NEWS: A Day In The Park

I have a feeling that Disney World/Disney Land might have some competition for the title of happiest place on Earth. The competition is, a sex theme park on the island of Jeju in South Korea. Jeju Loveland has been stimulating it’s visitors with its wide variety of playful XXX-rated statues and exhibits since it’s opening in 2004. I wonder if there is a height requirement for any of the rides and/or exhibitions?

The architectural geniuses behind this pornographic play land are a group of art school grads from Seoul’s Hongik University. Remember people, art is in the eye of the beholder. Hey I’m not going to lie, if this erotic park was a bit closer I’d buy a ticket and check the scene out. Wouldn’t you?!

Get to Know “Mistress Lillith”…

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How did you begin in the world of adult chat and phone sex?
In my ‘day to day’ I’ve always had an insatiable sexual appetite and always an interest in female domination (along with all the facets and layers that go along with femdom). I’ve engaged in play groups and Pro-domme sessions. To me, going into the world of femdom phone sex was just a natural progression of things. I was a younger mistress when I started in the phone world, and basically started as a barely legal babe that blossomed into a fabulous femme fatal.

What do you do for fun when not taking phone sex and phone with cam (cam sex) calls on NiteFlirt?
One of my favorite things to do is to curl up with a glass of red wine or hot tea (depending on the time of day 😉 ) enjoying a Jodi Picoult book, sometimes just reading and relaxing on the couch – Other times soaking in a nice hot tub with aroma therapy beads and bubble bath.
Of course there is the bi-weekly outting of getting a mani/pedi—having my hands, feet and legs massaged is something I crave. I love being pampered and treating myself to a bit of pampering.

If you were some sort of erotic sexy food, what would you be?
If I had to be any kind of sexy erotic food, I would choose the Cherry. Why – well…I dare you to just pop one. You can’t. It’s an automatic addiction and before you know it your stomach may ache (like your balls may during a tease and denial session) , and you are out of cherries. But you go back for more – you need more, you crave more. So, that’s why I chose the sexy, addicting cherry.

With all your experience in the world of erotic fantasy and adult chat, what’s your favorite part of sex?
Most would say ‘the orgasm’ – I enjoy the build up TO the finale (*IF* I allow you to have one 😉 ) . It’s something I learned while studying tantric sex and tantric masturbation – enjoying the moment, living in the moment, becoming almost addicted to the build up before and loving sitting on that edge – loving it even more than the finale. Orgasms are wonderful but once they are over, many times the feeling is gone, unless you have the stamina to go again. But for me, it’s all about the chase, the excitement of the climb.

Is there anything you do to get yourself in the mood for an erotic fantasy phone sex session?
To get into the mood, I like to sit and do a bit of meditation. Just like I get my subbie boys into a certain state of mind (aka subspace) I like to be in my own private domme space. A couple deep breaths, a few moments of intense relaxation and just letting my mind go where it may – when my eyes open, I’m ‘in the zone’ and ready to play.

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NEWS: Preserving Your Youth With Pleasure

I will never buy another expensive eye cream! I think I’ve found the fountain of youth, and I’m pleased to share it with you all. According to research, sex on the regular can knock the years right off a person. Dr. David Weeks, former head of old age at the Royal Edinburgh Hospital stated people need to be in the know when it comes to the magical benefits of sex, especially those in the latter half of life.

Dr. David Weeks states that sex is a “crucial factor” in maintaining youth.

He even goes as far as saying sex can make men and women look 5 to 7 years younger! How you ask? Well, when you’re doing the freak nasty the human growth hormone is released which gives your skin a more elastic look.

Lets face it no cream will make you look as young as you want, botox is a wild card, you might end up looking like The Joker, and chemical peels are terribly painful (so I hear). As far as I see it, fucking trumps all, aiding in headaches, heart health, and now vanity. Let’s not forget, it’s free! For the full deets click here.

NEWS: Daft Punk Rubbers!

The soulful electronic duo, Daft Punk debuted their newest album, “Random Access Memories” this past May, and personally I loved it! Right off the bat their collaborative jam with Pharell “Get Lucky” hit mainstream radio and became a fan favorite! Clearly Daft Punk wants their fans to literally Get Lucky because they teamed up with Durex and created condoms that have the Random Access Memories album cover on the packet. AMAZEBALLS! I wonder if they make you perform “harder better faster stronger”!?  We can only hope…

According to the Huffington Post, the company has been sending samples to DJs and at least one of them appreciated the gift. Diplo posted a pic of the pack on Instagram and added a shout out,

“Thank god I had those daft punk condoms last night.”

Another reason to love Daft Punk, and to have safe sex!

NEWS: Berry Naughty

Carole Collen, a lovely woman in Dartford, UK waltzed out to her garden and came across a penis shaped strawberry, talk about a dingle berry! Collen confessed she had a hearty chuckle when she spotted the pornographic fruit,

“When I saw it I just thought ‘Oh my God,’” she told SWNS. “It immediately reminded me of a man’s bits and I just had to take a photo. At first I thought a snail must have eaten into it, but it hasn’t –- it’s all natural.”
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Like most women Collen wasn’t satisfied with the size, she told the Sun “It would be nice if it grew a bit bigger.” It’s all about enjoying the fruits of nature. Collen has the berry stored in the fridge and plans to raffle it off at a charity, bless her heart!

NEWS: Tour de…Pants?!

