Author: Madge

It seems “Oppenheimer” has bombs going off—in the bedroom. The hotly anticipated Christopher Nolan blockbuster contains a steamy sex scene, which the director was “nervous” to film. “Any time you’re challenging yourself to work in areas you haven’t worked in before, you should be appropriately nervous and appropriately careful and planned and prepared,” Nolan said.

The dramatic departure from Nolan’s usual style—his films famously avoid sex and nudity—has fans hot and bothered. “Knowing Nolan he’ll sprinkle a dash of making out with a teaspoon of moaning and call it a day,” one fan snarked on social media. The biopic seems a less than sexy choice for the director’s first, reportedly “prolonged” scene, but Nolan told reporters that it would have been impossible to tell the story without the sex: “When you look at Oppenheimer’s life and you look at his story, that aspect of his life, the aspect of his sexuality, his way with women, the charm that he exuded, it’s an essential part of his story,” he said. 

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Couples are splitting up—but only at bedtime. “Now, there’s more physical touch and closeness between us during the day because we’re not grumpy from trying to sleep together at night,” says a couple who are among the growing number of married couples opting for a “sleep divorce.” “Sex isn’t just in this one shared bedroom anymore,” the couple says, adding, “It can be in his room, my room or wherever we want it to be.”

A new survey conducted by the American Academy of Sleep Medicine found that one in three couples in the US have chosen to sleep separately from their spouses in effort to improve their sex lives. “Couples who have a sleep divorce can see it as an opportunity to create some playfulness around intimacy,” a sexpert said. “They can flirt more during the day, take turns visiting each other’s room [for sex] and really become intentional about making that physical connection a priority.”

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A long snout means a big schlong, according to a new study. The study published in Translational Andrology and Urology shows that men with longer noses really do have bigger penises. The research team at Ulsan University Hospital in South Korea looked at 1,160 men in their thirties and measured their nose size and compared it to the size of their nonerect penis.

They found that the men with longer noses also had more sizable cocks. Scientists believe the phenomenon is due to exposure to higher levels of testosterone—which plays a part in the formation of both the nose and the genitals of boys—in the womb. “Nose size is an important indicator of penile size. And penile circumference increased with foot size,” one of the researchers said, adding, “Several studies have suggested hormone exposure in the prenatal period affects the growth of reproductive organs.”

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A former senior executive at Google predicted that sex robots powered by artificial intelligence could eliminate the need for a human partner in the bedroom. The ex-exec said that AI will usher in a “redesign of love and relationships” in that people won’t be able to tell the difference between real-life sexual encounters and those that are created artificially. He claims human beings will soon be able to simulate sex through virtual reality and augmented reality headsets such as Apple’s Vision Pro or a Quest 3.

He thinks the headsets combined with AI-powered bots will trick people into thinking that the sex robot is real. Technological advances will enable computer-backed systems to link into the human brain and make it think it is interacting with a peer: “If we can convince you that this sex robot is alive, or that sex experience in a virtual reality headset or an augmented reality headset is alive, it’s real, then there you go.” He said that even the mental and emotional stimuli that come with intimacy can be recreated artificially: “It’s all signals in your brain that you enjoy companionship and sexuality, and—if you really want to take the magic out of it—it can be simulated.”

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First son Hunter Biden was put on full (frontal) display during a recent House Oversight Committee hearing. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) caused a stir when she pulled out photos of Biden in compromising positions with a series of women. One of the pics was of a woman caressing Biden’s cock.

“Most most people write off … things for their taxes through their businesses, like a meal or some office supplies,” she said. “Can you confirm for me that Hunter Biden had written off payments to prostitutes through his law firm?” Greene asked an IRS whistleblower. She then showed a collage of lewd Hunter Biden images, indicating the first son made multiple sex tapes with prostitutes. “Should we be displaying this, Mr. Chairman?” Ranking Member Jamie Raskin (D-Md.) was overheard grumbling as Oversight Chairman James Comer (R-Ky.) struggled to keep a straight face—Greene’s time ran out before she could get a response.

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Hot for teacher… A married headmaster admitted to having sex with a female colleague in his office for four hours while school was in session. “A review of CCTV footage revealed that Mr. Price and Person B had been engaging in sexual activities,” an investigation found.

“Mr. Price admitted that he and Person B were together in his office for much of the working day—approximately 3hrs 50mins,” the investigation added. It was also revealed that while the headmaster was busy getting it on, fights were breaking out in the school: “The panel heard that on the same day, there had been three assaults on staff and four fights between pupils.” Shockingly, the naughty teacher has been allowed to continue his job as a senior education consultant.

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Sex pill prescriptions for frisky old fellas have ballooned by 56 percent in six years. Last year, there were almost 200,000 prescriptions for Viagra-style medication issued to men in their 80s—and now more than 6,500 were prescribed to men aged 90 or over, including a 101-year-old. In the past six years, men aged 99, 100 and even 102 also received X-rated medical assistance.

NHS England figures show the number of libido-boosting drugs for men 80 and over jumped from 127,448 in 2016 to 196,867 last year. Around one in 40 men receive them, with those in their 60s getting the most. Some urologists also claim the drugs can help the heart: “There is some evidence that men who take these drugs have a lower risk of major cardiac issues, whether due to healthier blood vessels or less depression we do not know.”

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A divorced woman in Zimbabwe grew tired of her socially conservative country, where divorced women and single mothers are often cast as sexually undesirable. The problem is sex toys are against the law in Zimbabwe—owning one can put a woman in prison. “I should not be deprived of self-exploration and indulgence in self-gratification,” said the sexually frustrated citizen.

Part of Zimbabwe’s “censorship and entertainment control” law makes the importation or possession of sex toys illegal as they are deemed “indecent” or “obscene” and harmful to public morals. The woman says the law is “archaic” and is challenging part of it in court on the basis that it is repressive and infringes on her freedom. She filed court papers recently suing the Zimbabwe government and seeking to have parts of the law repealed: “These laws would have been repealed a long time ago if the majority of users were men,” she said.

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A Republican GOP state senator could face criminal charges after sharing explicit images of Hunter Biden on social media. Arizona Senator Wendy Rogers retweeted footage of the First Son to her 300,000 followers on Twitter, which included several X-rated images. She has since removed the footage and claimed she didn’t realize the images were in the footage.

Lawyers warned that by posting the X-rated images, she could find herself in hot water legally. She may have even breached Arizona’s revenge porn law, which means that intentionally posting a sexual image without consent is a criminal offense. It comes after thousands of X-rated images were published of the naughty First Son.

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The inaugural European Sex Championships including 20 porn stars from a dozen or so nations descended into chaos after adult entertainers began walking out of the tournament. According to a report, the live-streamed event to determine the continent’s most elite sex performers was plagued with issues from the start. Participants in the championship were going to be assessed across 16 categories in “bouts” to be held over six weeks.

These included their skills in seduction and massage, their proficiency in sex acts, the appearance of their cock or pussy, how many times they can orgasm, and their “artistry” and “creativity” in creating a seductive pose. But it’s been revealed that the contestants left over claims that they had not been paid for their participation. The performers have also confirmed they left the event, with the official representative group for sex workers from the Balkan region announcing the decision on Twitter, citing “insurmountable issues.”

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