Author: Madge

These frisky 9-to-5ers are getting busy at work—literally. A recent survey on the Top 10 professions in which a person in a committed relationship is most likely to cheat found that 85% of affairs occur on the job—with one in five employees confessing to being unfaithful with a work associate. “The allure of the forbidden fruit can be fairly tempting, especially in an environment where professionalism and boundaries are expected to be upheld,” said the authors of the report.

For the survey’s freaky findings, analysts polled 3,800 folks across the UK—1,644 of whom confessed to doing dirty work with a fellow employee—to determine which professional industries have the most affairs. Salespeople ranked the highest, with 14.5% (239 individuals) admitting to having workplace trysts, while teachers made up the second most common cheaters. Meanwhile, healthcare workers ranked third: “Plagued by long and unpredictable hours, overnight emergency shifts, and paramount stress,” said data experts, “health professionals may seek solace with someone who is in the same field and understands their daily struggles.”

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With the exception of bright yellow rubber gloves, naked cleaners scrub kinksters’ homes entirely in the buff. Stripping down to clean in the nude is a lucrative side hustle: “I’m always looking for ways to make extra money and I quite like being naked, so I thought ‘Okay, I’ll try it,’” said one naked cleaner. Some younger men with “disposable income” want to “try something different,” while others just want company or someone to hang out with while naked.

Some of their clients are nudists: “The clients will get naked as well—a few of them are quite nervous at first and keep their clothes on until they’re confident enough to take them off.” One client had “the dirtiest house” ever, but didn’t want the naked cleaner to clean it. “He just wanted some company,” she explained, adding that her clients are “in general nice people.”

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A thrift store was left in a sticky situation after customers repeatedly donated used sex toys. The UK charity store was forced to issue a public appeal on social media after getting an avalanche of adult items. The organization wrote: “We ask that you refrain from donating your used and unused marital aids!”

The thrift store further attempted to deter the drop-off of any more kinky collectibles by claiming that they have security cameras set up at their donation sites. “These items can be traced back to their owners,” they warned. But while the charity store might block sex toy donations, some people don’t have an issue with using other people’s X-rated items—a woman recently went viral on social media after saying she had to move out of her apartment after her roommate kept “borrowing” her vibrator.

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One vocal medical expert says men signing up for the 30-day no-masturbation challenge are playing themselves. Popularized on discussion boards like Reddit, proponents claim that a masturbation-free month can lead to greater mental clarity, a boost in testosterone, and enhanced athletic abilities. But one doctor says there’s no substantial research to back up the medical claims—and warns that the challenge could have detrimental effects.

First, the doctor explained that the lack of release could reduce the quality of your sperm: “As you abstain from sex, sperm number and volume increases over time, but the quality of sperm decreases,” she claimed. She additionally alleged that one analysis of 5,000 semen samples uncovered that sperm mobility was lower in men who hadn’t ejaculated in more than a week. Similarly, the doc declared that nine separate studies found no correlation between improved athletic performance and abstaining from sex or masturbation—instead, the studies found that not orgasming before exercise made no difference in various athletic realms, including focus and hand-grip strength.

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Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni has dumped her TV presenter boyfriend after an X-rated audio recording surfaced of him asking a woman if she would be interested in group sex. “Listen, I wanted to tell you something. Do you want to join our group? Will you join our working group?” Andrea Giambruno, Meloni’s boyfriend of 10 years, is heard asking a woman on the tape. “You have to do threesomes or foursomes with us … We fuck.”

He also initiates phone sex with the woman, asking “Can I touch my package while I’m talking to you?” Meloni responded with a post revealing that she ended her relationship with Giambruno: “My relationship with Andrea Giambruno, which lasted almost 10 years, ends here,” Meloni said. While not married to Giambruno, Meloni frequently promoted traditional family and conservative values on the campaign trail.

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Princess Margaret engaged in a hot affair with Hollywood superstar Eddie Fisher in 1953, with Fisher reportedly bragging he satisfied the royal “multiple times” during “explosive sex.”  Fisher’s fourth wife Terry Richard said in an interview: “Eddie never talked about Princess Margaret in public, he respected her too much, but he told me about their encounter many, many times during our marriage. He looked back on it with great affection.” Details of the tryst, down to the “cigarette smoke and expensive perfume,” are included in Richard’s new memoir, “Beauty Queen Dreams.”

The crooner—whom she called the “Harry Styles of his day”—would recall the steamy rendezvous as one of the most passionate and intense sexual encounters of his life. “He told me the sex was explosive. Margaret wasn’t a virgin. She was uninhibited in bed. It went on for ages and they were both satisfied, multiple times. Eddie told me they ‘fit perfectly,’ and she cried out ‘Eddie! Oh, Eddie!’ over and over,” Richard shared.

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A new study confirms what most women know and all men dread: the louder the cry of ecstasy, the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels. When a woman is genuinely aroused and trusts her partner, she’s far more likely to gently sigh and moan than shriek.

The new study mirrors the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They concluded that erotic decibels were all about manners and “manipulation,” and that women were prone to what they described as “copulatory vocalization” in order to encourage their partners to cum. Researchers believe the noisy XXX trend comes from porn, where loud always equals better.

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If you’re a man looking for a one-night stand, it may be time to hit the gym. Research has revealed that women prefer more muscular men for their frisky flings and short-term romances. The results of the University of Arkansas study found most of the participants preferred muscular males for an X-rated rendezvous—but not for a long-term relationship.

“Women associate muscles with being fit and healthy,” said one of the researchers, adding, “However, in a long-term context, it was important to find a kind person who will support his family [beyond physicality].” The new study echoes a similar 2007 study that found chiseled men are likelier to have more sex partners than thinner men. But there’s good news for nice guys: after interviewing the women, the researchers concluded that humor helps men build long and substantial relationships.

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According to raunchy research into the world’s most promiscuous countries, the average US citizen has slept with more than 10 people. NapLab compiled data from various sources to come up with their list, looking at a country’s attitudes toward premarital sex and the average number of sex partners, among other criteria. America was declared the 15th most promiscuous country on the planet by NapLab, which is on par with Canada with an average of 10.7 sex partners.

Brits were less likely to have as many sex partners (9.8 on average), as were the Spanish (6.1), the Polish (6) and the Chinese (3.1). Meanwhile, Australia was named the most promiscuous country in the world, with the average citizen sleeping with 13.3 people and 81% of residents approving of sex before marriage. India was named by NapLab as the least promiscuous of the 45 countries they examined—just 19% of Indians thought premarital sex was acceptable, while the average citizen had had just three sex partners.

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He made her an offer she definitely refused…twice! Barbra Streisand revealed in her upcoming novel, My Name Is Barbra, that screen legend Marlon Brando propositioned her for sex prior to them becoming close friends. Streisand opens her memoir by detailing the time that Brando approached her at a party in 1966 and told her, “I’d like to fuck you.”

According to an excerpt from the novel, Brando’s wife at the time was also at the party in an adjoining room. Despite Bab’s initial rejection, the star refused to back down and asked her once again while the pair were taking a drive in the 1970s. “He wanted to go to the desert to see the wildflowers,” Streisand said, adding, “He wanted to stay overnight.”

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