Maybe stay away from burritos the day you’re having anal sex…
Those tingly, warming lubes could burn your butt
“I do NOT recommend tingly lube! That stuff feels like a fire demon.”
Might be wise to switch out your white sheets beforehand
Or use towels!
Bottoms can still run the show
“The receiver or bottom should know that they are always in control and most definitely have the ability to shut down like Fort Knox.”
Don’t put whatever was in the ass back in the pussy
You could get an infection!
Pegging can be fun!
“I wish I knew that giving (for me, pegging) is just as fun as receiving. People are too quick to judge something before trying it!”

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Check out more things people wish they knew about anal sex here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/carolinekee/never-eat-chipotle-the-day-before#.qvMbwedpjz

Ted Cruz Doppelganger Set to Star in a Porn Film

Searcy Hayes became internet-famous after appearing on an episode of Maury to prove to her fiance that their son is biologically his. But she didn’t get famous for that—instead, the internet flipped over how uncannily similar she looks to GOP presidential candidate Ted Cruz! And now, XHamster is offering Hayes a starring role in her very own porn. She’s confirmed that for $10,000 she’ll cash in on her internet success and make her adult entertainment debut.

“We wanted Searcy because overnight she became a viral meme,” said the porn site’s spokesperson Mike Kulich. “I think a lot of XHamster viewers really wanted to see her in action.” Perhaps even stranger than Hayes’ resemblance to Cruz is the fact that she has no idea who the guy is: “I never thought that somebody would compare me to, you know, like a president or whatever he was before he started running for president or anything. I mean, I’m still kinda shocked and amazed about it but God does what he wants to do,” Hayes said in an interview with the Daily Mail about the comparison. Well, Cruz fans, if you want to see his porn doppelganger in action, here’s your chance!

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Check out more about the Ted Cruz doppelganger who’s set to star in a porn: https://theslot.jezebel.com/ted-cruz-doppelganger-takes-her-15-minutes-and-stars-in-1772972164

Gay Sex in Porn Vs. Gay Sex in Real Life

You may have noticed that the hot, freewheeling sex in gay porn isn’t exactly the most realistic depiction of what it’s really like. If you’ve ever tried to imitate what goes on in gay porn in real life—like if you’ve ever tried to pay the pizza guy with a blow-job, for example—then you know just how different gay porn can be from the real thing. Here are 7 examples of gay sex in porn vs. gay sex in real life.

In gay porn, everybody is down for sex
Oh, if only the pool guy, the fireman, and the police officer were actually down for sex whenever you wanted it in real life!
In gay porn, they can stick it in without any foreplay whatsoever
Um, yeah—in real life you’d be like “WTF?! That hurts!”
In gay porn you never see them apply lube
Apparently in the magical world of gay porn, cocks just slip in without any problem. In real life, however, you could use half a bottle of lube and still go back for more!
In gay porn, they will fuck literally anywhere
Yeah, it might be kind of difficult to fuck in the back of a busy lecture hall without anyone noticing.
In gay porn, bottoms are folded down like pretzels to get into the trickiest sex positions
Unfortunately in real life, not everyone is able to get their legs up behind their heads.
Bottoms have no problem taking a dick in their butt in gay porn
In real life, it’s not always done so gracefully…
In gay porn, you can fuck for hours
In real life, things can only go on for so long. Damn!

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Check out more about gay sex in porn vs. gay sex in real life here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/gay-sex-in-porn-vs-gay-sex-in-real-life#.uwp1wMz8vZ

This High Tech Mattress Can Tell If You Cheat

It appears that Spain has an infidelity problem. At least that’s what the makers of the Smattress, a new high tech mattress that can detect if you’re cheating, would have you think. Durmet developed the Smattress in response to a report that Spain has a high rate of infidelity. The Smattress “detects deception” and then reports shady activity to the owner on an app! Yes, this product is real.

