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The First Ever Comic Written By and About a Stripper

In the 1980s, well before the days of autobiographical comics and everyday depictions of nude dancers, one woman decided to make a comic about her life as an exotic dancer. She worked in a club in downtown Montreal, and it didn’t occur to her that what she was depicting in her comic—basically sex-positive images of strippers—was novel for the time period. It was considered “pornographic” at the time, but this summer, it’s finally getting the attention it deserves.

Drawn & Quarterly published a 350-page collection of her comics, Melody: Story of a Nude Dancer. The stories, originally written in French with a bold black-and-white style, depicted the life of a nude dancer in a refreshingly realistic way. Melody and the other dancers in the comic love their bodies and get naked without shame or judgement. There’s also a lot of humor, showing how the life of a stripper is full of greedy bosses, needy customers and, at the end of the day, hustling to make a buck. Sex and nudity are not shown in a scandalous way: it’s all part of the job and of daily life.

Feel like having some natural, sexy experiences? Three cheers for sex positivity!

Read more about Melody: Story of a Nude Dancer here: https://bitchmagazine.org/post/long-lost-comics-about-working-as-a-nude-dancer-are-now-a-book

Introducing Teledildonics: Computer-Enhanced Dildos

Andrew Quitmeyer is putting his PhD in digital media from Georgia Tech to good use—he’s designing the next big thing in dildos: teledildonics. Teledildonics is the latest in sex toys that use computers to open up a whole new world of possibilities. His newest invention, “the Mod,” is an “open source” sex toy that can be synced to any smartphone apps, remote controls, and even your own heart rate!

“You can program it to be anything,” Quitmeyer said of the Mod’s exciting operating system called the Dilduino. The Mod is currently being crowd funded on Indiegogo, and has raised $60,000 from eager would-be customers. The products have gotten a lot of attention for their bizarre, innovative, and some-what intimidating designs, but they also represent what many are calling the new wave in sex toys. The Mod is shaped like a big, smooth finger, is made from silicone, and comes complete with three vibrating motors and a completely rechargeable USB-battery. “Sex tech needs to be opened up,” Quitmeyer said. “People’s sexuality is super specific and weird. I don’t want people to have general sex. I want them to have the weird, specific, crazy, kinky dragon sex of their dreams.”

Feel like having the weird, kinky sex of your dreams? We are all about exciting new ways of getting off here!

Get the specs on Mod and teledildonics here: https://www.vice.com/read/a-patent-troll-is-trying-to-stop-dildo-innovations-803?utm_source=vicefbus

9 Exciting Places To Fuck Before You Die

For all those adventurous types dying to visit exotic and remote places, we say: go forth and fuck there! Why not sexplore the world while there’s still time? Here are 9 of the most exciting places to have vacation sex (check out pictures of these amazing spots below):

Make those branches swing in a tree tent in Bavaria

Get hot in a glass igloo in Finland
Fuck under the ocean in an aquarium luxury suite in Dubai
Unleash your inner exhibitionist in a tree house in Bangkok
Have some dangerous fun on top of an active volcano at Mount Etna
Have adventures in a fairytale tunnel of trees in Ukraine
Feel alive in the ghost town of Bodie, California
Get wild behind a breathtaking waterfall in Iceland
Watch yourself get it on at the world’s largest natural mirror in Salar De Uyuni

Got some wanderlust yourself? Let’s get wild and adventurous!

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John Oliver Schools the Nation in Sex Ed

On a recent episode of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, the host dedicated the show to an important and often glossed over (or blatantly ignored) subject in school: sex education. With the massive problem of abstinence only education and educators’ choosing to shame and moralize to students instead of actually teaching them about sex, John Oliver decided to conduct his own sex ed crash course. And as you can imagine, it is not just any sex ed course, but the ultimate sex ed course complete with hilarious celebrity videos (check them out below).