I have no effin’ clue how I missed this one: Another couple decides to fornicate in public, this time in a public park near a baseball field in Naylors Run Park in Upper Darby, PA. Jennifer Harvey and Richard McBride were arrested by 25 cops on bicycles, the tribe of Po-Pos stumbled upon Harvey bent over a park bench whilst McBride bumped her ugly. Upper Darby Police Superintendent Michael Chitwood eloquently described the scene,

“There they are, on the first base line. There’s a bench, she is bent over the bench and our friend is behind her with his pants down to his ankles, banging away.”

I think it would be appropriate for a pig to use the word porking instead of banging.  Just joking!

The part of this story that I find odd is that 25 cops were frolicking around on bikes together; apparently they were involved in a bicycle school. They were the only souls around to witness the park bench pounding. Harvey and McBride were arrested and charged with open lewdness and disorderly conduct according to the Huff Post.

I can understand the thrill of doing the deed in public but is it really worth getting arrested and charged? Probably!  Ha!

Get to Know “MissErinBlack”…

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How did you begin in the world of adult chat and phone sex?
I began with some advice from ladies I’m friends with. Both of these ladies are professional dommes, and suggested that I try NiteFlirt to help supplement my income. It’s been wonderful thus far; NiteFlirt allows me to experiment with session ideas on different types of clients. I’m happy to be here!

What is your favorite part of being a Flirt on NiteFlirt?
Truly just how many willing sluts there are out there for me to use! All kinds of sluts from sissies to paypigs. I also love training via NiteFlirt. It’s incredibly effective.

What do you do for fun when not taking phone sex and phone with cam (cam sex) calls on NiteFlirt?
I’m normally attending to real-time submissives, cooking, reading, or working out. Furthering My education is important to Me, so I spend a lot of time learning.

With all your experience in the world of erotic fantasy and adult chat, what’s your favorite part of sex?
My absolute favorite part of sex, or any sexual experience for that matter, is power exchange. There’s nothing as thrilling as a submissive wanting Me to take his/her power away, and do whatever I please with that power.

Is there any kind of specific fetish that you yourself enjoy?
I love foot fetishists; there are few things as lovely as having My feet catered to after a long day in high-heeled leather boots. I love the feeling of having my toes sucked and having my arches massaged by a tongue that is desperate to please. I also have a soft spot for cuckolds, sissies, and anal sluts. Nothing is better than someone desperate to please Me.

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NEWS: The Ups & Downs of Relationship Sex

I’m pretty sure most couples have experienced the unfortunate death of the sex spark. The first year a couple is together it’s usually sexually fueled, and everyday is pound town. Sadly at some point after a couple’s first year together the sexual gusto and motivation diminishes.

According to the Telegraph researchers exposed that couples in their first year of courtship were more likely to have sex than couples that were in more seasoned relationships. This depressing study involved 2,000 people, a third of them stated they have a hard time getting aroused. This is just a sad state of affairs, I applaud couples that can maintain a relationship for more than a few years but they need to try and reinstate the importance of pleasure and erotica in their lives. Think role play, masks, toys, and spontaneity!

More than half of couples that have been together for at least 4 years have sex 2 or 3 days a week, post 4 years the regularity of sex drops to a few times a month for 43% of couples. It’s very cliché but people need to remember that if you’re a veteran couple you will need to put forth a bit more effort, but once you do you’ll be right back to pleasure town! What do you do to reignite the flame, share your tips!

 

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NEWS: What Motivates Muffdiving?

First and foremost I’d like to admit that I’m a HUGE fan of guys that aren’t afraid to snack on the peach, aka cunnilingus performed on women. It’s extremely erotic and just the fact that your man wants to please you with their tongue is quite tremendous.
An Article that I came across blew me away, according to msn.com Evolutionary Scientist are puzzled as to why a man would go down on a fair maiden. Scientists can’t figure this one out! HELLO there is no mystery, men do this for the same reasons women play the skin flute, it FEELS GOOD. The Journal of Evolutionary Psychology surveyed 243 men that gave the labia love to “discourage women from cheating”, and upping the ante on “relationship satisfaction.”

Its uber frustrating to think genius level researchers are actually spending money and time on why men like licking a woman’s kitty!?  Come on!

Adult Bullying?! A Big No-No!

One issue that completely boggles my mind is that adults bully each other. I’ve witnessed it and experienced it (on the shitty end of the stick).

I recently came across a study by the University of Michigan reveals that “less attractive” adults in the workplace are more likely to experience bullying… seriously wtf?!

The researchers surveyed 114 workers at a health care facility in the southeastern United States. The workers were asked how often their co-workers engaged in cruel behavior toward them (which included saying hurtful things, acting rudely and making fun of them).

People who didn’t know the study participants judged their attractiveness from digital photos.

The “unattractive” workers were treated much more harshly than attractive employees even when other key factors were taken into account, including age, gender and how long they had worked at the health care facility.”

Whether someone is easy on the eyes or has less than favorable physical traits bullying is absolute nonsense and is poisonous. Folks who bully need to take a few steps back and ask themselves a few questions: Where is the bullying getting you? Would you want to be treated the same way? Are you aware of what bullying can lead to? On the bright side anti bullying campaigns are on the up and up and people are taking a stance.

Hot or not, everyone deserves a little love! Just a friendly reminder to end this holiday week with. Happy Friday!