Its “Lover Detection System” includes twenty-four ultrasonic sensors which measure “suspicious movement” in the bed, and a 3D mattress model to show where most of the exertion is taking place. The company’s tagline is: “If your partner isn’t faithful, at least your mattress is.” Many Youtube watchers are skeptical of the policing mattress since obviously there are many other places to cheap than in one’s own bed. We like this Youtube user’s suggestion for the next step in cheating-detection: “Add a remote controlled taser.”

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Check out more about the Smattress here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/smarttress-mattress-cheating_us_57151160e4b0060ccda3d3e1

9 Hilarious Tweets About Masturbating

When it comes to cracking jokes about jerking off, you just have to give a hand (see what we did there?) to these witty people writing hilarious tweets about masturbating. As one Twitter user says, masturbation is really just a “VERY poorly attended orgy.” Here are 9 hilarious tweets about masturbating.

“Good term for masturbation I just thought of – Jackin’ the peen stalk”
Gotta climb to the top of the peen stalk and wrestle the one-eyed ogre to get that golden goose!
“My caught masturbating face is exactly the same as my caught jamming out to NSYNC face because they’re simultaneous.”
We don’t know, the latter might be more embarrassing…
“Who called it “Masturbation tips for women” rather than ‘Dildos and Dildon’ts’.”
It’s funny cause it’s true!
“If there’s a sock on my doorknob it means I’m having sex with the other one.”
Make sure you knock before entering!
“If these walls could talk I’d almost certainly masturbate less.”
Good thing they can’t—no reason to stop jerkin’ it!
“Do guys have a go to masturbation sock like I do with shoesHAHAHA I’M KIDDING! I would never! I’m a lady.

It’s an adorable strappy sandal.”
Talk about a foot fetish!
“The first rule of masturbation club is to come alone.#NationalMasturbationDay”
The second rule of masturbation club: You do not talk about masturbation club—unless you’re cracking jokes about it on Twitter!
“Is ‘toot my own horn’ a euphemism for masturbating yet?”
It is now!
“My friends gave me a bunch of sex toys for my birthday as a ‘joke.’ I can’t stop laughing*

*masturbating”
The gift that keeps on giving, er, receiving?

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Check out more hilarious tweets about masturbating here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jasminnahar/tweets-about-masturbating-that-are-just-really-really-fun#.iaDVgWbqox

The 7 Best Sex Toys For Gay Guys

If you’re a gay man, you’ve maybe considered at times how much better a good sex toy is than a boyfriend. As the Gaily Grind says, “A vibrator will never need Viagra to stay hard, will never lie about where it’s been, doesn’t expect you to cook for it, doesn’t care who you sleep with and will never give you an STI!” Whether or not you’re single, here are 7 sex toys better than having a boyfriend.

Butt Banger
This high quality vibrator offers you one sweet, lifelike ass, complete with realistic looking cock and balls! The flesh-like, super tight anal opening stretches to over 24 inches, and has a subtly ribbed interior that increases friction for more explosive orgasms.
Beginner’s Anal Fantasy Kit
This kit lets beginners and anal sex pros alike explore the exciting world of anal play! It includes such important backdoor staples as a prostate stimulator, anal beads, beaded probe stick, textured finger sleeve, and a butt plug.
Rude Boy
This vibrating prostate stimulator is the ultimate in orgasmic pleasure!
Aneros Vibrator
This has been dubbed the “Male G-spot Massager” for its ability to produce intense internal orgasms through prostate stimulation.
10 Function Vibrating Anal Wand
This flexible, 10 function anal wand bends in every direction you want it to, and has 10 different vibration patterns!
Autoblow2
The new Autoblow2 comes with three beaded rings, and its design delivers continuous blow job action. Its all-metal motor is rated to last more than five hundred hours of use. You’ll never want a boyfriend with this perfect sex toy!
Colt Big Boy Plug
This is the perfect butt plug for beginners. The smooth, teardrop shape allows it to slip nicely inside the sphincter, and then once inside, it expands to a thrilling 2.25!”

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Check out more about the best sex toys for gay men here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/04/06/15-sex-toys-that-are-better-than-having-a-boyfriend/