John Oliver, in his characteristic way, pointed out that only 13 states require sex ed to be scientifically accurate in America. This means that states and individuals can decide how to teach the important lessons of sex ed to youth—which often results in teaching it in a way that condemns sex as an act that devalues those engaging in it, especially women. Enter: hilarious celebrities making a sex ed video. Their message is simple: it’s your choice, and people should respect it. Abstinence or not, be safe, use protection, know and respect what consent is, and be informed of medical facts. Now that’s good sex ed!

Feel like taking a sex ed crash course with us? We have the facts and the experience right here!

Check out more about John Oliver’s sex ed episode here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliapugachevsky/a-bunch-of-celebrities-made-a-sex-ed-video-and-you-need-to-s#.pf5Bg2lm1J

Porn Stars Give Women Advice on How to Give a Mind-blowing Blow Job

Buzzfeed has a great video—instructional and sexy!—of porn stars giving women advice on how to give their man the ultimate pleasure. The porn stars use popsicles to recreate a mind-blowing beej for all those over-achiever ladies out there. Here are some highlights (check out the video below):

Remember that one wants to be bored
Keep it interesting, ladies! One porn star says, “You want to make love to the cock in your mouth. You don’t want to be like, ‘I’m bored.’”
Open your mouth WIDE
Dana DeArmond instructs the ladies to think of a clown at a carnival: “Make your mouth as big as possible.”
Keep it naughty
Skin diamond goes right for the family jewels: “Stick your tongue out and lick the balls.”
Advice for men: eat your vegetables!
One porn star advised a woman that if her man eats nothing but fast food, do not let him cum in her mouth!
Just believe!
“If you believe….you can destroy any dick you want.”

That was some great advice! Feel like having a mind-blowing experience yourself? We are very apt pupils here!

You can watch the video of porn stars giving blow job advice here: Porn Stars Give Girls Advice On How To Pleasure Their Man

Couples Who Sext Are Having the Best Sex

Let’s face it, since sexting is basically only discussed in scandalous news stories, it’s gotten a bad rap. But what if we told you that sexting among consenting adults has many benefits? A new study presented at the American Psychological Association proves that the couples who sext together stay together—because they’re having the best sex!

In a survey that asked 870 participants aged 18 to 82 about their sexting habits, a staggering 82 percent of the people reported sexting within the last year. And the adults who engaged in consensual sexting were happier sexually and with their relationship in general. The psychologists who led the study think this is because sexting is a form of communication that benefits both men and women: men prefer visual stimuli while women respond to the positive reinforcement of knowing that they’re desired. The psychologists are hopeful that with more research into the benefits of sexting, it could eventually be used in couple’s therapy to promote more communication and intimacy between partners. As one researcher said, “sexting can be good.”

Want to have some sexy, beneficial experiences yourself? We’ll show you ours if you show us yours!

Check out more about the benefits of sexting here: https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2015/08/08/430322824/could-sexting-help-your-relationship?

Kevin Bacon Calls For More Male Nudity With #FreeTheBacon

Kevin Bacon recently made an important PSA with Mashable that calls attention to a very serious issue: where are all the hot, full-frontal dicks in Hollywood? Bacon’s solution is simple—#FreeTheBacon. What exactly does that mean? For starters, let’s get some more C&A (aka, cock and ass) in TV and movies!

Bacon explains, “There’s a big problem in Hollywood. We see gratuitous female nudity…and that’s not fair to actors because we want to be naked too. Gentlemen, it’s time to free the bacon.” Bacon calls attention to shows like Games of Thrones with lots of female nudity and urges them to consider showing “just one or two wieners every couple minutes.” Bacon reminds us that “this is an issue of gender equality,” like how there’s no male nudity in Fifty Shades of Grey: “Why not let Jamie Dornan take off his pants? Or better yet, let me play Christian Grey! We’ll do the whole movie in one long close-up of my penis.” Hollywood, take note—Free the Bacon!

Feel like Freeing The Bacon yourself? I think we can help you with that.

You can watch Kevin Bacon’s hilarious #FreeTheBacon PSA here.

Important: Women Don’t Notice the Details of Your Dick

Study after study has shown that men can seem self-conscious about how their dicks look to women. Is it too small, too thin, not shaped normally? Well, a new study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine proves that men can relax. As it turns out, women don’t really notice the details of your dick all that much. The study focused on men who had penile surgery due to a medical condition that misplaced their urethra on a different spot on the cock than the head. This small difference made many of these men feel embarrassed and unattractive.

But as the study showed, they didn’t need to worry. A group of heterosexual women were asked to rate a series of surgically repaired cocks as “normal or not normal.” They weren’t told that half the cocks were not surgically repaired cocks, but just regular, circumcised cocks. What the study found was that the women weren’t able to tell the difference between the surgically repaired dicks and the regular, circumcised dicks—both dicks looked normal to them. The main concern for the women was a neat looking cock, which thankfully the vast majority of men don’t need to worry about.

Feel like having some sexually validating experiences yourself? We love all shapes and sizes here!

You can learn more about the story from our friends at Gizmodo.

How to Have Sex on the Beach

What is it about the beach that makes people want to get frisky? Is it the minimal clothing, the lathering up with sun screen, or the amazing feeling of ocean waves crashing that puts people in the mood? Whatever the reason, if you’re dying to get wet n’ wild at the beach, we can help. Here are some tips to help you make the most of a day (of fucking) at the beach:

Do Your Research
While spontaneous sex is great, having spontaneous sex out in public is not a smart move. Before going at it you should do some recon about sweet spots that will be perfect for a sexy tryst. Less populated locations with coves, secret nooks, or large rocks are perfect. Walk around and also do some internet research to find the perfect place.
Don’t Get Caught
Don’t be like those people who go at it in the middle of the day with beach-goers basically looking on. Do it at night, and make sure there’s no people around. In short, be quick, be discreet, and be quiet.
Watch Out For Sand Getting in Sensitive Areas!
Sand is lovely on the feet—but it is definitely not lovely all up in your nether regions! Make sure you avoid this by getting it on in positions that will prevent sand-in-the-crotch. Doggy style is great, or just fucking upright against something like a rock or a lifeguard tower. Woman on top could also work—just be careful!
Consider Alternatives
If fucking on the beach is too hard to pull off, why not try getting it on in the water? The water will conceal what’s going on below the surface. It is also much easier to give hand jobs and blow jobs on the sand than it is to fuck, especially if you can keep yourself concealed under a blanket or a beach umbrella. It’ll give new meaning to the expression “More fun than a day at the beach!”

Of course, if you don’t want sand in your bits you can always just give us a call. We’ll make sure you feel like you’re having sex on the beach.

The World’s Oldest Dominatrix Maintains There’s Nothing Unusual About BDSM

The oldest and most famous dominatrix in France, Madame Robbe-Grillet, did an exclusive interview with Vanity Fair recently to discuss how there is “nothing unusual at all” about the BDSM lifestyle. She’s 84, a lesbian, and explains that her lifestyle as a dominatrix involves “devoting herself to pleasure.” She lives with her long-time submissive girlfriend and devotee to BDSM, Beverly Charpentier, in a 17th century chateau filled with weapons, whips and chains, where they regularly indulge in erotic “ceremonies.” These bondage sessions can be so brutal that the dominatrix is often referred to as a female Marquis de Sade!

Madame Robbe-Grillet is a fierce dominatrix at just 4ft 11in, and is known for her punishing style: she’s pierced and cut, chained submissives to walls, and even crowned them with thorns. And her girlfriend signed an oath of allegiance guaranteeing full obedience to her mistress. Madame Robbe-Grillet says now that she’s in her eighties, her sex life is better than ever: “Age should be no barrier to anything in life, least of all sex – I am as happy and fulfilled in my eighties as I was at any time in my life.”

Want to start devoting yourself to pleasure with us? We can also make you hurt so good!

Read more about the world’s oldest dominatrix here.